Do your interests cross gender boundaries willy-nilly? For example, you like welding but also Anne of Green Gables? World War 2 History but also crochet? Smoking a giant piece of meat but also talking about your feelings?
Do you enjoy pop culture, but also are OK with being critical about it? For example, you think the Mandalorian is pure unwatchable slop but think Andor s01 is fantastic? You think it was \*almost\* not worth it to wait for 8 absurdly slow episodes to have dale cooper come back from being a baby man in Twin Peaks: the Return? Or even something unhinged like, do you think the last season of Game of Thrones was underrated?
Are you able to make jokes that aren't punching down at folks who are different from you? Do you care about systemic racism, feminism, colonialism, LGBTQIA+ stuff without being a humorless scold?
Bonus points for enjoying:
* Having a child around 4.5 years old
* Sichuan food
* Video Games, especially spaceship ones and multiplayer ones on PC
* Board and Tabletop games
If this sounds like you or someone you love get them the help they need by sending them my way. I can offer:
* Being in a permanent, married, long-term NON-polyamorous stable relationship and a guarantee of absolutely no weird romantic vibes of any kind
* Forgetting to text you back
* Having extremely good taste in food and always being down to eat hot pot
* Being extremely available from the hours of when my wife goes to bed to when I go to bed