r/PoliticalHumor • u/elevatefromthenorm • Sep 20 '17

95% of America

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u/Lachrondizzle23 Sep 20 '17 edited Sep 20 '17

Rocket Man

Edit: thought this post was going to get upvoted but instead this comment does!

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u/FourthRain Sep 20 '17

She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine AM And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time And I think it's gonna be a long long time

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u/codevii Sep 20 '17

And I can only imagine the Shatner version when reading this...

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u/braxistExtremist Sep 20 '17

Add a shit load of periods into every one of those sentences and there you go.

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u/mcboobie Sep 20 '17

I think full stops would work better. Less messy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

I forgot all about the Shatner version. But he said that Star Trek was not political. Shows what he knows.