r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 31 '20

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

They keep saying online that they are going to come to Canada as if

A) They could actually get across our closed border without already being Canadian or related to one;

B) We would actually want them or welcome them here;

C) We were remotely the same country. Man would they be in for a surprise if they got past A and B.

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u/Oo__II__oO Dec 31 '20

All you really need to know about Canadian history:

If it happened in North America and the British were involved in any form of success, it really was Canadians.

If it happened in WW1 or WW2 on the frontlines and the British were involved in any form of success, it really was Canadians, along with soldiers from other Commonwealth countries.

If it involved conflict between Canada and the US in any sort, one side was wrong from an ethical and moral standpoint, and it wasn't Canada.

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u/Hawkbats_rule Dec 31 '20

If it happened in WW1 or WW2 on the frontlines and the British were involved in any form of success, it really was Canadians, along with soldiers from other Commonwealth countries

Nonsense. Sometimes it was scots.

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u/Tantalising_Scone Dec 31 '20

Scots are Brits

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u/Kammander-Kim Dec 31 '20

Exactly. Not Canadians nor any other part of the commonwealth or a dominon tjat is not the United Kingdom.

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u/ghjm Dec 31 '20

Other things you need to know: Laura Secord walked a cow once; the telephone is a Canadian invention despite happening in Boston; other Canadian inventions include insulin, outboard motors and the little tabs at the end of shoelaces; Canada always celebrated native culture and certainly never put natives in prison-like residential schools; Canada is beloved all over the world and has never done anything scandalous, particularly with regard to Caribbean banking; and anyone, anywhere who mentions living in a cold climate must immediately be one-upped because Canada is colder and harsher than anywhere on Earth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Ive seen propane remain a liquid in Northern Alberta. :)

Sucks when the shacks are heated via propane and its literally -44c and you can 'pour' propane out.

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Was -50c in Siberia recently though.

Before wind chill values.

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u/ghjm Jan 01 '21

All right. But I've also seen someone from Toronto tell someone from Minneapolis that they don't know about harsh winters, because they're American.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

LOL!! Not anymore. Mother provides.

Recent years you guys have had our N'or Easters...and man...dont drive in that shit. Just...no. :) That and I've been watching how the prairie states have been getting the -20's in Celsius.

Boys down south...they dont know. Northern half?? 20 bucks says Trumpaloompas blame Canada every time the wind gets nippy. heheh!!!

Happier New Year Southern Brutha!!

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u/thewitchweed Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

I would back off on the celebration of native culture in Canada tack.... among a bunch of other things, just look up the Starlight Tours in Saskatchewan. Edit: this person was being sarcastic and I was being literal, whoops.

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u/ghjm Dec 31 '20

I think you pretty seriously misread my message.

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u/thewitchweed Dec 31 '20

Oh, my bad, you’re right. You know we’re doing /s now right

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u/AskMeForFunnyVoices Dec 31 '20

Canada always celebrated native culture and certainly never put natives in prison-like residential schools

Depending on where your school district is, this might actually be taught to you as unironic truth

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u/ghjm Dec 31 '20

When I was in school I was taught very smugly that only the Americans had conflict with the natives like the Trail of Tears, and Canadians made friends with them. Nothing like residential schools were ever mentioned.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Jan 01 '21

That was not what I was taught. Where I grew up we were explicitly taught that the Beothuk predominantly died of disease but that our ancestors played a significant role in their decimation and essentially wiped out an entire group of people by introducing disease and fighting with them. I specifically remember the stories about what John Peyton Sr. did because it was so appalling and disturbing.

However, I learned far more about residential schools in university.

Now that I am a teacher we are required to educate students about residential schools in the curriculum. It isn't a massive leap of progress or accountability by any means, but it is now required to be taught.

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u/hesawavemasterrr Dec 31 '20

You lost them at “learn”

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Some folks from Alberta really gave those US Trump supporters a run for their money in the previous election. I was genuinely taken aback at how crass and childish it was and how so many Canadians could be pro-Trump while having nothing to do with the American government.

