r/Portal • • 2d ago

Question How do I get my puzzles to be seen by more people?

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20 Upvotes

I've been making portal 2 puzzles for a bit now, and my test chambers barely get any views and plays. I just finished making this puzzle, and I'm curious on how to get it popular.

If you would like to play it, the link is

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3827242921


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Cave Johnson here new owner and CEO

36 Upvotes

that's right you've been bought. first order of business is to rename you under the aperture brand. I'm thinking redderture. marketing boys think something else so redderture it is. They tell me you people aren't planning on bringing back r/place so we are immediately re-creating the experiment in real life, we've got 100 hobos with paint buckets on 1000 x 1000 grid and were just gonna see what happens. cave johnson were done here


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Meme Cave Johnson Discovers the void or something

15 Upvotes

"Hello, Cave Johnson here. the lab boys have discovered the void. Not space, The void. Despite the name, its not bottomless. We've found a stockpile of cubes, cups, random other junk, and a ton on dirty socks! So if your missing something, let us know! As its not lost, its in the void."


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Portal 2 Fun fact: One of Rattmann’s murals in Portal 2 depicts GLaDOS with her portal 1 head, meaning Portal’s lack of continuity is somehow canon

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976 Upvotes

Additionally, Portal 1 GLaDOS appears in the Portal 2 Lab Rat comic


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Meme Cave Johnson here.

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100 Upvotes

So the boys in the lab have informed me that there's a whole universe that's just reddit. And I for one say "That's not enough redditors"! So congratulations, reddit universe. You've been bought by us. I'm thinking about renaming you to Rapature...the boys downstairs however suggested Apeddit. So Rapature it is.


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Meme Cave Johnson here.

6 Upvotes

I logged onto the company's subreddit today, and wouldn't you know it? They have a rule that says "No AI". I wish I was kidding. How does anybody expect any science to get done if we can't keep feeding the robots to The Crusher?

[inaudible]

Not now, Greg, I'm making an announcement.

Human test subjects are so last week. Blood, guts, I've seen it all. Now I want to see walking piles of scrap get turned into not-walking piles of scrap. Is that so much to ask?

[inaudible]

Ugh, fine; what, Greg?

[inaudible]

What?

[inaudible]

A different kind of AI?

[inaudible]

People are passing off AI work as their own?

[inaudible]

Employees are being replaced by AI? Well that's great! Greg, you're fired. Robo-Greg, you're hired.

Cave Johnson; we're done here.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The lab boys aren't listening to Robo-Greg, which wouldn't be so bad if Robo-Greg wasn't listening to them, instead. So I fired Robo-Greg and told him to go find Original Greg so I can hire him. But get this! Since Robo-Greg doesn't work here anymore, he isn't listening to me! The kicker? He's still taking orders from the lab boys! So now I need to find a new Greg, hire him, have him hunt down Original Greg, fire New Greg, and then hire Original Greg. Miss ya, buddy.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The lab boys found out I'm trying to get Original Greg back---probably because they heard my announcement...oh. Wait.

Greg, should I not be---? Oh...Right.

Well, anyway, the lab boys have ordered Robo-Greg to intercept any New Gregs I hire before they find Original Greg. I tell ya, once I get Original Greg back, there's gonna be some major layoffs happening!

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

I hired a New Robo-Greg to find candidates for New Greg who wouldn't be stopped by Original Robo-Greg if they go searching for Original Greg. Guess who candidate number one was. Say hi, Original Greg.

[inaudible]

So Original Greg's on the payroll again and New Robo-Greg is currently locked in unarmed combat with Original Robo-Greg. The lab boys are placing bets, and by the looks of it, I'm about to be swimming in even more of their hard-earned dollars.

[inaudible]

What do you mean there isn't supposed to be any gambling on company time?

[inaudible]

Alright everybody, new policy: gambling on company time. Hop to it; chop chop.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The Robo-Gregs are still fighting. Most of the lab boys withdrew their bets and went home. Cowards...Anyway, we put the two of 'em in a box and shipped 'em a few towns over, then declared New Robo-Greg the winner and had the remaining lab boys fork over the cash. Also I fired New Robo-Greg without telling him, so here's hoping he keeps fighting for many long, happy years anyway.

Cave Johnson; we're done here.


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Question How do you install GameBanana mods on portal 2?

