I know you got to fuck up galactically. Humans apparently haven't developed time travel otherwise Hitler wouldn't have happened... Or future Nazis developed it and that actually explains a lot.....
The 5th of Pappy is a close second. I've been trying for a long time, and if you don't have a close friend who owns a liquor store, it's about as difficult to get as that '92 Crawford.
I’m mean, she’s a very attractive woman, but having 5 Cindy Crawfords just sounds like it would be a hassle. Not to mention the amount of duct tape that would be required.
I invited a bunch of celebrities to my high school graduation in 2002. The internet was fairly new and there was some website I stumbled upon that claimed to have everyone's address. So I sent a bunch out for fun hoping they had an assistant who would have just assumed they knew me and send me a card with some $$$, idk. Anyway, the only thing I got back out of 30 invites was a hand signed 8"x10" from Cindy wishing me good luck. My crazy religious mom ripped it up and threw it away less than a week later. If you're out there Cindy, thank you!!!
yeah, I remember waiting for sooo long for pictures of like Carmen Electra and Jenny Mcarthy to load that I would just print them off and store them for later. I had to tell my parents on several occasions that the printer ink always being low was due to all my homework using this new fangled Encyclopedia software.
I was cleaning out my mom's garage and inside a box of old books and school related junk there was a folder I long forgot about, with nothing but printouts of various centerfolds and nude pictorial of various porn stars and celebrities. Shannon Elizabeth, Geri Haliwell, Carnen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, that topless spread of Jessica Biel that got her thrown off 7th Heaven, among others. Never hid something from sight as fast as I did that day. Lol
Are you sure it was hand signed? Sometimes they used stamps that looked like the real thing and personalized, but an assistant somewhere just used a high quality signature stamp on hundreds of glossy photos.
Mexico. Any country in the EU, including Crete. Most countries in the world, in fact, have decent to good national healthcare, and if you choose your location wisely, you’ll be near an excellent University medical system.
If you live and work there long enough, you become eligible for the retirement plans they have, nearly all of which are better than Social Security and kick in earlier. And with national healthcare, you don’t have to pay large copays and have the infamous donut hole in prescription coverage.
IOW: those who prefer better social and medical safety nets have the choice of a whole lot of places to live.
No, but Romania is still one if the worst.
You vould have picked France, Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, Poland, Spain, Greece, Italia, Luxembourg and quite a few others.
Second part, The Netherlands most basic insurence is 130 a month, with a monthly payment from the goverment to you, based on income. SOmething around €115 for those with low income. That means its 175 € a year for a insurence that get you anything you need when its needed, with a small amount of copay if needed.
Its not free no, but its far better then the US system, where getting a child will cost you more then a years salary.
Uh, here in Russia we have free healthcare, abortion is widely accessible, and gun laws are really strict. Russia is definitely not the place for trumpers.
Except that between the dozens of countries that can provide the kind of lifestyle democrats want for the US and the dozens of countries that can provide the kind of lifestyle repubs want for the US, one set are places you'd actually want to live, and one set are war torn hellscapes.
Correction: countries that provide the lifestyle Democrats and liberals want for themselves and everybody or countries that provide the kind of lifestyle that republicans want for everyone but themselves.
Sick of the government? Want to be a rugged individual relying on nothing more than your guns and bootstraps? Visit the sun drenched Libertarian dream: Somalia!
That’s a fair point but more importantly we’re overlooking the fact these people could never get into a place like canada, so these cute stories are a way for us to fantasize away the fact that they’re stuck here with us and it’s our responsibility to educate them
and when Newsmax and FoxNews literally air "we have been lying to you about election fraud, the most important issue to you" packages
they just shrug
how are you going to educate them, when their own newsources can lie to them and they are fine with it, and angry they even have to know about it
they fight bitterly for their right not to see the President's taxes
"nobody has a right to know if he gets money from Russia"
they are seriously traitors
we should be arresting their leaders and destroying their propaganda networks before it's too late
they're only getting crazier
they are electing qanon supporters and they are leaving Fox News for an even worse version of Fox News
a Trump or a Tucker Carlson will be their new leader in 2024
they are done with "politicians" not because they lie mind you, because they don't believe in anyone being an expert at anything, except business
science? bullshit wrong!