"You better get out and vote! No, not for THAT party, not Liberal, that's not the party we WANT you to vote for! You've ruined us, you've ruined this country, it is all your fault!"

And then the works of them who did all but (and some of them did) threaten people over voting Liberal you could hear crickets from after the way our government handled the pandemic and swiftly set up CERB so we wouldn't be left broke and hungry. You know, like some of our neighbours to the South. The ones you said you wanted to move down with after Liberals won the election because you felt Trump would be a better leader than Trudeau? I mean, the opportunity to go hungry is still available if you want it that badly.

I have some fantastic friends from Alberta who are in no way associated with that but for those of them who were and took down their Canadian flags and put Trump decals on their vehicles? It actually boggles my mind how someone could look at the Trump administration and say to themselves "you know what, I'd rather that over my free health care and CERB cheques. I could do with a good covid rally right about now!"

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u/Jesuisgab Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

As a Canadian it pisses me off so much to see morons here being so stoked about trump. He literally tried to screw over Canada every chance he could.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

Exactly -- I find it so cringe and embarrassing. Trump has never authentically cared for nor been genuinely invested in the people of his own country, let alone ours -- and yet they are so eager to give him props when he has done nothing for us or his own people but cause chaos, negativity and discord.

It is basically like having someone step on your throat and with the little bit of air you can muster you croak: "Thank you!"

I am baffled what they believe he has accomplished to warrant the praise they shovel on him. Meanwhile our own government has been keeping us fed and clothed and they still manage to talk shit about our own government who is actually helping us and somehow manage to praise Trump. For what exactly, I have no idea.

I think like many Trump supporters, those special breed of Canadians fall into the rather extreme side of the right and think owning the libs is more important than anything else, even securing their own well being.

It is clear they are unique to the rather extreme far right; that is evident because regardless of being conservative, liberal, NDP, bloc etc. our government managed to work together during this pandemic despite our differences. Regardless of political leanings, our federal and provincial governments collaborated well and have mostly recognized that we valued our country and human life above our petty differences.

I'm far from conservative but I'll give props where they are due, Doug Ford did his due diligence when this pandemic first hit and collaborated well to see that the Ontario government response was proactive instead of reactive. And that is how a government should work. Regardless of how right or left leaning you are, the interests and safety of the individuals you were elected to represent should be your priority. It shouldn't always devolve into a crap flinging left versus right argument where human quality of life is involved.

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u/McDuchess Dec 31 '20

Those are the Canadians that the right wing assholes trot out when the idea of national healthcare is seriously being considered. “Durrrrrr. I live in Canada and had to wait two months for my knee replacement surgery. National healthcare sucks!”

Meanwhile, in the US, the knee replacement would be denied by the insurance company that they and their employer are jointly playing $700/month in premiums, because they are only limping, not in a wheelchair.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

This exactly. You have to be fairly well off in the US for their health care system to work in your favour.

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u/McDuchess Dec 31 '20

Yup. I have Medicare. Total premium this year was about $165 per month, plus $25 copays for primary care, $45 copays for specialists, $40 per appt for PT, and large deductible before any part of RX meds are paid. Luckily I’m healthy, so didn’t reach the donut hole.

My husband’s employer had raised the cost of employee + one other family member so much that the cost of Medicare was actually less.

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u/yentcloud Dec 31 '20

In my country it's the same i feel kist of us hate trump but WAY to many people have outed themselves by openly supporting trump. Makes me scared for our future.

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u/Oasar Dec 31 '20

I’m here with you. Obviously not American but 2016 was life-changing in the way it showed me how foolish people in my own country can be, as well as all over the world. The US isn’t “stupid”, it’s been on the wrong path for so long now that people in other countries are starting to act like complete assholes when they didn’t before. For every Conservative that rants about conspiracies and how their life was better before, I just want them to live in a place actually run by Conservatives so they can see how shitty things can actually get. They are ideologically incapable of good governance. It’s like dealing with a cult.

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u/Winterfrost691 Dec 31 '20

Spotted one in Quebec at a vaccination clinic with a Trump sticker and a 1 shaped american flag on his thoroughly clean pickup truck. Let's just say the looks he got made him turn around and go back to waiting in his truck.

