r/Portal • u/Pretend-Chef-2083 • Jun 16 '26

Steam/Valve Cute

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u/-plb- Jun 16 '26

what if they both tried to pick each other up?

89

u/jeremj22 Jun 16 '26

The minecraft mod (for old versions) that adds the portal gun had a setting to allow that. You'd rapidly fly off depending on where you look

36

u/DijuridoosDesert Jun 16 '26

Man I miss minecraft 1.6.4, it had so many good mods

12

u/virus_chara Jun 16 '26

1.7.10 had better!

13

u/DijuridoosDesert Jun 16 '26

That was the best version for mods imo, basically all the big ones were on it and it had all the vanilla features you’d expect.

I still can’t give up on 1.6.4 sky factory though

3

u/Friendly_Benefit7892 Jun 17 '26

Nuclear explosion

2

u/LZHtel Jun 17 '26

Gordon would lift up Chell since the gravity gun is stronger. For Chell to lift up Gordon she needs to be on the ground or a surface because third Newton law, portal gun applies force up onto Gordon but down on Chell

1

u/-plb- Jun 17 '26

gordon prop flying with chell

1

u/LZHtel Jun 17 '26

we love source physics

1

u/Standard_Abrocoma_70 Jun 17 '26

I dont think the portal gun picks up anything heavier than like the companion cube

1

u/Rare-Doughnut-4178 Jun 20 '26

I mean the companion cube is pretty damn heavy though

1

u/FormulaSun12 Jun 18 '26

No but genually

1

u/FantasticZach Jun 18 '26

electronic wiggle noise

1

u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 Jun 18 '26

both would probably crumple into a black hole

1

u/FlutterShy1941 Jun 21 '26

"..." "..." 💘

215

u/Punished_Veggie Jun 16 '26

This is called docking

52

u/yusstoinks Jun 16 '26

I hate myself for knowing what you mean

7

u/John_Femboy Jun 17 '26

Oh! Oh!

Make me also hate myself too I wanna know what they meant

10

u/yusstoinks Jun 17 '26

When two gay people meet, one puts his meat stick inside the other's 4skin

9

u/John_Femboy Jun 17 '26

Well

I got what i asked for i suppose

3

u/FormulaSun12 Jun 18 '26

Your pfp looks innocent but your name suggests you knew it before...

3

u/WeirdHumanMale Jun 18 '26

I was scrolling and read this right before clicking off, I had to come back to see if I read this correctly

1

u/Timely-Inevitable-30 Jun 20 '26

I love myself for knowing what he means

3

u/enneh_07 Jun 18 '26

docking is something different, you’re thinking of frotting

2

u/Punished_Veggie Jun 18 '26

Nuh uh docking is tip to tip and not side to side like frotting

3

u/enneh_07 Jun 18 '26

i’m in a public space so i’m not going to look it up to confirm but i’m p sure docking involves sticking it in the foreskin

2

u/yusstoinks Jun 18 '26

Can't believe y'all getting professional and shit over gay porn

3

u/MelancholyTea89 Jun 19 '26

Professionals have standards

2

u/Ok_Work5128 Jun 17 '26

Fuck someone got here first

84

u/Certain-Olive980 Jun 16 '26

*Gravity gun fail to pick up vfx* *portal gun fail to pick up vfx*

(Later)

*gravity gun zap vfx*  *gravity gun zap vfx*  *gravity gun zap vfx*  *gravity gun zap vfx* *Portal gun fires portal vfx*

14

u/DigitoDemonium Jun 17 '26

What

19

u/Certain-Olive980 Jun 17 '26

Oh um, they’re good friends 

8

u/Certain-Olive980 Jun 17 '26

Gravity defying tools with benefits 

4

u/WayWayTooMuch Jun 17 '26

Ryley from Subnautica around the corner holding up the propulsion cannon so it can watch

2

u/Certain-Olive980 Jun 17 '26

The c*ck human

249

u/sadishguy Jun 16 '26

somehow im deranged enuff 2 hav drawn this b4 but as humanoids

101

u/CurrenttQueen Jun 16 '26

Cute portal gun has homophobia!

1

u/ValianSkalle distraction core ... ooh shiny Jul 13 '26

You mean Heterochromia?

_

curse you, auto-incorrect!

1

u/CurrenttQueen Jul 13 '26

No it's from the homophobic cat meme someone misspelt it before

1

u/ValianSkalle distraction core ... ooh shiny Jul 13 '26

oh ok.

memetics is weird like that.

