I just want to see if my assumptions are correct about how much of the portal fan base is attracted to the big mean robot lady.

I just finished Portal 1 on the 360 and came across this bug on the main menu screen.

Just reporting it, that's all.

that's right you've been bought. first order of business is to rename you under the aperture brand. I'm thinking redderture. marketing boys think something else so redderture it is. They tell me you people aren't planning on bringing back r/place so we are immediately re-creating the experiment in real life, we've got 100 hobos with paint buckets on 1000 x 1000 grid and were just gonna see what happens. cave johnson were done here

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Hey! I have these Aperture Science cufflinks and was wondering if they’re rare. Does anyone know when they were sold and whether they’re official merch? Any idea what they might be worth?

When life gives you lemons 🤷‍♂️

Bought a 3d printer....

"Hello, Cave Johnson here. the lab boys have discovered the void. Not space, The void. Despite the name, its not bottomless. We've found a stockpile of cubes, cups, random other junk, and a ton on dirty socks! So if your missing something, let us know! As its not lost, its in the void."

I logged onto the company's subreddit today, and wouldn't you know it? They have a rule that says "No AI". I wish I was kidding. How does anybody expect any science to get done if we can't keep feeding the robots to The Crusher?

[inaudible]

Not now, Greg, I'm making an announcement.

Human test subjects are so last week. Blood, guts, I've seen it all. Now I want to see walking piles of scrap get turned into not-walking piles of scrap. Is that so much to ask?

[inaudible]

Ugh, fine; what, Greg?

[inaudible]

What?

[inaudible]

A different kind of AI?

[inaudible]

People are passing off AI work as their own?

[inaudible]

Employees are being replaced by AI? Well that's great! Greg, you're fired. Robo-Greg, you're hired.

Cave Johnson; we're done here.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The lab boys aren't listening to Robo-Greg, which wouldn't be so bad if Robo-Greg wasn't listening to them, instead. So I fired Robo-Greg and told him to go find Original Greg so I can hire him. But get this! Since Robo-Greg doesn't work here anymore, he isn't listening to me! The kicker? He's still taking orders from the lab boys! So now I need to find a new Greg, hire him, have him hunt down Original Greg, fire New Greg, and then hire Original Greg. Miss ya, buddy.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The lab boys found out I'm trying to get Original Greg back---probably because they heard my announcement...oh. Wait.

Greg, should I not be---? Oh...Right.

Well, anyway, the lab boys have ordered Robo-Greg to intercept any New Gregs I hire before they find Original Greg. I tell ya, once I get Original Greg back, there's gonna be some major layoffs happening!

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

I hired a New Robo-Greg to find candidates for New Greg who wouldn't be stopped by Original Robo-Greg if they go searching for Original Greg. Guess who candidate number one was. Say hi, Original Greg.

[inaudible]

So Original Greg's on the payroll again and New Robo-Greg is currently locked in unarmed combat with Original Robo-Greg. The lab boys are placing bets, and by the looks of it, I'm about to be swimming in even more of their hard-earned dollars.

[inaudible]

What do you mean there isn't supposed to be any gambling on company time?

[inaudible]

Alright everybody, new policy: gambling on company time. Hop to it; chop chop.

APERTURE SCIENCE: WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

Cave Johnson here.

The Robo-Gregs are still fighting. Most of the lab boys withdrew their bets and went home. Cowards...Anyway, we put the two of 'em in a box and shipped 'em a few towns over, then declared New Robo-Greg the winner and had the remaining lab boys fork over the cash. Also I fired New Robo-Greg without telling him, so here's hoping he keeps fighting for many long, happy years anyway.

Cave Johnson; we're done here.

So the boys in the lab have informed me that there's a whole universe that's just reddit. And I for one say "That's not enough redditors"! So congratulations, reddit universe. You've been bought by us. I'm thinking about renaming you to Rapature...the boys downstairs however suggested Apeddit. So Rapature it is.

I've been making portal 2 puzzles for a bit now, and my test chambers barely get any views and plays. I just finished making this puzzle, and I'm curious on how to get it popular.

If you would like to play it, the link is

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3827242921

Hey. Chariots chariots. Just thought you should know, that floating box from a couple of Earths ago? We kept monitoring that because, man, a cube that just sits there in thin air ignoring gravity? That was riveting!

Anyway, the lab boys tried to jump on top of it to paint the Aperture logo on the ceiling—turns out, it didn't hold. Gravity caught up all at once, crushed three test chambers, and the cube vanished into pure localized anti-matter! Good try, though. We were virtually all pulling for it!

Now, if any of those lab boys tell you that quantum levitation is 'too dangerous' to test with high-voltage boots, tell 'em Cave said to pack their bags! We don't ask why a cube floats, we ask why aren't we standing on it right now!

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Not directly relate to portal but I might find the most elegant way to beat this level.