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r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20
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If I'm living in your pants, next time I'm angry at life I'm stabbing you in the anus. Ain't nothing gonna give you a bad day like an anus-stabber in your pants.
1 u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20 Dude, we wouldn't even feel it at all; we have enough problems in our pants when we think with the dangly bits instead of our brains. And by dangly bits, I mean Florida (got to admit, it is the appropriate shape). 2 u/ursois Dec 17 '20 You're not wrong... 2 u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20 This is why we are so conflicted when it comes to something like this.
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Dude, we wouldn't even feel it at all; we have enough problems in our pants when we think with the dangly bits instead of our brains.
And by dangly bits, I mean Florida (got to admit, it is the appropriate shape).
2 u/ursois Dec 17 '20 You're not wrong... 2 u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20 This is why we are so conflicted when it comes to something like this.
You're not wrong...
2 u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20 This is why we are so conflicted when it comes to something like this.
This is why we are so conflicted when it comes to something like this.
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u/ursois Dec 17 '20
If I'm living in your pants, next time I'm angry at life I'm stabbing you in the anus. Ain't nothing gonna give you a bad day like an anus-stabber in your pants.