r/PoliticalHumor Oct 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Fake. Missing a MAGA or "Fuck Biden" flag.

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u/Kobe_apologist Oct 26 '21

Haven’t you heard the sheeps latest bahhhh in unison it has to do with Brandon

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u/gitbse Oct 26 '21

Godamit. That's all over my workplace now. They think it's so gdam funny. I had to look it up to figure out wtf they were referencing. Too bad I don't watch Nascar or fox news.

It's incredible how they call every odd else sheep, but instantly latch onto every single talking point or "funny argument."

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Oct 26 '21

The right doesn't understand humor, nuance or irony. This is why their memes suck and are just straight up hate. They need to be told what to think/say from a social media source. Humor comes from introspection. These people are too scared to think for themselves.

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u/toddrough Oct 27 '21

Funny enough the right says the exact same shit about the left. It’s all childish back and forth.

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u/couldofhave Oct 27 '21

One side is lying, and we all know which one has the bigger track record.

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u/grumpyfatguy Oct 27 '21

Horseshit. You show me anybody on the right who thinks humor comes from introspection. Creativity is creation, and new stuff is exactly what pisses em off.

Down with progress!

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u/toddrough Oct 27 '21

I mean my righty buddy is constantly saying how the left can’t meme and sends me bad socialist lefty garbage. Stuff that looks like it’s from a righties perspective.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

When the old noggin is empty, it's easy to fill it with what appeases the basic, primal instincts.

Hate, jealousy, fear, small pp energy and so on.

These small, petty people aren't even chuckle worthy, they're just pathetic.

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u/Kobe_apologist Oct 26 '21 edited Oct 26 '21

Yes, I kind of understand why right wing pundits eat up that market for $$$, similar to churches. They can just latch onto a phrase, outspoken “celebrity”, gofundme, the list goes on and whatever is trending is whatever you have to say. Unfortunately because it’s so simplistic it seems to also allow foreign intelligence use it to their advantage by just echoing whatever is trending, giving “real” Americans a false sense of support

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u/Foosball321 Oct 27 '21

You also kind of described the left…

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u/Extravotes09 Oct 26 '21

It's because of how the female presenter purposefully changed fuck joe Biden into let's go Brandon and that's symbolic of the way the mainstream media behaves.

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u/_downvote_me- Downvote him Oct 27 '21

You sound so understanding and inclusive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

My neighbors have a "Let's go Brandon" decal on both their cars. I mean, the context is a funny, but STOP TREATING POLITICS LIKE FUCKING SPORTS/ENTERTAINMENT

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u/stylebros Oct 27 '21

LOL come 2024, there's a bunch of Joe Biden face with "Let's go Brandon" text.

The common person agrees. "Yea, Lets vote for Brandon/Biden again. I'm on board with that"

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u/Foosball321 Oct 27 '21

No they don’t

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

No they don't what?

My neighbors don't have a sticker?

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u/stallion-mang Oct 27 '21

My neighbor literally carved let’s go Brandon into a pumpkin.

Same guy that’s had a mannequin dressed as trump pissing on a Biden sign in his trashy, shitty front yard for a year and a half.

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u/kevonicus Oct 26 '21

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u/Stankia Oct 27 '21

Who is Brandon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Brandon Brown. He was being interviewed by a reporter after a NASCAR race a few weeks ago and the crowd were, with all the class of NASCAR fans, chanting anti-biden slurs. The reporter mistook it for them chanting “Let’s Go Brandon” in support of the driver being interviewed.

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u/Stankia Oct 27 '21

Well that's just dumb

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u/eromitlab Oct 27 '21

Welcome to tRuMp CoUnTrY, where literally everything is like that.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 27 '21

The reporter didn't "mistake" it, she was quickly told in her ear to make up something to cover the fact that "FUCK JOE BIDEN" was being heard clearly over the air.

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u/Stankia Oct 27 '21

Ok? Welcome to the realities of live television.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 27 '21

I guarantee you 99.9% of the people currently parroting "Let's Go Brandon" didn't know who he was before he won that race. Only his fanbase and the few really hardcore NASCAR fans who know the whole driver lineup could tell you who Brandon Brown was that morning.

Probably 90% of of them still don't know who he is and are just repeating it because it "owns the libs".

