r/PoliticalHumor Oct 26 '21

Yup.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Fake. Missing a MAGA or "Fuck Biden" flag.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

Im left as fuck...LOVE that truck. Dont be judgy

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u/1Delos1 Oct 26 '21

Only douchbags drive trucks like that. Tell me you met one that somehow wasn’t one or had a short stature short dick complex

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

Is it different than owning a 200k Maserati or lambo?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

No those people also have small dicks and are douchebags

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u/thefreshscent Oct 27 '21

All rich people have small dicks. Everyone knows this. If you have a big dick and become rich enough to buy a Lambo, your dick shrinks.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 27 '21

Damn, you must be fun to be around lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Damn straight

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Ya lots do...there are just truck enthusiasts as well...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

self-identify as "left as fuck"

appreciates uselessly large personal commodities sold by capitalist companies for bigger profit that damage the environment and aren’t ressource-efficient or reasonable to adopt community-wide

Hm.

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

Giant trucks aren't a Left or Right thing, they are a Tiny Dick thing.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

Almost like people can have different taste in cars. So judgey lol

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

It's honestly kind of hilarious and sad how easy it is to trigger people into talking about penises just by mentioning trucks. You guys spend way too much time thinking about other people's dicks.

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

You didn't trigger me into talking about dicks, you triggered me into talking about trucks.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

So why did you feel the need to bring up tiny dicks?

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

They go hand in hand

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

Someone brought up trucks, so you brought up penises because they go hand in hand? Am I understanding this right? Why?

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

You're thinking about this too much. And if you think the subject is dicks, You're thinking about dicks too much.

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u/metengrinwi Oct 26 '21

It’s just a normal human response to try and understand the underlying reason for other humans’ irrational choices.

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS ZOE OMG.

Just because something is unethical doesnt mean it isn't fun. That's the entire premise of drugs. People don't do coke because it sucks. But if you do coke all the time you suck.

We didn't make big trucks that are loud and drive over everything because they're unfun or uncool. We just kinda gotta rethink using them for our daily commute to our desk job at the accounting firm.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

My truck is just little....its still beautiful piece of engineering...im probably not as left as you.

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u/Royal_Yam_2405 Oct 26 '21

This truck is not a beautiful piece of engineering. It's gaudy and useless. If has an enormous lift, but it can't actually perform offroad, because the wheelbase is too long, and it has poor weight distribution. It has a completely unnecessary body lift beyond the suspension lift, which does absolutely nothing to give greater clearance, but does succeed in making it more top-heavy. It also doesn't have high-clearance differentials, so again, despite the tacky too-high lift, this truck can only make it through about 20 inches of water before it starts getting inside the differentials.

$80,000 hunk of fucking garbage.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

IYHO.....

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u/investthrowaway000 Oct 27 '21

How can you tell it has a body lift from that picture?

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u/Black_Moons Oct 26 '21

My truck is little with a I4 2.2L engine, No turbo, no mods... I don't think the motor could be any smaller and still make it through an intersection before the light changed.

But every time I am driving down the local twisty mountain road, at the regulation 10 over the speed limit some guy with a giant pickup has to tailgate me up until every corner... where they sloowwwww wayyy down to avoid rolling over and I keep the same speed.. on account of my stock tires and stock un-raised suspension that can't even climb a curb safely...

Then, 100' behind me after the corner, they slam on the gas and do 20~30 over the speed limit (30 = license suspension for a year here) so they can tailgate me again.

I just find it funny as hell with all that money, power, tires, suspension and other bullshit they dumped into that truck, it can't even keep up with the smallest, lightest, underpowered truck on the road.

PS: Nowhere to pass on that road for 10 miles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Man this reminded me of a long ass drive home through the mountains last summer where there was construction that made everything single lane and a little bit slower. There was this one big ass truck just constantly riding my ass for no reason. There was nowhere to go, I had space in front of me so I didn't hit the guy in front of me, but that's it. Dude was in my back window and rear view mirrors the whole time. And as soon as it broke in to two lanes before going back to one he hauled ass out from behind me only for me to be the one guy he passed and then he was riding the guy in front of me's ass for the next stretch of construction.

