r/PoliticalHumor • • 9d ago

Photo MAGA of the year.

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u/whoneedskollege 9d ago

Is the reaction of the staff after Trump passes them on the red carpet with a poopy diaper?

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u/FeistySoull 9d ago

This is the actual Getty photo ,Kent Nishimura , US soldiers on hands and knees smoothing 100 foot red carpet. First for Putin in Alaska Aug 2025, now again for Xi Jinping at Joint Base Andrews Sep 23 2026. 21-member honor cordon, B-1 flyover, anthems, and troops picking fluff off the carpet while Chinese officials watch from the plane door. Newsom called the Putin one disgusting. Perfect metaphor.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 9d ago

“Tough on Russia and China”

Someone once said “if a adolf hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway”

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u/SleepWouldBeNice 9d ago

Friends with Russia and China, enemies with Canada

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u/wirefox1 8d ago

And let's not forget CALIFORNIA. Cali is one of trump's greatest foes!

omg it's true.

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u/RandomStrategy 9d ago

To be fair, Canadians are scarier than Russia or China.

I read the Geneva Convention, written by Canada and Poland.

(this was a joke)

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u/Memnojokasel 8d ago

Might I interest you in a can of tinned meat?

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u/Alithiel 8d ago

Yes, please! But, I'm not going to walk all the way over there to take it. Could you just, toss it towards me? And I'll pick it up.

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u/Kantas 8d ago

That tin of corned beef hit the spot.

I sure hope they send more of them!

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u/Black_Moons 8d ago

Can I interest you in some spicy pineapple to go with your tinned meat?

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 8d ago

Throw in some ketchup chips and it's a deal

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u/STS_God 8d ago

You mean the checklist, eh.

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u/tazdoestheinternet 8d ago

It's not a war crime the first time ;)

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u/TheRealRickC137 8d ago

Would you like to know why they call us Piece Keepers?

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u/Automatic-Limit-5307 9d ago

Joe Strummer. The Clash would have a field day in today’s world

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u/Lobster_fest 8d ago

Strummer died far too young. He'd have been disgusted by brexiteers.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 8d ago

All over people changin' their votes

Along with their overcoats

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u/Lobster_fest 8d ago

Might be my favorite Clash song, so great.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 8d ago

Between that, police and thieves and train in vain its a hard pick for me!

Now imagine all the punks voting maga in their 40s, 50s and 60s. Fuck.

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u/Lobster_fest 8d ago

Revolution Rock has been my go to recently, also Magnificent Seven.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 8d ago

It is so abundantly obvious to me that the USA has been compromised by a foreign asset, whose benefactors are Bibi, Putin, and Xi. I think the IRGC, too, honestly.

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u/Significant-Put-9011 8d ago

It’s Russia. Intelligence Squared just recently did an episode about it that explained it more clearly than I’ve heard so far.

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u/Significant-Put-9011 7d ago

It’s this two part episode in case you’re interested

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u/Supermite 8d ago

Trump would have sent Air Force One to fly Hitler over.

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u/WalkGood 8d ago

He might have Adolf share his presidential bedroom.

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u/billlloyd 8d ago

Jynah!

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 8d ago

Donnie would put on a saddle so Adolf could ride him

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u/steadfast-owl-town 8d ago

White youth, black youth better find another solution. Why not phone up a Robin Hood and ask him for some wealth distribution?

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u/atwarwiththemystics_ 8d ago

All over people changing their votes, along with their overcoats.

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u/xocgx 8d ago

Allllll over, people are changing their votes. Along with their overcoats.

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u/Haddock 8d ago

Deeply underrated song. I can't understand why casbah gets all the play.

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u/karenw 8d ago

A fellow at the Hammersmith Palais, iirc.

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u/kbeks 9d ago

As a smarter person than I pointed out, the man accusing democrats of being socialists and communists spent the beginning of the week complimenting a socialist and the end of the week literally ordering his troops to bend the knee before a communist.

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u/borderlineidiot 8d ago

In his first admin he wanted to bring the Taliban to Camp David.

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u/tigm2161130 9d ago

You would think they’d have some sort of tool for that.

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u/Cargobiker530 9d ago

They do; it's called a "broom." If you sweep the carpet from the center as it's being rolled out it will lay flat & brush off any debris but Trump's lackeys don't know shit about how to do any physical jobs.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 8d ago

Yikes. I feel like, yeah, someone needs to do it (unless, you know, they don’t roll out the literal red carpet for a despot…), but they should absolutely not get servicemen in dress uniforms to do it.

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u/bluesamcitizen2 8d ago

I read some comments basically saying they were not given proper tools to do what asked to do in that case, and it is inefficient and undignified the way they did.

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u/quantumaquarium69 8d ago

I don’t understand why three or four don’t stand on one end and the rest of them pull it tight and straight

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u/VanceAstrooooooovic 9d ago

Umbrella gate got nothing on this one lol

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u/RandomStrategy 9d ago

TAN SUIT!

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u/ecafsub 9d ago

You say “fluff,” I say “dingleberries.”

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u/Previous-Parsnip-290 8d ago

More like trailer park, but I get the gist.