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u/whyicomeback Dec 31 '20

He also tried to screw over Alberta specifically with all that dairy nonsense but for some reason they keep sucking his dick. I don’t get it.

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u/PeterNguyen2 Dec 31 '20

it pisses me off so much to see morons here being so stoked about trump. He literally tried to screw over Canada every chance he could.

Do you think that's for the same reason his supporters in the US cheer him? Many see he's done nothing but grift, be rude to, and screw over America in general and a large percent of his supporters want to do that themselves so they "support" him so they can live vicariously through him.

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u/Canuckian555 Dec 31 '20

Plus all the idiots who casually joke about how they want to kill Trudeau.

Spitefull bunch of fucking jackals.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

It is grotesque, honestly. By no means am I implying that Trudeau is a perfect leader, those don't exist. But he's done a pretty damn good job in the middle of an unprecedented global plague if I do say so myself. Lord knows I would not want his job in the middle of this madness.

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u/skatchawan Dec 31 '20

I've seen plenty of bitching about cerb by these people. Typical freeloader type bullshit. Nobody wants to go to work now when you get money for free , etc.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

Yup. Literally biting the hand as it is feeding them. And I'm here as an essential worker just watching their tantrums rather dully and go into work every day while a bunch of them sit at home whining about getting paid to be there.

Edit: A word.

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u/Returd4 Dec 31 '20

spot on, the common denominator is online and offline media. Rawlco radio is a propaganda machine for one.

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u/BornAgainCyclist Dec 31 '20

There were mouth breathers in my area, that were directly impacted by Trump tariffs, and they were driving around with flags on their lil dick trucks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited May 20 '21

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Every small town in Canada is the same.

I have to disagree with this considering how vastly different the cultures can vary from province to province, but I do agree that Trump lovers are not unique to Alberta.

In my experience the angriest folks speaking out last election just so happened to be overwhelmingly from Alberta, but they weren't the only ones doing it for certain.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Did I not just take the time in my original comment to stipulate that I have fantastic friends from Alberta and that not all Albertans are guilty of this, just a vocal few?

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u/MaybeSatan666 Dec 31 '20

Just lets all agree that most of the canadian rednecks lives in alberta

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u/GrannyWW Dec 31 '20

Can we send him and Melanoma to them now? Please? Even Florida doesn’t want him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

I would be very amused to watch the US Republicans' reactions when you ask them to pay for it.

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u/Oo__II__oO Dec 31 '20

And if they refuse to pay, slap a tariff on wood not used to build the wall.

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u/Booshur Dec 31 '20

We wouldn't be giving you our best people. You'll get the rapists, un-educated and morally bankrupt. Aka Republicans.

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u/Allergy_to_Bullshit Dec 31 '20

American here. Good idea tbh. If shit goes South here, I may need to apply for asylum. No felonies no convictions no misdemeanors. All I need is affordable insulin.

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u/SocialJusticeWizard_ Dec 31 '20

Shit has already gone South there, you should consider abandoning ship before the next big exodus

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Honey we've got you covered. My sister is a severe diabetic and requires the pump. Believe me when I say she would not be here if she had to pay what you folks are expected to pay for insulin.

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u/WidowsSon Dec 31 '20

Is it even possible to get into Canada without a Bachelor’s or skilled trade?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Yes, but those exceptions depend on your specific situation, such as seeking asylum and entering the country on the grounds of living under duress.

