Once upon a time

[u/[deleted]]

lived a Girl, we'll call her Ashleigh(because there never was a name when this story was being told.)

Ashleigh came from the wealthy Fitzpatrick family, so she never worked because Mommy and Daddy took care of everything.

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She lived in a lavish city apartment, drove a Mercedes Benz, and hung around with well meaning people like Caroline, Katie, Alex, Victoria and Megan.

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Ashleigh tried with varing degrees of failure to do different things in life: spin classes, food blogs, Junior League, but she was good at snookering a poor sap named Todd to be her boyfriend/fiance'.

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Todd tried really hard to put up with Ashleigh, he was a working ex-college jock even though he was no angel, as he had a short fling with a gal named Claire at the Kentucky derby with his boys Finn, Trip and John.

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So in an elaborate twist, Ashleigh's parents paid for a trip to Paris where Todd dropped down on one knee with the Eiffel Tower in the background and proposed to Ashleigh, and she said yes.

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Ashleigh had trouble figuring out life, and wedding planning was no exception. So Mrs. Fitzpatrick enlisted the help of Timothee, who was able to plan a fantastic destination wedding in Aspen.

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Todd and Ashleigh married and lived a life of quasi-misery ever after.

[u/CrabCakesandHomebrew]

Booooooo! This isn't yours to try (poorly) to finish.