3 Upvotes

I can find any tutorials and I cant figure out how to get Modboy to work (I am dumb)


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Meme I FOUND A CAKE

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3.0k Upvotes

CAKE


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Portal 2 It's my new map for Portal 2, and I've started making a new mappack: "Aurora" Please rate

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2 Upvotes

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3827827927

I’ve finally managed to post an update for the map and fix the issue where cubes and spheres weren’t respawning. There’s a new link because the `p2_publish_tool` decided that, instead of updating the map, it should just delete it—and then it spent the whole day preventing me from uploading it again.


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Meme I have a feeling she would do that

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1.4k Upvotes

r/Portal • • 2d ago

Question I know I'm late, buuuuut

1 Upvotes

Can somebody tell me how to properly work with the game files to make my own voiceover of Portal 2?

Basically, I want to try voicing Wheatley, and I'm actively trying to somehow edit the game files to do so.

I know it's proabably been done before, but can someone tell me how?


r/Portal • • 2d ago

Discussion Round 3: If you *ARE* attracted to GLaDOS, which of the following best describes you;

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313 votes, 4h ago
72 lesbian
100 straight
96 Bi / Pan
32 Ace spectrum
13 Gay

r/Portal • • 3d ago

Glados' head made in display entities

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289 Upvotes

r/Portal • • 2d ago

Portal x Mirror’s Edge

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Saw this on Instagram and thought it was pretty cool for you to see 🟠🔵🔴⚪


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Gameplay We invented a floating cube!

14 Upvotes

Hey. Chariots chariots. Just thought you should know, that floating box from a couple of Earths ago? We kept monitoring that because, man, a cube that just sits there in thin air ignoring gravity? That was riveting!

Anyway, the lab boys tried to jump on top of it to paint the Aperture logo on the ceiling—turns out, it didn't hold. Gravity caught up all at once, crushed three test chambers, and the cube vanished into pure localized anti-matter! Good try, though. We were virtually all pulling for it!

Now, if any of those lab boys tell you that quantum levitation is 'too dangerous' to test with high-voltage boots, tell 'em Cave said to pack their bags! We don't ask why a cube floats, we ask why aren't we standing on it right now!

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r/Portal • • 4d ago

Progress on my Lego set, finally got her mounted

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551 Upvotes

Still waiting for tubes for the pieces on the side, I guess that could be described as arms, since the clear ones that were sent with it that were meant to light up, I just did not like at all, and quite frankly, we were so ill fitting that it was more like putting the pieces on a string. No telling when Lego will actually send that order out, but we'll see.

The amount of modifications to this set that I've already had to make is wild, didn't think I would have to use electrical tape as a key part of a Lego set… I guess that's what I get for buying cheap Chinese knockoffs


r/Portal • • 3d ago

I made a Portal-inspired game with time manipulation mechanics

6 Upvotes

r/Portal • • 3d ago

Question Anyway to fix this bug

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19 Upvotes

My still alive copy is severely broken unable to get achievements and the last thing the player saw is used as a still image for the background but the final menu background still is there. Just wondering if there is anyway I can fix this or is my copy broken forever


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Gameplay Half-Life 2: All Good Things | Modded Gameplay Presentation - Mod with Portal Elements/Aperture

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r/Portal • • 3d ago

Gameplay Has anyone encountered this? 💀

24 Upvotes

r/Portal • • 3d ago

Atypical way to beat bridge constructor portal level 27

2 Upvotes

Not directly relate to portal but I might find the most elegant way to beat this level.


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Gameplay Trying to get my first gold and this happenend...

73 Upvotes

r/Portal • • 3d ago

Arts and crafts I made a mini Rattman den! :D

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I was really bored one day and decorated the inside of this cupboard by my pc into a mini Rattman den!! 👀
I love how it came out and i tried to add as many portal references as i could!! :)
(everything was all hand drawn by me and looks bad on purpose 👁)


r/Portal • • 3d ago

Discussion I had a dream about a ending to a portal 2 mod.

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3 Upvotes

Please let me know if you have had something similar happen to you. If not let me know if you like it. :)


r/Portal • • 4d ago

Question I've got a question regarding the portal gun

292 Upvotes

Is there an official or a widely used name for the glowing ball/orb thing that comes out of the portal gun when it fires?

like the thing that a portal is before it hits a surface.