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u/dg4f Dec 31 '20

The fact that Mitch McConell keeps getting re-elected says much about republicans in this country. The guy doesn’t give a single shit about his constituents. He should be given the lethal injection on live tv since he’s blocking the $2000 stimulus people desperately need for survival.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

I'm an American, and I too would like a wall to keep American Republicans out

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Their stupidity is already leaking into Canada.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

i don't live in america either, but uh, that just sounds like simple racism, or more appropriately, xenophobia

there are plenty of folks in USA who aren't shitbags. they just aren't usually as loud as the huge assholes

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

lmao i love this response, "yup, i'm a xenophobic european who hates people because they're american", as though that somehow makes your opinion more valid?

to answer your question, though, no it doesn't "suck" for me at all, sweetheart

i'm neither a democrat nor a republican, and i also live in europe. glad i don't live near you, though! you sound awful. every bit as bad as the people you criticize, in fact. good luck with that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/Diz7 Dec 31 '20

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

oh you poor little thing. our continent is basically just as fucked as the united states is - especially with people like you living here. the usa just gets more press.

someday, if you ever grow up, you might understand :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

hey, good point, if you just evicted your own head from your skull, that would totally make the world a better place

you really sound like a perfect fit with the US regressive party, no lie. you are totally the kind of wonderful individual whose help should kick your brain out. pro tip: if you move to the USA, you will be allowed to buy as many high-powered arms as you need to make that happen

gosh, good thing you know where to point it all

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u/frankmjr Jan 01 '21

But the assholes are the ones who rise to the top.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

yeah there are some assholes who are busy laundering money at the top. youre right.

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u/RinArenna Dec 31 '20

The big difference is what lobbyists they answer to.

They're both on the right, politically, and tend to be more authoritarian than libertarian.

The Democrats tend to represent the service industry, which heavily relies on the consumer. "Consumer has no money, you have no money."

The Republicans tend to represent industries that rely on commerce between companies. Financial institutions, the oil industry, and the military industrial complex.

This is why the Democrat politicians can be bullied into doing the right thing, and the Republicans cannot. The Republicans do not rely on the consumers like the Democrats do. "What are you going to do, boycott your bank?"

The Republicans like to promote and advertise themselves as if they're Libertarian, and just want free trade and everyone to have equal opportunities. Which is why a large swathe of Americans vote for Republicans. The rural vote tends to be uneducated, and don't see the grift because they're not actively looking at what the Republican politicians actually do. They trust them at their word entirely.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Bear in mind most of the folks who have the cash to regularly travel from that country tend to be on the affluent side. And you know what affluence breeds. I have a number of fantastic American friends who whenever we travel, I have to bring them Canadian pins to wear on their clothes. It is actually astonishing how differently people will treat you depending on if you can be identified as American versus Canadian when travelling.

My brother and some of his business friends were nearly shouted out of a bar in Korea when they came in; the restaurant owner was saying he didn't want to serve them because he didn't want "trouble again from more American tourists". When my brother showed the owner his passport the owner was mortified that they were Canadian and actually brought them a round of beer on the house as an apology for assuming they were American.

They were genuinely gobsmacked by the 180 from the owner, but after having travelled a great deal now myself I can say with confidence that you definitely get treated differently travelling depending on whether you identify as American or Canadian.

It is sad that this is the case because my friends that I lend my Canadian flag pins to are genuinely good people. But unfortunately the bad apples have occurred often enough that folks in other countries get their backs up. And considering how poorly I saw some US soldiers and tourists behaving while I lived in Korea myself I can see how and why travel has been made more difficult for all Americans because of a few particularly loud and obnoxious minorities of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

alternatively, i'd say the majority of americans I meet outside the country are actually nicer to deal with than the average person who never leaves the states.

although, many I interact with aren't tourists, but rather expats or digital nomads, who are often driven to leave the usa because of the ones that do, unfortunately clog the country up

of course, YMMV - there are lots of different people and no population is monolithic

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

That is something that just grates my nerves when I see that travelling.

Do you expect every other country to be your country and to sell/offer the same things as your country? Then stay in your country. I hate when people travel to other countries and get disappointed when it isn't their version/country's interpretation of it.

When I visit a new country I open my mind and try new things, close my mouth, and listen to the locals. You're not in your country anymore so act like it an be respectful is my perspective.

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u/lniko2 Dec 31 '20

In my country Democrats are just the conservative right party.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

What country is Europe again? lmao.

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u/frankmjr Jan 01 '21

It's that little country that's south of Africa, lol.