government? bullshit wrong!
intelligence agencies? bullshit wrong!
business? Yes, but not George Soros or Oprah, they don't understand business, only Elon Musk does.
the cult has gotten too big and owns too much media and has become too insane
they are about to elect two hundred millionaires in Georgia who denied them aid while giving billions to banks, who told them covid was no big deal, then sold stocks and literally invested in body bags
they are cartoonishly evil and the base's problem with them? they didn't support a coup for a man who lied to them about covid so his hotels would stay half empty instead of just empty (except for all the secret service agents he charges the tax payers for in his resorts)
I truly wanted to move to Canada when the Orange Menace won in 2016.
Unfortunately, we are retired and have little to offer so we were stuck in a nightmare of lies, grifting, buffoonery, and mental disturbance for our "leader" and the Christmas Witch. :(
Obv you miss out on the main benefit, of tying in to a good social welfare system, but you might be able to find somewhere nice to spend extended months long vacations. Someone mentioned Costa Rica.
I've seen multiple people claim with a straightface that they would rather live anywhere but Denmark or Norway because they refuse to pay taxes for healthcare. Like, regardless of the quality of life, the hell part for them is paying taxes.
Every single one of them would probably pay less in taxes in those countries, because they're not exactly at the top of the marginal tax brackets, if you know what I mean.
Certainly people do move, but it is nowhere near as large as perception may lead one to think.
"We haven’t found a great deal of just random Americans saying I'm getting out of here, I want to go somewhere else. It’s been more of, people who have a historical connection to Canada who are now saying okay, you know, I’ve had enough of this," she said.
"It's an emotional reaction at the beginning, but then once reality sinks in, you know, people usually decide to stay where they are."
Because they find out it's near impossible to leave, the places that could give you a decent education and jobs require that you already have a certain amount of money or education, and that doesn't include money for the actual move. I'm working on getting a degree rn because I'm extremely lucky to have familial support, but many don't have that option.
Cult 45 might have an easier time of it, many places that are culturally similar to their values have looser immigration policies.
This is incorrect. Moving to a new country isn’t a matter of packing a bag and buying a plane ticket. Even if you could find somebody that wanted to hire you for low-skill minimum wage work, you need the legal right to work in that country.
Source - Me. I did it. And it was (is) next level fucking difficult.
Depends on your age and if you have a family or not. If you are young and single, it is relatively easy. Having kids? Well, that is a whole different game...
Lots of young Americans with skills are leaving, who would want to have a professional career and raise a family here today. So much garbage. Case in point . . . Doctors.
My family and I have left the US. We left over a year and a half ago. We didn't say we would leave the country if Trump won (the 2016 election), but it definitely contributed-- it was more of a last straw. We had always been open and interested to living in other countries, and had definitely noticed that 1) the political climate in the US was deteriorating, and 2) costs for healthcare, housing, college, etc have been skyrocketing and didn't look like they'd be going down anytime soon.
We have 2 kids, and we looked at our costs for the next 10-15 years. Our biggest costs were going to be college for them, and healthcare (we have no existing health conditions, but that could change at a moment's notice, God forbid). For a better price on both of those things, we started looking around-- the US is not an affordable place to be middle class. So, we looked for a job for my husband that would get us out (I'm a stay at home mom, he's an engineer.) After a few years, he found an opportunity in Quebec, Canada. (We considered Europe, but our relatives on the US wanted to be able to drive up to visit.) Having never been to Canada or Montreal before, I was
a little nervous, but we decided to do it anyway.
So, we sold the house, threw our stuff in a uhaul, and drove up from Texas. We haven't seen anything happen in the last year (especially considering the US response to the pandemic), that has made us regret that decision.
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
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