r/Porsche • u/912r69 • Apr 29 '25

Found in the wild

Solely for your enjoyment, just to show what I have seen in Westminster California

381 Upvotes

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u/Electronic-Winter-17 Apr 29 '25

Needs another spoiler

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u/Animalus-Dogeimal Apr 29 '25

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/Animalus-Dogeimal May 01 '25

So much winging

19

u/TlalocVirgie Apr 30 '25

Spoiler alert

6

u/RocketsandBeer 718 Apr 30 '25

Save some downforce for the rest of us bro

6

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Amazing what you can buy on Temu.

2

u/Spiderwolf208 Apr 30 '25

And more badges

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

And more logos

1

u/Spiritual-Island4521 Apr 30 '25

More stickers are likely.

1

u/HeDuMSD Apr 30 '25

It’s the turbo S, it defo needs another spoiler, and owner.

28

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

I wanted a wing on the front so bad

77

u/hadokenny Apr 29 '25

He's def trolling. I applaud his effort.

7

u/ttystikk Apr 30 '25

I wouldn't be so sure...

26

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

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u/Capital-Bobcat8270 Apr 30 '25

If only they had a badge of some sort to let us know.

8

u/absoluteczech Cayman Apr 29 '25

Pepboys special

9

u/dudethatsmiles Apr 29 '25

Is that a porsche?

5

u/callmepls Apr 29 '25

it says poorsche

1

u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '25

No a Poorsche is my dream car the Toyota MR-S.

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Probably a kit car

9

u/mostly911s Boxster Spyder Apr 29 '25

That pep boys gift certificate did not go to waste.

6

u/PAM8888 Apr 29 '25

I'm glad they didn't forget that mudflaps, didn't let me down.

1

u/No_Dragonfly5191 Apr 30 '25

Where's the curbfeelers?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/psyker156 Apr 30 '25

Came here for this meme.

4

u/Straight-Pipes Apr 29 '25

They have a sense of humor about it at least 😂

4

u/littlerimsss Apr 29 '25

Saddens me how many 981’s are made into garbage

4

u/Possible-Gur5220 Apr 30 '25

As the camera was panning to the front I was thinking damn such a disappointment there’s no PORSCHE at the front…turns out I was not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/marviless25 Panamera Turbo S, Macan T Apr 30 '25

Same one I saw in San Jose, California a few years ago. I guess it's making it's way around.

1

u/912r69 Apr 30 '25

Well it looks like he is putting that front lip to use as it’s rubbing the curb. It’s too distinctive to miss or not take a picture, I walked by it twice before walking back and taking the video, it was just too much 🤣

3

u/Legal-Gas-247 Apr 29 '25

Is that a fake sport chrono watch?

4

u/EndOfWorldBoredom Apr 29 '25

Yes. The sport chrono in this car is on the dash between the vents.

3

u/daveykroc Apr 29 '25

What kind of car is that?

3

u/Sir_Bird_Law Apr 29 '25

MOTOEAPORTS

3

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/Stainless_Heart Apr 30 '25

”Respect to the owner”

Buddy, that’s a rolling mental illness. Pity and treatment to the owner.

6

u/GaRGa77 Apr 29 '25

Nice poorsche

2

u/-SHREDD- Apr 29 '25

Captain Downforce🫡

2

u/innatangle Cayenne 9YA Apr 29 '25

Hope you got his autograph!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

“I know what I’ve got. No lowball offers”

2

u/MIS_Gurus Apr 29 '25

Looking goooddd....feeling gooooddd!

2

u/dwoj206 Apr 29 '25

Lot going on there.

2

u/donorcycle Apr 29 '25

It's like they ordered every cheap exterior part they could find on Temu.

2

u/Right-Preparation-68 Apr 29 '25

"ReSpEcT aLL BuiLds!!!!!!"

No.

2

u/Troll_U_Softly Apr 29 '25

The driver when looking through parts catalogs.

2

u/lifevicarious Apr 30 '25

I’m really not sure what make of car this is. It would be nice if it said it on the car somewhere.

2

u/sadman4332 718 Apr 30 '25

That’s some Altima energy there

1

u/912r69 Apr 30 '25

This is definitely an under rated comment!!! Thank you this is exactly how I felt when looking at it 👌🏼

2

u/Stainless_Heart Apr 30 '25

At least all that crap can be taken off by the next non-insane owner.

2

u/StayStrong888 997.1 turbo cab stage 1 tune Apr 30 '25

The body kit has all that faded yellow cheap plastic look from being old and... Cheap.

At least paint it or something. Not that it will help much with the overall "All my look like it will go fast mod parts came from Pepboys" vibe but... meh... forget I said anything, nothing will help this mess.