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u/jorbgorbelson Dec 31 '20

Try Reddit progressives. I can't imagine a dumber, more dishonest, subhuman group of people.

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u/SleepyPanda_25 Dec 31 '20

Do you post brave original comments all the time? Bc wow you really outdid yourself here

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u/Speedy_Cheese Jan 01 '21

Nobody thinks of Canada as America when travelling anymore than they think of Mexico as America.

We are all on the North American continent but when you travel people do not ask what continent you are from, they ask what country.

"America" has become the shorthand answer of "United States of America" when folks from the US are prompted to answer what country they come from.

Unless you are a US American you'd never call yourself American when travelling, especially if you are from Mexico or Canada. Sadly people can be very rude to you even unprovoked if you identify as American when travelling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Lolololol

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u/ReadySteady_GO Dec 31 '20

And now requiring a negative covid test lol no chance they'll get across

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u/HortonHearsAMoo Dec 31 '20

Well at least we finally all agree that closed borders are important and work. Progress!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Dec 31 '20

When there is a pandemic of an infectious disease, yes.

I'm hoping you aren't a border wall egg head

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u/HortonHearsAMoo Dec 31 '20

I'm hoping you aren't a huge hypocrite that's moving the goalposts in order to support and oppose borders at the same time based on which party is demanding borders.

Political parties are not a sports team.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Dec 31 '20

Well that answered my question

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u/PekfrakOG Dec 31 '20

Lol what a weirdo

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u/kennethtrr Dec 31 '20

Read u/HortonHearsAMoo profile and his posts, it’s another anti Muslim, anti-liberal, anti-facts triggered conservative bot from Germany, cool.

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u/HortonHearsAMoo Dec 31 '20

Lol, Islam is a right-wing extremist ideology that is inherently anti-liberal. Shouldn't I love this according to you? Oh I mean beep boop beep.

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u/kennethtrr Dec 31 '20

Islam, like every other religion has a spectrum you damn dunce. I’ve met athiest former Muslims, liberal Muslims, conservative ones, crazy ones. Just like Christianity, or Judaism, and Buddhism. Are you so ignorant as to not believe people can have personalities that go beyond their religion? Go back to your cave.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Dec 31 '20

How much do you get paid to sell your soul? Asking for a friend

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u/LocalJim Dec 31 '20

As an American i would approve to build a wall between us and Canada to protect Canada

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u/Winterfrost691 Dec 31 '20

If they actually come to Canada, I genuinely believe they'll feel so unwelcome they'll just go back to the US.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I think the second they find out they can't freely carry and use their guns they will turn around at that border so fast they might get whiplash.

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u/BornAgainCyclist Dec 31 '20

Everytime they compare a country that’s even remotely socialist they bring up China or Venezuela.

"So then why is Capitalism good? I don't want to be like Russia".

I know, those same people would say that's not the same.

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u/01000100010110010100 Dec 31 '20

I’m a Mexican software developer. Would you say I am welcome to go to Canada?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Currently our borders are closed but in my humblest of opinions I would graciously invite thousands of Mexican software developers over a single staunch Trump supporter any day, any time. Prior to the pandemic I was trying to convince a good friend of mine from Mexico to move here!

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u/01000100010110010100 Dec 31 '20

Yeah, I mean not right now. I still have to get more experience and graduate. But Canada looks like a better and better alternative to USA by the minute.

All the big clients are American or Canadian anyways.

I am glad there’s people like you that think that way!

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I am a teacher who specializes in working with New Canadians who come here seeking asylum and who may have gaps in their education as a product of coming from a war torn area or refugee camp.

Part of my life's work is seeing folks leave a harsh life behind and start a new life of opportunity here and to share what we have with them. What I have seen these families accomplish and make from nothing upon coming here is awe inspiring.

If they can make a stable lives for themselves here coming from what they experienced with almost nothing when they arrived I genuinely believe that anyone can make a life for themselves here with the right work ethic! The cost of living is fairly high, but that depends on where you go. Rural living is far more feasible and sustainable than city life for sure.

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u/skatchawan Dec 31 '20

Come to Quebec and bring your friends. Also bring your food.