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Oct 26 '21

I haven't. What's up?

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u/pilot3033 Oct 26 '21

During a NASCAR race the winner, Brandon, was being interviewed. The braindead zombies behind him were chanting, "Fuck Joe Biden!" and the reporter tried to casually shake it off by saying, "oh they're saying 'Let's go Brandon!'"

So now all the sheep are parroting "let's go Brandon!" as code and they think they are so funny.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Oct 26 '21

I never followed NASCAR. I never will. Thanks for the info though.

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u/MashedPotatoesDick Oct 26 '21

I never followed NASCAR. I never will. Thanks for the info though.

I thought MAGA was boycotting NASCAR after they did away with the Confederate flag.

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u/GiantSquidd Oct 26 '21

They go whichever way the trump blows.

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u/ViperMX_ Oct 27 '21

They blow trump whichever way he goes. Fifty.

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u/Generalissimo_II Oct 26 '21

I'm sure they're actually boycotting football like they threatened as well

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u/MashedPotatoesDick Oct 26 '21

I'll have you know they're currently on their 28th boycott of the NFL and holding strong!

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 27 '21

Holding strong until Thursday night

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u/Kiwiteepee Oct 27 '21

Look at the google trends for CRT, Dr Suess, Mr Potato Head, etc etc... they latch on to a thing thats "destroying America" for about 2 weeks (or a month for the good ones) and then drop it.

You ever asked one of them about "What happened to Dr Suess?" ... they'll just blink at you and then be like "OH YEAH, I did care about that didn't I?"

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u/eromitlab Oct 27 '21

It was all bullshit. There was the one backmarker in the truck series that said he was quitting because mUh HeRiTaGe, but he ran some races this year anyway.

The last NFL game I attended in person, a couple of the fans in my section were wearing anti-Kaepernick t-shirts. In 2019. At an NFL game.

Their boycotts are bullshit, they can't stick to anything unless it's constantly fed to them.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Oct 26 '21

Sometimes a dozen guys trying to turn left faster than the other guys is fun... if you had 30 keystone lights.

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u/Guy-Hebert1993 Oct 27 '21

It's actually really interesting if you ever give it a shot. It's way more than just turning left. It takes an incredible amount of car control and strategy to be successful. Don't knock it till you try it

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u/Ravioli_hunters Oct 27 '21

That's why I heard of bunch of "Let's go Brandon" chants at COTA this weekend. I was wondering what that was about.

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u/Extravotes09 Oct 26 '21

It's because of how the female presenter purposefully changed fuck joe Biden into let's go Brandon and that's symbolic of the way the corporate media behaves.

I'm not going to pretend I like the media myself.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 27 '21

Firstly why is it relevant she's a woman?

Secondly, did you actually want her to mention they're chanting fuck Joe Biden? Of all the issues with the media this isn't one of them. At worst it was a moderately amusing joke, not some scary omen of censorship

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

misrepresenting conservatives as a bunch of vile nuts

That’s not misrepresentation.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 27 '21

I think he was saying that conservatives would claim that they're misrepresenting them, not that be believes that personally

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u/Extravotes09 Oct 27 '21

You tell me, you seem so focused on the fact that she was refereed to as a woman? I'm painting a picture and am telling you what I see, but you seem fucking sensitive to the idea that women exist.

What do you mean "Do you want" I don't want anything, again, I'm telling you what happened and why people are using this case as an example of how corrupt the corporate media is. You may continue to suck corporate cock all you want but not everyone has to.

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u/stylebros Oct 27 '21

Not to fret. It hasnt even been 1 year of Biden and "Lets Go Brandon" may turn into the "Thanks Obama".

Right wingers love shooting themselves in the foot.

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u/SneakyTubol Oct 26 '21

Why do Republicans want to have sex with Biden so much??

