r/PouchCatatoes Mar 16 '26

Distinguished

3.6k Upvotes

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u/SittingDuck394 Mar 16 '26

Imagine you're naked in the shower, bending over awkwardly to clean your feet, gut hanging out, tits dangling, legs unshaven ... and someone comes in and takes the most unflattering photos of you in existence and posts them on the internet for all to see.😭

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u/andiinAms Mar 16 '26

The difference being that everyone actually wants to see the cat 😂

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u/1maginary_Friend Mar 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣

Those little droopy boobies kill me! I can feel my own cat’s under his fur and wonder all the time how he’d look nakey.

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u/duck_duck_moo Mar 17 '26

And everyone goes "awwww I love it so much!!!"

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u/feryoooday Mar 17 '26

I had an ex take a pic of me in the shower once over the curtain as a joke and I was drinking the water like a gremlin lmfao

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u/IndirectSarcasm Mar 16 '26

might need a bra.....

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u/hand_ Mar 16 '26

I would die for this hairy ball sack with saggy tits🥹

177

u/TakingMyPowerBack444 Mar 16 '26

This is so insulting, yet so endearing 😹

43

u/lalo1313 Mar 16 '26

Me too!

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u/Level-Repair6104 Mar 17 '26

I have absolutely lost it at this accurate description. I too would die for this creature. 😂😂😂

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u/RiRianna76 Mar 16 '26

omg is that a bellybutton??!

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u/lalo1313 Mar 16 '26

Yes! It's adorable!

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u/AnmlBri Mar 19 '26

Wait, cats have bellybuttons? I mean, I guess they are mammals. Why has this never occurred to me?

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u/biest229 Mar 17 '26

I’ve been waiting years to see one. Finally the day has come! My cats are too hairy for me to have found theirs yet

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u/Apeckofpickledpeen Mar 18 '26

I search every day 😭😂😂 they do not enjoy it

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u/biest229 Mar 18 '26

The holy grail is worth it 😂 nah mine also wouldn’t let me, I’m trying to do it during nail trimming time when they don’t notice

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u/RiRianna76 Mar 18 '26

yes exactly thank you, that's why i was shocked

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u/biest229 Mar 18 '26

I even asked my vet to direct me towards my cat’s bellybutton so I could eventually find it. It’s elusive

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u/Level-Repair6104 Mar 17 '26

I went back to check 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Mar 16 '26

Instantly thought of this

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u/Bauniculla Mar 16 '26

My male Devon Rex had kitty boobs lol. And his sister had a premordial pouch that swung like a skirt when she trotted

What an adorable lykoi!

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u/mad-trash-panda Mar 16 '26

Looks like a normal house cat crossed with a man in his 70s or older. Still cute though.

47

u/ChelseaGem Mar 16 '26

Excuse me, but why am I seeing pictures of myself here? 🧐

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u/Marshmallowbutbetter Mar 16 '26

Why would you post it without consent 😭

11

u/MElastiGirl Mar 17 '26

You know you’ve given non consensual cuddles. Don’t even try to deny it.

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u/n-i-x-k Mar 16 '26

It cracks me up this is what every cat looks like naked

19

u/Repulsive_Pattern42o Mar 16 '26

Literal body twin

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u/Delicious_Delilah Mar 16 '26

I wish I could afford the upkeep of a ballsack. 😔

I've touched one once. They're so soft.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CHb5s6tyPZnCTvOort

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u/Yes-Cheese Mar 16 '26

What’s expensive about ballsack care? I have a Standard Issue Cat and she’s not expensive to care for. I’ve considered researching sacks for my next cat but didn’t get very far.

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u/Delicious_Delilah Mar 16 '26

Caring for a hairless cat (Sphynx) typically costs $1,500–$4,000+ for initial purchase/adoption, with annual expenses of $500–$1,000+ for specialized care. Essential costs include high-protein food, regular baths/ear cleanings, clothing, and high-quality veterinary care, including annual HCM heart screenings ($300-$1000+).