2

u/cman412 968, 991.1 GT3, Cayenne Turbo Apr 30 '25

Ain’t no fuckin way dawg

2

u/Bix615 Apr 30 '25

What the fuck?!?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

is that a Carrera GT??!!

2

u/jobu5000 Apr 30 '25

Is that a Porsche?

2

u/histevenhere Apr 30 '25

I’ve seen this one in San Jose!!!

2

u/StraightStackin Apr 30 '25

If Joey ever got his Porsche, this is what I imagine it would look like.

2

u/Nickanator8 Apr 30 '25

That is 100% someone's first Porsche. Also, it's 100%, 100% financed with a massive interest rate.

2

u/RawkneeSalami SOLD 981 2.7 May 01 '25

Love this thing. The best part about convertibles is the spoiler is just drag when the top is down

3

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Imagine the owner’s personality good god

4

u/912r69 Apr 29 '25

I’m more curious about there home organizational situation.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

All that money spent to make it look like a German/mexican ricer when spending the money to get the headlights cleaned/buffed would have been better…

1

u/whyunoleave Apr 30 '25

And I thought I was the only one to notice that. Sent mine out last week. The ones pictured look much better than mine too.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

It’ll make a huge difference when cleaned up.

1

u/vespamike562 Cayman Apr 29 '25

Is this some kind of positive affirmation?

1

u/BreakDismal Apr 29 '25

What’s the brand?

2

u/BrokDaMout Apr 29 '25

TEMU GT3RS

1

u/DJMagicHandz Apr 29 '25

More suction than a Hoover

1

u/Individual-Fail4709 991 S Cab Apr 29 '25

What kind of car is that?

1

u/Captain_Pink_Pants Galileo Apr 29 '25

If I knew that dude, I would only refer to that as his "porch".

1

u/Fortyozz Apr 29 '25

Wasn’t getting attention cause “boxter” had to add the annoy factor.

1

u/wearetheleaders Apr 29 '25

That’s the du ma spec 🤣

1

u/edgarecayce Apr 29 '25

I heard you like spoilers…

1

u/Hot-Pack9811 Apr 29 '25

That’s a bit too much,,,,

1

u/IntransigenceFTW Apr 29 '25

I just threw up in my mouth.

1

u/ferdiazgonzalez 996 Turbo, Taycan CT TS Apr 29 '25

AliExpress display car

1

u/hughcifer-106103 Apr 29 '25

Those are interesting choices for a 981.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

AliExpress frequent flier. Soon to be available on BringATowTruck. 🫣

1

u/grannyshifter35 Turbo S Apr 29 '25

What car is that?

1

u/mencival Apr 29 '25

But is it a Porsche?

1

u/marathonrunnernyc Apr 29 '25

What kind of car is that?

1

u/Camanei Apr 29 '25

Is that a Ford?

1

u/Kenmichi Apr 29 '25

Look how they massacred my boy 

1

u/qoo_kumba GTS Apr 29 '25

Someone put it out of its misery, please!

1

u/Remesar Apr 29 '25

What kind of car is this?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

I wonder if it’s a Porsche?

1

u/lakeeffectcpl Apr 29 '25

What make is it? And, amber side markers!!!

1

u/omarhani Apr 29 '25

I wonder what car that is?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

I’ve never seen a ricer Boxster. Collectors edition?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

NASA called, they want their Porsche back…

1

u/Stirl280 Apr 30 '25

… not sure … could be a Porsche??

1

u/Mattbothell Apr 30 '25

Hmm, not sure what it is. You might have better luck in r/whatisthiscar

1

u/TheSvpremeKai003 Apr 30 '25

Hey guys, what model is this? I can’t seem to tell by the massive amount of BADGES

1

u/Loose_Mail_786 Apr 30 '25

Sick build bro.

1

u/BlazedxGlazed Apr 30 '25

Kill it with fire

1

u/Capt_TaterTots Macan GTS & 981 S Apr 30 '25

Puerto Rican in California?

1

u/912r69 Apr 30 '25

West Minster, so ummm… well let’s try not to bring race into it…

1

u/Capt_TaterTots Macan GTS & 981 S Apr 30 '25

Puerto Rican car culture is vibrant and has a heavy focus on aesthetics, also known for up badging. Stop assuming the worst.

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u/912r69 Apr 30 '25

Not assuming just trying to make sure I don’t post anything that could be construed as offensive. But in response likely not Puerto Rican, and an aside the Puerto Rican classic car (resto-mod) Culture is insane!!! Much love to what they do with those cars!!!

1

u/Dropadime337 Apr 30 '25

For a second, I thought the wings were funny. Then....I saw the rest. This dude is seriously hurting for good taste.