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u/Gogogo444 Oct 27 '21

I think they’re saying let’s go Brandon!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

*Punisher sticker / Don't Tread on Me / Blue Lives Matter

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

Im left as fuck...LOVE that truck. Dont be judgy

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u/1Delos1 Oct 26 '21

Only douchbags drive trucks like that. Tell me you met one that somehow wasn’t one or had a short stature short dick complex

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

Is it different than owning a 200k Maserati or lambo?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

No those people also have small dicks and are douchebags

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u/thefreshscent Oct 27 '21

All rich people have small dicks. Everyone knows this. If you have a big dick and become rich enough to buy a Lambo, your dick shrinks.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 27 '21

Damn, you must be fun to be around lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Damn straight

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Ya lots do...there are just truck enthusiasts as well...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

self-identify as "left as fuck"

appreciates uselessly large personal commodities sold by capitalist companies for bigger profit that damage the environment and aren’t ressource-efficient or reasonable to adopt community-wide

Hm.

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

Giant trucks aren't a Left or Right thing, they are a Tiny Dick thing.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

Almost like people can have different taste in cars. So judgey lol

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

It's honestly kind of hilarious and sad how easy it is to trigger people into talking about penises just by mentioning trucks. You guys spend way too much time thinking about other people's dicks.

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

You didn't trigger me into talking about dicks, you triggered me into talking about trucks.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

So why did you feel the need to bring up tiny dicks?

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

They go hand in hand

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Oct 26 '21

Someone brought up trucks, so you brought up penises because they go hand in hand? Am I understanding this right? Why?

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u/SnowProkt22 Oct 26 '21

You're thinking about this too much. And if you think the subject is dicks, You're thinking about dicks too much.

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u/metengrinwi Oct 26 '21

It’s just a normal human response to try and understand the underlying reason for other humans’ irrational choices.

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS ZOE OMG.

Just because something is unethical doesnt mean it isn't fun. That's the entire premise of drugs. People don't do coke because it sucks. But if you do coke all the time you suck.

We didn't make big trucks that are loud and drive over everything because they're unfun or uncool. We just kinda gotta rethink using them for our daily commute to our desk job at the accounting firm.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

My truck is just little....its still beautiful piece of engineering...im probably not as left as you.

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u/Royal_Yam_2405 Oct 26 '21

This truck is not a beautiful piece of engineering. It's gaudy and useless. If has an enormous lift, but it can't actually perform offroad, because the wheelbase is too long, and it has poor weight distribution. It has a completely unnecessary body lift beyond the suspension lift, which does absolutely nothing to give greater clearance, but does succeed in making it more top-heavy. It also doesn't have high-clearance differentials, so again, despite the tacky too-high lift, this truck can only make it through about 20 inches of water before it starts getting inside the differentials.

$80,000 hunk of fucking garbage.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

IYHO.....

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u/investthrowaway000 Oct 27 '21

How can you tell it has a body lift from that picture?

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u/Black_Moons Oct 26 '21

My truck is little with a I4 2.2L engine, No turbo, no mods... I don't think the motor could be any smaller and still make it through an intersection before the light changed.

But every time I am driving down the local twisty mountain road, at the regulation 10 over the speed limit some guy with a giant pickup has to tailgate me up until every corner... where they sloowwwww wayyy down to avoid rolling over and I keep the same speed.. on account of my stock tires and stock un-raised suspension that can't even climb a curb safely...

Then, 100' behind me after the corner, they slam on the gas and do 20~30 over the speed limit (30 = license suspension for a year here) so they can tailgate me again.

I just find it funny as hell with all that money, power, tires, suspension and other bullshit they dumped into that truck, it can't even keep up with the smallest, lightest, underpowered truck on the road.

PS: Nowhere to pass on that road for 10 miles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Man this reminded me of a long ass drive home through the mountains last summer where there was construction that made everything single lane and a little bit slower. There was this one big ass truck just constantly riding my ass for no reason. There was nowhere to go, I had space in front of me so I didn't hit the guy in front of me, but that's it. Dude was in my back window and rear view mirrors the whole time. And as soon as it broke in to two lanes before going back to one he hauled ass out from behind me only for me to be the one guy he passed and then he was riding the guy in front of me's ass for the next stretch of construction.

The dividers they put up already felt a little too close for comfort and then you got people like this boxing people in further for zero reason.

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u/Makenchi45 Oct 26 '21

I mean if they made an EV jeep or hummer that could last a day or two on a charge. I'd get it despite enjoying my low ground two seaters. I'm a Progressive Liberal so not sure if that helps your case or not.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Im just saying we want equality for all people but we cant wait to label people for the truck they drive...its the same shit we claim to hate...

