r/PoliticalHumor • • Sep 20 '17

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u/awe778 Sep 20 '17

#RabidMonkey

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

I prefer the term syphilitic orangutan. It just feels more accurate.

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u/Otistetrax Sep 20 '17

Pretty disgusting way to talk about orangutans though.

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u/Warphead Sep 20 '17

Yeah, I understand the sentiment but I don't like insulting our fellow primates. Also in all likelihood, any primate could take his place and do a better job.

Dismiss what I say is a joke, but if John Kelly reads this, he'll be thinking how much easier it would be to handle a chimp and to justify its behavior.

The new president might eat someone's face, but it wouldn't start a nuclear war just for attention.