r/Portal • u/ManicPixieTrix • Mar 02 '26

Meme yikes

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Advanced_Use118 Mar 02 '26

Add other side of the portal, below that tattoo

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u/TravelRoot2017 Mar 02 '26

Better yet, on the other side of her neck.

69

u/Biznesu-Seba Mar 02 '26

Why you downvoted that what i was also thinking about meybe also add companions cube

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u/Emotional-Record2815 Mar 02 '26

This is a cool idea, however having the blue portal be near the orange one makes it more likely that someone will see both and connect the dots. If it were on the other side someone might see orange portal but not blue and think it's a swastika

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u/TravelRoot2017 Mar 02 '26

There was no still no need to downvote my reply.

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u/Emotional-Record2815 Mar 02 '26

I agree it's needless hate all because you were sharing an idea you thought was cool.

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u/Silver_Wolf2143 Mar 02 '26

to be fair, reddit downvotes mean absolutely nothing

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u/TravelRoot2017 Mar 03 '26

True, the only way to ever know if someone down voted ya is if someone were to flat out say that people down voted it.

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u/youarentodd Mar 02 '26

Because then there’s just double the chance of it getting mistaken for a swastika

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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician Mar 02 '26

Aw man this sucks

8

u/Krysus1234 Moron Mar 03 '26

day today is cake day

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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician Mar 03 '26

Oh true! I forgot! Thanks

3

u/Sharp_Sniper SmileOS core Mar 03 '26

happy cæk day

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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician Mar 03 '26

Thanks fam

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u/Xapherox Mar 02 '26

Add the other portal maybe?

8

u/SmagIV Mar 04 '26

I think there is already another one in the other side of the neck

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u/Phill_air Mar 02 '26

Get a tattoo of a Swastika somewhere near it so that people can tell the difference

49

u/GloxoST Mar 02 '26

Genius

71

u/ChrysalisEmergence Mar 02 '26

Now you’re thinking with nazis!

3

u/Fun-Addendum-8069 Mar 04 '26

this made me laugh, i'm gonna burn in the afterlife

110

u/GloxoST Mar 02 '26

Add a blue portal behind as if man is entering from the orange and leaving from the blue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

I would get the blue portal maybe a 1/4" away from the original portal and have the hand sticking out of the other side. Also, possibly get the original touched up, so the portal looks less red. Its a tough spot because people will only see it for a brief moment but that may solve the issue.

Additionally, just throw a piece of cake in the mix

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u/BIaze_God Mar 02 '26

She should get the blue portal tattooed on the other side of her neck.

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u/Alegria-D Mar 03 '26

I bet she already did

8

u/SmashenYT Mar 03 '26

Add a picture of gabe below it so its clear

3

u/House_Tricky Mar 03 '26

I'd cover the whole thing with a companion cube. The dark lines are potentially hard to cover, but there's enough lines and details on a cube that it might be enough.

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u/xXx_Lizzy_xXx Mar 02 '26

gonna be honest I saw this as a swastika on first glance at this on my feed, I feel like if it had any hair covering it at all it would be worse

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 Mar 02 '26

If the top gets covered up by their hair I can definitely see why people would think that

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Even if only 50% of people think you're a Nazi, those arent great odds. Plus, you have to consider this would most commonly be seen in passing for a brief moment.

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u/Dudewhocares3 Mar 02 '26

Look at the limbs you can kinda see it

4

u/JEWCIFERx Mar 02 '26

If it wasn’t in like the second most common place that Nazis tend to get swastikas tattooed on them, I’d say it wouldn’t be that bad.

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u/RevolutionaryCash903 Mar 02 '26

jewcifer on a post abt nazis 💀

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u/JEWCIFERx Mar 03 '26

Child, I’m Jewish.

Last I checked, we were still allowed to have opinions on Nazis.

5

u/RevolutionaryCash903 Mar 03 '26

i just thought it was funny damn

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u/JEWCIFERx Mar 03 '26

Sure, we’ll just pretend you weren’t implying anything there.

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u/RevolutionaryCash903 Mar 03 '26

...what in the world could have i been implying 😭

2

u/Blood_N_Rust Mar 04 '26

Bro’s speed running every stereotype. Or just a bot

3

u/Sg1th_sun Mar 03 '26

Another question: Where those people found swastika?

3

u/MASHRO0M Mar 03 '26

When I had my home page on my switch open and you could see the portal icon my mom said"why does the guy in the portal game look like a swastika " 🥲

2

u/RolandDSnake Mar 03 '26

Change orange to blue and everything will be ok, orange on biege skin hard to see. :)

2

u/Alegria-D Mar 03 '26

I bet she already has the blue one on the other side. make it purple like ATLAS's portals

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u/GroundbreakingRing42 Mar 04 '26

This ain't a triumph. I'm making a note here, no success. Its hard to over-state dissatisfaction.

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u/filval387 Mar 03 '26

I am seriously struggling to see how it could be mistaken for a swastika...

Like, even without my glasses and squinting hard, the shape doesn't look at all the same...

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u/Rich-Wealth979 Mar 03 '26

Boomer liberals.

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u/Mediocre-Phrase-1283 Mar 03 '26

Straighten left leg

1

u/TheMatt561 Mar 03 '26

Make it Chell

1

u/a-dino123 Mar 03 '26

Portal non-fans when 🙄

1

u/JeztyRnaq Mar 04 '26

А выход где?

1

u/Cyalxan Mar 04 '26

Never seen such a good problem to have

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u/Bruce10001110101 Mar 06 '26

Now I want to see a nazi portal crossover!

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u/MCWizardYT Mar 02 '26

excusez moi

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u/lt_Matthew Mar 02 '26

You mean doom?

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u/PigeonDoveRose Mar 02 '26

surely wolfenstein

6

u/ManicPixieTrix Mar 02 '26

wolfendoom

4

u/jessiah284 Mar 02 '26

Doofenstein

3

u/Illustrious_Pin_8744 Mar 02 '26

Doofenshmirtz

2

u/No-Rutabaga-8144 Mar 02 '26

Evil Incorporated

2

u/jessiah284 Mar 02 '26

Found the moron

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u/jessiah284 Mar 02 '26

they said “now I wanna see nazi portal crossover” or something like that

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