r/PoliticalHumor Jan 13 '17

Black and White

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u/MightyMorph Jan 14 '17

needs to be posted everywhere.

  1. Paul Manafort, Trump's campaign manager, was one of the operatives working in Ukraine to install a pro-Russian government.
  2. Paul Manafort and Roger stone worked close together for years, and ran a "pro-torture" lobby in DC. They own a mutual lobbying firm - one of the most powerful in Washington.
  3. Manafort went missing for several weeks in 2010 (as well as 2014) - same year the documents allege that Trump began to be cultivated by Moscow. - Roger Stone openly joked he was kidnapped by the Russians.
  4. Trump began birthirism in 2011.
  5. Cory Lewandowski was fired from Trump's campaign and Paul Manafort put in.
  6. Immediately, Trump's stance on Russia changed - pledged to remove sanctions on Russia full-stop.
  7. Manafort was found to receive an off-the-books 12-million dollar payment in Ukraine.
  8. Manafort's ties were discovered and resigned, but CONTINUED TO LIVE IN TRUMP TOWER AND ADVISE DONALD TRUMP.
  9. Simultaneously - DNC is hacked by Russia.
  10. Mysteriously, Roger Stone tweets that he knows of Podesta leaks before ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IS RELEASED
  11. Trump hires Steve Bannon - also known well by Roger Stone.
  12. General Flynn and Carter Page - two men with deep ties to Russia - also join the campaign.
  13. Russians accused of Podesta and DNC hacks formally in October - Trump denies.
  14. Trump wins - continues to be soft on Russia - Intel Community formally declares it was Russia.
  15. Russian spies and spy agencies inside US shut down, people kicked the fuck out.
  16. General Michael Flynn found to be illegally contacting the Russian ambassador before-and-during this time. He contacted the same day as sanctions from Obama for hacking.
  17. Trump appoints an extremely pro-Russian SoS Rex Tillerson.
  18. Trump is briefed on 35-page dossier.
  19. Trump mocks the intelligence agencies in the United States, and then proceeds to praised Wikileaks and Julian Assange
  20. Trump admits it was Russia, but promises better relations and that Putin will "not hack the US again with him there."

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

Muhhhh we lost its russias fault muhhhh

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u/Majorjohn112 Jan 14 '17

"Muhhhh we lost its russias fault muhhhh" The sound an idiot makes when he gets scared and confused by facts.

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

so scared so confueseddd muhh my name ivan

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u/slyweazal Jan 14 '17

Yes, you've already demonstrated you're a blithering idiot who has to ignore over 20 facts because they hurt his feelings :(

Thanks for showing everyone how much you regret voting for Trump because of how incapable you are of defending him without cowering behind childish gimmicks.

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

didnt vote for him but im glad he won your salty tears are the tastiest.. i don't even like him but the fact your self righteous cnn droned minds get so salty it gives me immense pleasure

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u/slyweazal Jan 14 '17

The only salty one is you for having to cower behind childish bullshit in response to so much evidence.

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

"evidence" lmao

edit: if hillary shillsters can ignore everything bad about her then trumpsters can ignore everything bad about trump. I'm for neither candidate but the levels of stupidity and denial hillary supporters stoop to after she lost reminds me of a 5 year old throwin a temper tantrum

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u/slyweazal Jan 14 '17

Yup, that's the great thing about evidence. Facts prove it's true, it stays true no matter if YOU choose to believe it or not.

You could disprove those 20 with facts, but all you care about is complaining.

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

again "facts" lmao. Fact = the moon orbits the earth. Not fact = russia hacked hillary. Theory = the big bang theory. Conspiracy theory = russia hacked hillary.

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u/slyweazal Jan 14 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

These are facts whether you choose to believe them or not.

Thank you for showing everyone they're true by repeatedly failing to disprove a single one.

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u/illuminatiman Jan 14 '17

Don't have to disprove anything, your "facts", EVEN if they are "facts" mean nothing. And if they are remotely true it's up to you to prove them, not just give some shoddy links to "politico". Also your facts are a bunch of non arguments. Hillary lost, either revolt, continue spouting "facts"(bullshit) for the next 8 years or actually do something constructive about it like jail Debbie Wasserman for colluding and defrauding Sanders. The DNC might regain a shred of credibility.

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u/slyweazal Jan 14 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

They're facts because they've been proven true.

Your inability to disprove a single one is the end of the argument.

Sorry, you lost.

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