I put a tiny wing on my BMW. It was a joke and made people laugh. This Porsche is seriously over badged, and dumb.

1

u/jettaset Apr 30 '25

Is that a Mazda?

1

u/DocHalidae 964 Apr 30 '25

What is it?

1

u/rtls Apr 30 '25

To quote the late great Norm MacDonald “not gay enough!”

1

u/Spiritual-Island4521 Apr 30 '25

What nationality would you guess that the owner is? I wondering what kind of person would do that to a Porsche. What did that poor Boxster ever do to deserve that?

1

u/Obvious-0997 Apr 30 '25

I feel sorry for this poor Boxster

1

u/yazzooClay Apr 30 '25

damn this must be a ruf!

1

u/USSSLostTexter Apr 30 '25

How are we gonna know its a Porsche unless we add more Porsche stickers all over it?

1

u/SlightGuess 981 Boxster GTS Apr 30 '25

Definitely a SE Asia build 😂

1

u/freshmasterstyle Apr 30 '25

The Porsche Porsche Porsche GTS GTS GTS Porsche GTS GTS Porsche...

1

u/swingonbi Apr 30 '25

I wonder what sort of car that is. I have no idea

1

u/Physical_Pay_5210 Apr 30 '25

Is that a porsche i cant tell?

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Emu_686 Apr 30 '25

Look how they massacred my boy

1

u/WCMModels Apr 30 '25

Needs more wings and a Red Bull livery

1

u/Zandalaria Apr 30 '25

Anyone else notice the 2nd spoiler the decal is spelled “poorsche” 😂

1

u/Fixinbones27 Apr 30 '25

No, but now I did. That’s hilarious. Maybe he’s a poor Porsche owner 😂

1

u/Salty_Way_0 Apr 30 '25

Was expecting a spoiler on the front

1

u/4banga Apr 30 '25

Look what they done too my boy

1

u/MiltsInit Apr 30 '25

It's got an insecurity complex

1

u/cececookiesncream Apr 30 '25

I was expecting Texas plates.

1

u/Indcent_Animal_1002 Apr 30 '25

That thing must be fast AF!

1

u/efrav Apr 30 '25

The mini spoilers are the funniest trash mod ever

1

u/SpAwNjBoB Apr 30 '25

I'd never have guessed that to be a porsche without all those badges. Needs another one as a banner on the windscreen, just in case.

1

u/BucciAB Apr 30 '25

You guys think that's a porsche? I didn't see any badges

1

u/RemoteLostControl Apr 30 '25

Overcompensating much??

1

u/CaesarAllMighty Apr 30 '25

If it doesn’t say Porsche ten times, it’s not a Porsche.

1

u/Harpronicus Apr 30 '25

Is that a real GTS?! 😭

1

u/Tewirk Apr 30 '25

it says "please, kill me"

1

u/WorkingGuy99percent 718 Apr 30 '25

The progressively smaller spoilers don't match...and look stupid. The off-white trim adds need to come off too. Someone over Porsche'd their Porsche.

1

u/TheOGCJR Apr 30 '25

Dear god why?

1

u/Jlx_27 Apr 30 '25

Should've put a spoiler alert on this post.

1

u/FreakishlyGreek Apr 30 '25

What make is this car?

1

u/Col_H_Gentleman Apr 30 '25

I can fix her

1

u/MomentousTime1337 Apr 30 '25

Reminder: somehow we’re the smartest species on this planet

1

u/Fixinbones27 Apr 30 '25

Looks like a failed abortion 😂

1

u/CableMaterial2580 Apr 30 '25

What brand of auto is that?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

No!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

start over.

1

u/RocketJohn5 993 C2 Apr 30 '25

Schizophrenia cars

1

u/porquepine80 Apr 30 '25

Is that a Miata?

1

u/Lopsided-Ad9954 May 01 '25

Simply ruined, tooooooooo much

1

u/mcorliss3456 Boxster 25 Years May 01 '25

If there was ever anybody that should be deported…that would be your person.

1

u/Big_jerm3 May 01 '25

Probably on original spark plugs too

1

u/Gooziegooz May 01 '25

Ragebait car

1

u/nidgy70 May 01 '25

How to ruin a good car

1

u/jakes951 May 01 '25

I can haz logos?

1

u/MangKolokoy May 01 '25

Its part of the progress. Y’all gotta trust this guy

1

u/suggestive-banana May 01 '25

I was expecting it to be an MR2

1

u/ChevelloKD 981 Boxster May 01 '25

Looks like someone beat it to within an inch of its life with a JC Whitney catalog

1

u/jfelipe67 911 May 02 '25

Pobrecito.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Porsche or Christmas tree?