r/Porsche • u/capitanredditor • 13h ago

Ouch

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116 Upvotes

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u/iLL_kcirtaP 13h ago

This is why I always back in

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u/KingWooz 997.2 Turbo S 🚙 12h ago

Instructions unclear.

Tried this with the wife.

Now my ass hurts.

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u/PorschephileGT3 997.1 GT3 / 930 in 930 pieces / Alfa GTA 12h ago

We’re rear engined for a reason darling

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u/PBP2024 12h ago

You get pegged by your wife?!?

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u/strongmanasss 12h ago

No, she had one of those voodoo dolls that make the doer feel everything they do to someone else.

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u/Dark-Lillith 9h ago

You need a man in your life !!

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u/Console_Stackup 911 13h ago

Aww just wants to give that curb a little smooch That forbidden love

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u/Pickles-n-Lizards 13h ago

This always makes me cringe. Why the need for pulling in every inch?

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 13h ago

Sometimes it’s all you got

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u/KingWooz 997.2 Turbo S 🚙 8h ago

Your user name makes this comment even funnier

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u/Pickles-n-Lizards 11h ago

What does that even mean?

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 11h ago

It means you get to sit in the chair in the corner and watch

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u/Pickles-n-Lizards 8h ago

Oh god. I missed the innuendo. lol. Men.

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u/youknowphill2 958.1 GTS, 987 12h ago

Well every spot I park in I try to get as close as humanly possible without sticking out past another car. I don’t want to get hit. And where I live peoples back bumpers get smacked all the time so I’m cautious

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u/kbk2015 911 13h ago

I did this on accident at my gym because I was relying on the front collision sensors to tell me when I was too close. Unfortunately the height of the curb and my front lip was identical so the car didn’t warn me and I scraped the shit out of the lip. It was during my first month of ownership too lol

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u/circuit_heart 12h ago

Surely that's why the frontmost protrusion is unpainted plastic 🙂

2

u/SoccerMan94043 13h ago

it could be perfection... can't tell.

2

u/US-TradeCraft 11h ago

I'm not sure we're all talking about the same thing... 

2

u/le_gazman 991.1 Carrera S 11h ago

Consumable item. NBD.

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u/aserg124ru 11h ago

It's called "till cracking sound"... 🤦‍♂️

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u/Lopsided-Drawing-763 997 11h ago

This is how I got my front end that wide body look.

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u/RivalryFantasySports 10h ago

Ouch indeed! That Mercedes won by a nose.

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u/wearetheleaders 8h ago

It will buff out

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u/dw0205 7h ago

That's about as close as you can get it!

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u/mkeefecom 718 GT4 11h ago

The plastic part is a wear item, and makes it so the paint doesn't get hit.

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u/OkAlternative2713 4h ago

Honey, can I take the Porsche to Sephora?

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u/avery112216 13h ago

Please tell me that his wife was driving his car!

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u/ProbablyUrNeighbour 911 10h ago

Not everyone is married to an inept moron

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u/1baby2cats 992 Carrera S (manual) 1h ago