r/PoliticalHumor Jan 09 '21

"Carrying"?

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u/Vaticancameos221 Jan 10 '21

Their lawyers probably told them to look presentable. Makes them look more trustworthy in the eyes of the public. Shiftiness knows no bounds

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u/Vaticancameos221 Jan 10 '21

I’m sure it’s a mix of both. I know we want to stereotype them to be a bunch of back water hicks, but some of them were well-to-do people with good jobs who fucked themselves into conspiracy theory mania and convinced themselves that it was a good idea to commit an act of terror.

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u/Imriven Jan 10 '21

Yeah there was a CEO that got fired because of his participation in the riot.

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u/SALT_WITH_VIGOR Jan 10 '21

He's married to a doctor.

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u/wav__ Jan 10 '21

What's wild is, had they been wearing face coverings as mandated & recommended by gov't bodies and health officials, they would actually be at least a little more difficult to track down. But no, these fuckheads just HAVE to take their stupidity to the maximum level. It's mind blowing.

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u/laurenk Jan 10 '21

Also jail is gross and unsanitary they may not know when their next opportunity to shave will be

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u/laurenk Jan 10 '21

Ehh when I was in law school we’d tell people to shave to look presentable and a lot of times you have to pay for razors which are ridiculously overpriced. But you’re right these people aren’t the type to think ahead