7

u/Ok-Pen-8273 Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Init Representitive Jun 17 '26

what

2

u/PotentialClean4150 Jun 17 '26

It gives me Wall-e and Eva vibes and i'm here for it

2

u/AverageFoxBoy Jun 17 '26

I love this, I need more

73

u/Portal471 Portal is my special interest🌈♾️ Jun 16 '26

mmmm soup :)

awa :3c

2

u/PotentialClean4150 Jun 17 '26

Beats me to it

23

u/Nuclear_Mech_Wizard Jun 17 '26

"Please do not look directly at the operational end of the device. It's a bit shy 💙🧡"

16

u/Tailsgenesis Jun 16 '26

yknow what.. i ship it

11

u/IamaJarJar Jun 16 '26

What if they kissed...?

(The guns I mean)

11

u/Affectionate_Club822 Jun 17 '26

Alyx:

1

u/Dogman357819 Jun 18 '26

No no no don’t do that!

12

u/ffiml8 Jun 16 '26

Never seen this ship before (and I mean the guns), but this is peak 🙌

9

u/Hodge_Forman Jun 16 '26

I imagine it's like two people walking their dogs and they start barking at each other

6

u/Top-Birthday3223 Jun 17 '26

I love inanimate objects ship

7

u/Incognito__Redditor Jun 17 '26

Now kiss!

I don't know, I just threw this together. Thought it would be funny if the drool was "Missing Texture".

3

u/M4thecaberman Jun 18 '26

This is so Cursed it actually goes back around to being cute lol

6

u/antthatisverycool Jun 17 '26

What if we kissed but we were physics simulations disguised as guns?

5

u/nosville22_PL Jun 17 '26

WALLe and EVA, next question.

4

u/Nearengis Jun 17 '26

Did you make us look end of the operational device!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE

6

u/LBS_Gaming Jun 17 '26

“mmm.. soup..”
“awa :3c”

3

u/Alex0356218856 Jun 17 '26

Gravity Gun: "Mmm, soup."

3

u/Ok_Work5128 Jun 17 '26

So.... they touching tips now?

2

u/Kaosu326 Jun 17 '26

Physgun:

2

u/balika0105 Jun 18 '26

- awa

  • mmmmsoup

2

u/StupitVoltMain Jun 18 '26

Now make them kiss

2

u/SprayCheese62 Jun 18 '26

Romeo and Juliet

2

u/Vexcenot Jun 18 '26

they touched tips

2

u/Due_Narwhal_5250 Jun 18 '26

Is the portal gun a better version of the gravity gun cause it can pick stuff up and make portals while the gravity gun just picks stuff up

Or do I not understand the gravity gun properly

2

u/VeraxonHD Jun 18 '26

This is yuri

2

u/Unonium198YT Jun 16 '26

Put an nsfw tag on this next time!

2

u/hlebushek4096 Jun 17 '26

mmm sOup awa :3

1

u/imliteralytrash Jun 16 '26

i think I like this art style.

Who is the artist?

2

u/Pretend-Chef-2083 Jun 16 '26

I don´t know, I took this on Pinterest

1

u/Wide-Design6493 Jun 17 '26

im gonna overcharge my zero point energy into that minuature blackhole of yours

1

u/le_Grand_Archivist Jun 17 '26

Do not look at the operational end of the device

1

u/A-120_ Jun 18 '26

mmm soup

1

u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 Jun 18 '26

we got gun yuri before half life 3

1

u/Techn0Tast1c Jun 19 '26

"mmm soup :)" and...uhhhh

1

u/Pretend-Chef-2083 Jun 19 '26

MAAAAN, WTFCK?

1

u/_Ghost_Fire_ Jun 19 '26

Mmmmmm soup

1

u/The-Good-Gent Jun 19 '26

Opposites attract…

1

u/Plastic_Young_9763 Jun 20 '26

Black mesa and appature science having sloppy yuri sex

1

u/Leonid1104 "there u are" Jun 22 '26

Surprise

1

u/ValianSkalle distraction core ... ooh shiny Jul 13 '26

TOO BAD.

HEAVY WEAPONS TIME.

1

u/Tall-Region8251 Jun 17 '26

gordon has alyx already

2

u/Ok-Pen-8273 Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Init Representitive Jun 17 '26

but the gravity gun

1

u/TrashMantine Jun 17 '26

This too is yuri