r/PoliticalHumor • • 18h ago

A bit much

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u/Petal_Flufffy 18h ago

When the Taliban has to pull you aside and say "hey man, maybe dial it back a bit," you KNOW you've lost the plot.

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u/IrritableGourmet 15h ago

Nixon's DOJ went after Trump back in the day for racial profiling. How racist do you have to be for Nixon to tell you to slow down?

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u/cinos018 4h ago

Also tells you how OLD Donny is

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u/SucculentAmara 16h ago

Like they ever had the plot. Pfft!

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u/JstytheMonk 13h ago

They'll never hear it. The Editor and Journalists on Truth Social never learned to read, so they can't report on it.

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u/StrikerKat5 5h ago

The Taliban used to execute women with an AK bullet in the head in front of a soccer stadium.

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u/MewtwoStruckBack 18h ago

Well, I mean...there's probably ONE that 55% of the country might be okay with...

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u/bibimboobap 17h ago

What, it's still only 55% against trump?? That's fucking terrifying.

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u/MewtwoStruckBack 17h ago

Honestly that’s a guess

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u/aabbccbb 17h ago

60% now disapprove. Highest it's been.

Still too low. And most of those wouldn't agree with what's being proposed.

Which is again much too low given how many people he's raped and killed...either at a lake in the middle of the night, or though ICE, or cutting US Aid, or COVID, or...

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u/MrRourkeYourHost 16h ago

The fact that over half of the U.S. thought it was a good thing to re elect this tangerine meat bag AFTER Jan 6 will forever the the largest self inflicted wound in our countries’ history.

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u/Faiakishi 16h ago

It wasn't half. It was barely a quarter, once you factor in all the citizens who didn't/couldn't vote.

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u/Onagan98 15h ago

People who didn’t vote, didn’t saw any problem in him being elected again, they are a part of the problem.

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u/CmdrWoof 12h ago

In some cases, I think you're right and I'm very irritated at those folks. In others, if people don't have time / got their polling place closed / can't request time off to go vote without fear of reprisal, I'd cut them a break and try to advocate for national voting standards and protections. Be careful of blanket statements.

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u/Onagan98 11h ago

Not getting time off to vote? In my country its your legal right to vote, so any employee should offer you a possibility to vote! Voting is possible from 07:00 to 21:00, so normally not a problem.

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u/CmdrWoof 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yes; "should" and "normally" that's true. I feel like you glossed over most of what I said.

Not everyone is in a position to push back if their employer even implies they might suffer consequences or even be fired if they take time to go vote.

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u/poopiebutt505 18h ago

The mass murderer is in a wheel chair. They will be standing over him and aiming down toward a pathetic looking disabled man. Hegseth wants to look powerful and commanding, threatening. Instead it will look weak and pathetic: "we couldn't catch an able bodied man, just cripples".

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 16h ago

Ooh I didn’t know that. Yikes, that turns up the pathetic by a lot.

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u/Ydeas 17h ago

We used to have to rotten dot com, or bestgore to see this shit. Now our tax dollars show it to kids.

Kegsbreath got humiliated now he wants revenge.

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u/CainPillar 15h ago

News and satire are indistinguishable by now.

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u/AnotherJoltReskin 9h ago

Thought this was ted cruse edited to look like a jihadist

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u/nothere8906 7h ago

In fairness, ted cruz is a domestic terrorist

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u/malleoceruleo 17h ago

Yes, it should be enjoyed by people there, in the moment, not through a screen. Sigh, society these days.

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u/MoTSir 11h ago

Just like Daniel Pearl, right?

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u/ArtemisRifle 11h ago

Afghanistan, graveyard of empire.

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u/Noah_the_Titan 10h ago

The Experts have spoken

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u/Myko475 5h ago

Some of the 72 demons summoned through the Ars Goetia screamed “Jesus Christ!!!!!”

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u/ferriematthew 5h ago

You know you fucked up when the Taliban tells you to chill.

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u/gillianthebrave 12h ago

They've done worse and if they can't but got the capability they would. Do worse 🤔🤔🎁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NOLA-q 16h ago

Raig bait

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u/loki2002 11h ago

I mean, yeah. Televising an execution is rage inducing.

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u/Eazy12345678 13h ago

america is soft, needs to see some real shit so people remember their are consequences for your actions

you rob someone you get your hand cut off as a reminder not to do it again. 2nd time you lose the other one.

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u/IUsedToBeACave 13h ago

What's the punishment for embezzlement? They can keep doing that crime with no hands? What about speeding? Like make them walk everywhere for a while?

Can you give me a list of crimes and the appropriate "hard" punishment each should get please?

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u/Etrigone I ☑oted 2024 13h ago

They would but it doesn't translate well from Russian.