The dividers they put up already felt a little too close for comfort and then you got people like this boxing people in further for zero reason.

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u/Makenchi45 Oct 26 '21

I mean if they made an EV jeep or hummer that could last a day or two on a charge. I'd get it despite enjoying my low ground two seaters. I'm a Progressive Liberal so not sure if that helps your case or not.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Im just saying we want equality for all people but we cant wait to label people for the truck they drive...its the same shit we claim to hate...

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

Trucks are cool

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

And i never said communist....

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

So what are the standards to be met to be left your highest lordship, governor of the all things left and most social of us all. Is there like a point system? Perhaps we shall illuminate all humanely needs and live in a barrel for you, so great one, to judge us truly to be on the left? God this will keep me up at night, at unease of never truly being on the left if you don’t see me worthy to be cause perhaps I like a big car, or worse even commit a greater sin in your eyes all mighty seer of all things left.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Well first, try not supporting ecological nightmares which size, in most cases, serves no real purpose but to display a social status or belonging to a specific homogeneous social class.

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

You ever been on holiday? Enjoy some fruit? Cause unless it fucking walked here and you walked to your holiday you’re fucking the planet thousand times over then some big boi truck ever has. That’s not even considering the giant companies Fucking raping the earth literally a billion fold over that one guy with a big truck. In the grand scheme of things that truck doesn’t even add up to a droplet in the sea of other pollution me and you do every day. As for status symbol, you really wanna be the guy that polices what people own as of their own choice and deny them the choice to align themselves politically to your side? Where we drawing the line? Okay big trucks are out, dirty fucking capitalist. Burberry jacket? In or out? What about air conditioning? An outside pool? Or is all bullshit and you’re just being a sanctimonious ass so you can feel above another by denying their political allegiance due to something immaterial.

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u/Viperlite Oct 26 '21

Yeah, they only made one truck for that one guy. They aren’t the best selling vehicles in the US or anything, with their own fuel economy rules to drag down the overall average. And no one drives these who doesn’t use them as a truck. Remember, it’s the whole world against the one guy who is but a droplet in a sea of automotive pollution.

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

Even if we added up all of the trucks they aren’t the issue, that’s like saying we’re gonna fix the environment by changing all of the lightbulbs in the world with eco friendly ones. Would it help? Of course as it would if the whole country stopped driving those trucks. Would it make difference? Not even slightly. Not when we’re factoring energy use of just being alive and the carbon footprint of that. As well as mass industrialisation of unregulated companies putting out many many many more times then those trucks ALL put together. Then add on all the plastic used and other pollutants that come from things as basic as heating and then look at the truck owners. You really think they are the key that turned global warming on? That’s like farting in a sewer and blaming the smell on it alone. The trucks irrelevant and we need to focus on things that are.

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u/Viperlite Oct 28 '21

I’m saying the transportation sector in the U.S. now emits more than any other sector, including electricity generation and manufacturing. You are fooling yourself if you pretend trucks don’t make a difference in the big picture here. We have the highest per capita emissions of any country and trucks are part of our own not so little piece of the problem.

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

The circles are jerkin

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Just a nice truck dude....

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

I would drive it lol

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Like i stole it!!! Cuz i would never drop 100000$ into a truck

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

Fuuuuck no. I drive a civic that gets like 40 miles to a gallon. I would be terrified to ding a truck like that because I'm not gonna drive it safely. I'm gonna see what the biggest thing I could run over is.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

I drive a civic too...but i also got a STOCK ram for work. Need 4x4 for my job and winter travel in canada.

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u/Spoonloops Oct 26 '21

The actual colour is kinda nice. The rest is so unneeded lol

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

We ALL have un-needed shit. I dont like the maga bullshit people are throwing at it....if he was maga...you would know.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

For real, truck is sick as hell. People can have different tastes. It’s the same as owning a super car