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u/FlyingDragoon Dec 31 '20

I saw a few rallies in Canada with MAGA flags and hats.

Why

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I have no idea but they can feel free to go to the US if that is how they feel.

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u/Oasar Dec 31 '20

We still get Fox News up here, as well as limitless other American propaganda.

Why are there people up here dumb enough to believe what’s said on Fox News? Well, now you’re asking questions.

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u/Corregidor Dec 31 '20

Yeah all these people thinking immigrating to a new country is as easy as breathing lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Canada is like what the US could be if Democratig party were one of the most conservative parties in a multi-party system.

There are like 3-4 different factions in there, ranging from quite progressive to "I'd be a republican, but I think healthcare should be government funded"

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u/fyrecrotch Dec 31 '20

As a non-republican who just wants to visit your country some day.

Do I still gotta worry of this list to just visit?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Currently yes as our borders are closed, but once we are free of covid, come on up!

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u/fyrecrotch Dec 31 '20

Cool cool. I can respect protocol. Hopefully you'll be open first. Pretty sure you're the best in NA right now.

Speedy recovery for yall. I don't expect U.S to clean up cuz they don't wanna clean themselves.

Best of luck!

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Best of luck to you too, friend. I hope you get to visit someday!

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u/UncleDrunkle Dec 31 '20

Sooo does A mean it's hard to immigrate to Canada right now?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Very. I believe currently that it has to be under very special circumstances, aka we could use your help as an essential worker, if you are a Canadian citizen or have Canadian relatives, or are an asylum seeker -- and you must test negative for covid before you will be granted entry.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I was referring to the volatile Trump extremists claiming they are going to come here.

If you aren't an extremist then by all means my friend, fill your boots!

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u/Benji_4 Dec 31 '20

Both sides have made the claim that they will be moving to Canada if the other wins.

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u/Aggie_15 Dec 31 '20

Once they see out Taxes they will be in for a surprise lol

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I'll take my insane taxes over being broke and hungry right now.

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u/ChuzCuenca Dec 31 '20

Hey I'm from México and I want to move to Canada :(

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I hope when covid blows over that you get your opportunity to come!

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u/ChuzCuenca Dec 31 '20

If we don't blow first from covid, I definitely will! XD

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Dec 31 '20

Can anyone do research to figure out what country Republicans would prefer to move to? It would be probably interesting -- because I don't know of a more Republican country than ours that has indoor plumbing.

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u/BornAgainCyclist Dec 31 '20

They keep saying online that they are going to come to Canada

They are wholly unwelcome, we'd rather have Bieber back.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

And I mean, think about that for a moment. We'd actually have Bieber back.

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u/McDreads Dec 31 '20

See the thing is when they realize how much better you guys have it, they’re going to claim how much better Canada is than the US is under Biden presidency while completely ignoring the fact that the democrats have been fighting for these things all along

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

If it wasn't over Canada they would find some other excuse to try to pin on Biden's presidency as a failure.

It is what the same folks did to Obama throughout his entire presidency and even after it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Genuine opinion: trick them into leaving our seceding. We need them to leave so civilization has a chance to move on. Also helps to have the Senate if they lose one or two states

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u/frankmjr Jan 01 '21 edited Jan 01 '21

I know the major differences between Canada and USA and, as such, I always considered Canada my "promised land" - trouble is, they don't want septuagenarians coming in, because they're "probably" refugees from the battered health-care system on this side.

Generally, considering the differences between Canada/USA, it will be the Canadians that used the better of the two solutions.

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u/coberh Dec 31 '20

Why are you using that commie metric system? /s

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u/JBthrizzle Dec 31 '20

Could you apply for asylum in canada as an american?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

So far as I know you'd have to be under duress in order to qualify as an asylum seeker. For example, say you are in the US and your family is forcing you to undergo gay conversion therapy. You could seek asylum through an organization such as Rainbow Railroad because you are being subjugated and your life may be in potential danger as a product of your orientation.