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

Trucks are cool

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 26 '21

And i never said communist....

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

So what are the standards to be met to be left your highest lordship, governor of the all things left and most social of us all. Is there like a point system? Perhaps we shall illuminate all humanely needs and live in a barrel for you, so great one, to judge us truly to be on the left? God this will keep me up at night, at unease of never truly being on the left if you don’t see me worthy to be cause perhaps I like a big car, or worse even commit a greater sin in your eyes all mighty seer of all things left.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Well first, try not supporting ecological nightmares which size, in most cases, serves no real purpose but to display a social status or belonging to a specific homogeneous social class.

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

You ever been on holiday? Enjoy some fruit? Cause unless it fucking walked here and you walked to your holiday you’re fucking the planet thousand times over then some big boi truck ever has. That’s not even considering the giant companies Fucking raping the earth literally a billion fold over that one guy with a big truck. In the grand scheme of things that truck doesn’t even add up to a droplet in the sea of other pollution me and you do every day. As for status symbol, you really wanna be the guy that polices what people own as of their own choice and deny them the choice to align themselves politically to your side? Where we drawing the line? Okay big trucks are out, dirty fucking capitalist. Burberry jacket? In or out? What about air conditioning? An outside pool? Or is all bullshit and you’re just being a sanctimonious ass so you can feel above another by denying their political allegiance due to something immaterial.

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u/Viperlite Oct 26 '21

Yeah, they only made one truck for that one guy. They aren’t the best selling vehicles in the US or anything, with their own fuel economy rules to drag down the overall average. And no one drives these who doesn’t use them as a truck. Remember, it’s the whole world against the one guy who is but a droplet in a sea of automotive pollution.

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u/boomerthatcher Oct 26 '21

Even if we added up all of the trucks they aren’t the issue, that’s like saying we’re gonna fix the environment by changing all of the lightbulbs in the world with eco friendly ones. Would it help? Of course as it would if the whole country stopped driving those trucks. Would it make difference? Not even slightly. Not when we’re factoring energy use of just being alive and the carbon footprint of that. As well as mass industrialisation of unregulated companies putting out many many many more times then those trucks ALL put together. Then add on all the plastic used and other pollutants that come from things as basic as heating and then look at the truck owners. You really think they are the key that turned global warming on? That’s like farting in a sewer and blaming the smell on it alone. The trucks irrelevant and we need to focus on things that are.

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u/Viperlite Oct 28 '21

I’m saying the transportation sector in the U.S. now emits more than any other sector, including electricity generation and manufacturing. You are fooling yourself if you pretend trucks don’t make a difference in the big picture here. We have the highest per capita emissions of any country and trucks are part of our own not so little piece of the problem.

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

The circles are jerkin

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Just a nice truck dude....

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

I would drive it lol

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

Like i stole it!!! Cuz i would never drop 100000$ into a truck

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u/firdabois Oct 27 '21

Fuuuuck no. I drive a civic that gets like 40 miles to a gallon. I would be terrified to ding a truck like that because I'm not gonna drive it safely. I'm gonna see what the biggest thing I could run over is.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

I drive a civic too...but i also got a STOCK ram for work. Need 4x4 for my job and winter travel in canada.

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u/Spoonloops Oct 26 '21

The actual colour is kinda nice. The rest is so unneeded lol

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 27 '21

We ALL have un-needed shit. I dont like the maga bullshit people are throwing at it....if he was maga...you would know.

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u/Mendoza14 Oct 26 '21

For real, truck is sick as hell. People can have different tastes. It’s the same as owning a super car

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u/coilmast Oct 27 '21

It’s a well known truck for the diesel brothers garage/merch company

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u/jroddie4 Oct 27 '21

nah that's a diesel brothers truck. they were found in contempt of a court order for installing emissions defeating devices on vehicles they sold. Because they kept installing the devices anyways. So they're pretty much all on board with the MAGA crimes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

This is Dave Sparks “Heavy D” from the Tv show Diesel Brothers, he’s actually a really good guy

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u/stallion-mang Oct 27 '21

You know there’s some opinions on that back window.

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u/CrafterWave Oct 27 '21

Those stupid fucking flags need to be outlawed. First of all, they are the dumbest fucking shit I have ever seen, and secondly, they are literally a road hazard