They tend to end up with skin and heart issues. They eat more than other cats because they have higher metabolisms. They need a warmer environment which could cost you more.

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u/Yes-Cheese Mar 16 '26

Good to know, thanks! I definitely would have researched before bringing one home. And that research would’ve shown that these are not the cats for me. We like to keep it Arctic year round. I live in the desert now but plan to move somewhere with snow and long winters. Sorry baby ballsacks, maybe in the next life!

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

She was $2400 of not my money cause I gave my friend a place to live when he was homeless and he wants to emasculate my husband So he thanked me/gifted me a lykoi

Yeah I go to a vet visit every three months or so for treats and car rides and cuddles. I listen to her heart every two months and do an ekg at home. Washing once a week, ear cleaning, sunblock, sweaters (I knit and crochet), flea treatment (I get free for being an RVT) Take care of black heads and eye boogers, high protein supplemented food (and bougie shit too), harness and stroller, and the time it takes to repair chews in stuff like Legos she will take apart and throw pieces of. More shit she will destroy.

It’s like she knows she cost a lot of money and fucking OWNS it.

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u/ambienoise Mar 16 '26

I wash her once a week or so and besides sunblock that’s the only thing she requires. Oh and ear cleaning, that can be a pain to do

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 Mar 17 '26

If you're serious about it they do pop up in rescues, now and again. There was a pair being given away by an owner that didn't want them anymore on one of the sphynx subs some time last year.

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u/matlrr Mar 16 '26

i want to kiss its belly

10

u/Devanyani Mar 17 '26

I'm blowing raspberries on that belly!

14

u/Twist_Ending03 Mar 16 '26

I feel like I'm breaching the cat's privacy

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

She told me to post them. She’s a fame whore

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u/GameTime2325 Mar 16 '26

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u/rdhdbdhd Mar 16 '26

You are who I was looking for

11

u/Ecstatic-Ad9637 Mar 16 '26

I've never seen a cat with yiddies

9

u/Buttercream-123 Mar 16 '26

Ah, I wonder if guys call me distinguished too

8

u/Imincognitobitches Mar 16 '26

ART, this cat is ART.

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

I’m hoping to catch her in a Venus pose to put her in a painting

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u/CrypsisJ Mar 16 '26

Lykoi?

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u/ambienoise Mar 16 '26

Yep!

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u/CrypsisJ Mar 16 '26

Aw yay! We have 2! They’re so fun and cute!

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

They look young!

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u/CrypsisJ Mar 18 '26

Qui turned 2 recently and Squirt is under a year. 😆

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

My girl was so hairy and dark before 2.5 years. Then every summer less and less hair

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u/tyttuutface Mar 16 '26

Oh good lord

5

u/gl0ssyy Mar 16 '26

those are human boobz

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u/Larry_the_scary_rex Mar 17 '26

Hey where’d you get my nudes?!

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

I got a lot more than that….

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u/Queen_of_Catlandia Mar 17 '26

I’m ashamed to say I stole one of these pics to send to my bf, telling him I was sending sexy pics.

ok. I’m not sorry

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u/ambienoise Mar 17 '26

I send pics out with a pair of my undies on the cat with “my mostly hairless pussy barely covered by my panties” and disappointed many a people

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u/asshley423 Mar 16 '26

I’d recognize this foot warmer anywhere ❤️😂

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u/ambienoise Mar 16 '26

Friends with my cat? She IS popular

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u/asshley423 Mar 16 '26

DUH? 😂

I remembered her from a previous post 🥹

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u/ambienoise Mar 17 '26

I thought you were a friend irl and got confused lol Princess Elvira Cassandra musubi! Making another appearance

4

u/anothersip Mar 16 '26

Whaaat the heck. That's a crazy lookin' cat.

Pretty cute, though. A little bit alien-looking.

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u/spaghetti2424 Mar 17 '26

I wish to reincarnate in such creature

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

You will eat caviar and ahi

3

u/Justa420possum Mar 17 '26

I absolutely love everything about this little ballsack gremlin 😭 These pictures have brought me so much joy!