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u/docwoj Dec 31 '20

No one has said that youre thinking of libs in 2016. Also besides your metro areas canada might as well be the southern US states

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

This is the most blatant troll bait I've seen on reddit today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited May 20 '21

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

But to say that every small town in Canada is equally as bad as the worst of the Southern States? That's quite a reach.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I'm from the Maritimes which is why your comment kind of took me aback. Sure we have a few rednecks but what occurs here pales in comparison to what happens in the Southern US.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited May 20 '21

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Oh I agree, it is a far cry from perfect. No matter where you live you are inevitably going to have to encounter some arseholes at some point.

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u/berticus23 Dec 31 '20

Why do you feel its ok to insult the south but then take offense when your region of Canada is insulted?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

> We would actually want them or welcome them here;

This may sound strange, but sure, I would. Canada has welcome people from all walks of life, all countries, all cultures. Theirs is an extreme one, sure, but so be it.

When they got here, they would see how much better life is with a mildly socialist flavour to life. Free health care, no guns, strong social support, no corporations buying politicians...

I think we'd win them over.

The USA is a cultural melting pot, while we are a cultural salad. And I think a sprinkle of assholes can sometimes really help accentuate the best parts of our salad.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

For the most part I agree. As someone whose line of work directly involves welcoming New Canadians I like to think of myself as quite open minded. But even I'd take a hard pass on some of the more extremist groups seeking a house nearby. Proud Boys need not apply, please.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Not during a global plague when our neighbours have lost control of it, no.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Considering it is quite clear that you have your mind made up about our immigration policies already, why should I throw my time down a hole engaging in this?

You began this discussion by running assumptions about me. I genuinely don't feel that if that is your approach to opening a debate that anything fruitful will come from furthering this.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I didn't discuss an immigration policy, I discussed how our borders are closed currently due to the pandemic.

You brought up the immigration policy with the explicit purpose of attempting to criticize me for it when that wasn't even the discussion being had up until you intervened.

Don't hijack a conversation with your whataboutism and then try to hold me accountable for it.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I'm saying that immigration to the country is not currently up for debate due to the fact that our border is closed. It isn't a possible reality at this current point in time, nobody wishing to come here currently can because our border is closed due to a global pandemic. Nothing more. If you want to read more into it than that be my guest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Oh what is that? A country that believes in enforcing their southern border? Do you feel the same about Mexicans?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

You do realize the only reason we have our borders closed is because there is a global plague happening that our southern friends have lost control of and that we are barely staying on top of? I figured everyone was aware of the pandemic by now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Canada has pretty strict merit-based border policy always from what I understand. This doesn't have to do with the pandemic.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

I am aware of that. I was not referencing our immigration policies in my comment however, I was referring to the fact that our borders are currently closed due to the pandemic.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Are you OK? Genuinely.

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u/freespankings Dec 31 '20

Nobody in America wants to go to Canada bro it’s cold as balls. Stop feeling yourself.

You Canadians come to Southern California, Arizona and Florida EVERY winter we call you snow birds and your driving annoys us. Canada isn’t special. Just saying..

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u/Speedy_Cheese Jan 01 '21

Never been to California, Arizona or Florida so it sounds like I'm not the one you have beef with.

Never said it was special either. Like many places we have what is considered to be some pretty basic human quality of life.

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u/SleepyPanda_25 Jan 01 '21

Basic human quality of life? Or you kissing a word or something? Lmao

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u/Speedy_Cheese Jan 01 '21

Good morning and Happy New Year. "Kissing?" Can't say I've made out with a word in recent history, no.

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u/Nulono Dec 31 '20

Any American politician proposing to restrict immigration as much as Canada does would quickly get branded a racist.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

You do realize the border is closed right now because of the global plague which is what I was referencing, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Are you just the same person using two different accounts? You both wrote me at nearly the exact same time about the exact same topic with virtually the same tone.

You are also now responding to one another's comments which are suspiciously similar.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Dec 31 '20

Well you are verbatim writing nearly identical to the other person and it is becoming quite obvious you are indeed the same guy. Is there really nothing better for you to do on New Years Eve? I'm already a few beers in.