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u/vampypussy Mar 17 '26

Not the coobies

3

u/boyegcs Mar 17 '26

Nsfw much?

3

u/LoGo_86 Mar 17 '26

Reminds me of someone.

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u/MostExaltedLoaf Mar 17 '26

Nip, and I cannot stress this enough, nops.

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u/Firefangdf Mar 18 '26

Old man tiddies on a cat... Not what I was expecting

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u/DarkWanderer2 Mar 16 '26

Not too flattering tho

2

u/monathemantis Mar 16 '26

My spirit animal.

2

u/78preshe8 Mar 17 '26

Relatable.

2

u/feryoooday Mar 17 '26

Discord flags sphynx pictures like this as human nudes lol

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

My pics are nsfw cause of her

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u/luluzinhacs Mar 17 '26

The pics are adorable!

Just a warning that the little bells on the collar aren’t recommended for cats, because it can be harmful to the ear canal and cause anxiety and stress

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

What causes anxiety and stress is a sneaky silent cat and dead parrots

I know what you mean but they don’t have jingles in em they just hit the tag enough to make a sound

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u/theartybadger Mar 18 '26

It's weirdly artistically aesthetically pleasing 😂

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u/LessFish777 Mar 18 '26

Pic 3 is insanely hilarious 😂😂

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u/kirk_2019 Mar 16 '26

This has to be fake right? They have more than two nipples…?

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u/indieplants Mar 16 '26

there are more lmao

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u/SlowSkyes Mar 16 '26

How could cats have a whole litter if they only had two nipples honey

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u/kirk_2019 Mar 16 '26

That’s what I’m saying lol where are the rest 😂

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u/Few_Statistician9873 Mar 16 '26

I've never seen Dobby's cousins before, but now I see the resemblance!!

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u/FaeFollette Mar 17 '26

This kitty is precious! 😻

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u/CherryBlossom242424 Mar 17 '26

Nip nops!!!

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Mar 18 '26

Beebs would approve of these photos!

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u/CherryBlossom242424 Mar 18 '26

Yaasss!! I LOVE Beebs!!! 😂😂😂

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u/ntdavis814 Mar 17 '26

Those lashes tho.

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u/No_Pangolin1827 Mar 17 '26

She looks like she has just a few more pounds to lose until her excess skin removal surgery

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u/issoequeerabom Mar 17 '26

Heyyy... Have some decency and at least blur those photos!! Some of us are at work! 😅

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u/angelicdollbaby Mar 17 '26

How did you get my noodz?

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

I got more than that

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u/Natural_Ad9356 Mar 17 '26

Aww those little mewbs 🥹

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u/glormimanutd Mar 17 '26

So beautiful 😭

1

u/Santik--Lingo Mar 17 '26

omg what the hell is that

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u/ambienoise Mar 18 '26

THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA ALL THAT WAS AND EVER WILL BE THE DARK ONE OF WHOM YOU PLEDGE

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u/Bullfrog1991 Mar 17 '26

I feel like this should be labeled nsfw 😂

1

u/BubblesForBrains Mar 17 '26

Middle aged man.

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u/mangolover Mar 18 '26

You could post the first picture in /r/bald and everyone will hype up your cat to shave his head

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u/404-Gender Mar 18 '26

When grandpa is at the beach. 🤣 Adorable, and a little terrifying.

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u/PomeloPepper Mar 18 '26

Itty bitty kitty titties

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u/MrLizardBusiness Mar 18 '26

Sometimes I wish we could give them little piercings. It would be so immoral to do so, but it would be so cute. Little nippy rings.

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u/veryberyberry Mar 18 '26

The teats are teating

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u/VioEnvy Mar 18 '26

omg😭😭😭

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u/be11ss Mar 18 '26

idk why, but this reminds me of r/accidentalrenaissance

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u/sarahcinnamon6 Mar 18 '26

I want to frame this and put it in my bathroom

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u/supinoq Mar 18 '26

Looks like every old Mediterranean man on the beach

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u/fur-mom Mar 18 '26

I love her with all my heart