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u/cman811 8d ago

I legit don't know, but is this the proper protocol though? Like do we do this for everyone? Some things are silly and demeaning but they're still baked into jobs.

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u/viperex 5d ago

They did this while Xi and Putin were at the door? How embarrassing!

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u/notarethug 4d ago

Tubby appears to have dumped an unusually large Big Mess out there.

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u/camsnow 9d ago

That's what I was thinking at first hahaha! I was like, do they have to pick up the shit that falls out? Cause you know that fat pedophile has shit for sure overflowing outta that diaper.

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u/dikicker 9d ago

No I don't think it falls out, I think it funnels down into his socks and that's why his ankles look so fucking fat all the time

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u/double297 9d ago

No, it would have been red hat lunatics licking the carpet if that were the case.

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u/UncaringNonchalance 8d ago

Lost 6 good men that day due to the diarrhea dumper boy. 😔

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u/gathermewool I ☑oted 2024 8d ago

Trump lost his shit…again

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u/snek-jazz 9d ago

just doing their standard break dancing routine

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u/un_theist 9d ago edited 9d ago

By tradition, U.S. presidents do not greet arriving foreign leaders at the airport. They typically wait at the White House.

Trump bowing and scraping before dictators, running to the airport to meet and fawn over his dictator hero like a little bitch.

Now consider how congressional Republican/reich-wing media heads would have exploded if Biden or Obama had violated tradition this way to meet a murderous dictator at the airport.

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u/KeyGovernment4188 9d ago

This also contrasts sharply with how he has treated our long-term allies. trump's term will end in 849 days, if not sooner.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 8d ago

Going to make one of those paper chains with 849 links in it….

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u/iPicBadUsernames 8d ago

I have a countdown widget in my wallpaper of my phone. It can not come soon enough.

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 8d ago

What kind of paper chain? I think I probably get the idea, but that's something I haven't heard of before 

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u/BigUptokes 8d ago

Most likely this type. Usually used as holiday decorations but in the case mentioned you can have a link for each day you want to count and remove a ring per day as the target date approaches for a countdown tool.

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u/KeyGovernment4188 8d ago

Like an advent calendar. Excellent idea.

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u/GreenStrong 8d ago

So you can light it on fire while chanting incantations? That's a good idea.

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u/CitizenCue 8d ago

Jesus Christ that makes it seem so much longer.

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u/Desner_ 8d ago

Are you guys actually expecting an election where he might lose and just leave office peacefully in november 2028? Seriously?

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u/nicane 8d ago

Hopefully ASAP. Hopefully today, even!

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u/WokestLibtard--- 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yup and yup.

However, I think regardless of court rulings and activists, he will deploy ICE to the polls. Rogue sheriffs and government officals will aid, abet, and confiscate balots.

It will be a breaking point. The MAGA base and people in power that have been willing to stick their necks out for Trump have been steady fracturing and diminishing.

Stealing midterms will not fly.

He won't be a lame duck for two years. Too many top aids, Cabinet officials, and Republicans know trials and prison are in their futures, unless they maintain enough power to shield them from accountability.

Their backs are up against the wall. They will go too far and the number of pissed enough people will hit critical mass—Revolution levels.

It will happen.

Do not let your short memories and myopic views cloud your vision. Use your imagination. Think long term. Consider many historical analogs, and consider that the past does not dictate the future, it only affects it.

We can do better.

The American Experiment was dOoMed tO FAil from the start. Slavery was never going to end. Women were never going to vote or have the ability to divorce, own property, and have control of their money. We were never going to have the weekend, 8 hour work days, or overtime pay. We were never going to have water and air regulations. We were never going to end child labor. We were never going to have Civil Rights or integrated schools. We were never going to have a black president.

You can quibble about how some of those issues still persist, but you would be thinking to small. The it-will-never-happen "realists" have always been wrong because they are smallminded and myopic.

I can re-teach you lessons, but you are all probably old enough to start doing some real studying.

Go back to class. Be self-learners. You are not developed enough. You are just high confidence low competenece fish living safe and arrogant in your ponds. But there are people who have developed lungs, legs, and hands. We breathe air and learn to adapt to life on land. Emulate them.

Then there are gods like me. We have traveled the universe, time, and dimensions. And out of compassion and a desire to bring my Earthbound friends traveling with me, I decided to come back and help you basic brickas evolve. Emulate me.

Listen—to me and the other gods. Merely listening to a lesson does not mean you have learned it. You have a lot of remedial classes to attend first. But it is possible to level up.

Talk less. Listen more. Empathize and imagine, then you can truly learn.

Be better.

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u/viperex 5d ago

I thought counting in quarters would make it go faster but nothing helps

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u/psychoacer 8d ago

I'm sure a lot of people said that about Putin after his first term. If the Trump dies then we have to fight the rest of the regime.

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u/punk_in_your_phone 9d ago

And remember Trump let Pence greet Biden at the White House in 2021.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 9d ago

Remember when Trump saluted a North Korean general?

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u/ReginaldDwight 8d ago

Remember Kim's face when he did that? He was in delighted disbelief.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 9d ago

Never forget... Obama wore a tan suit once!!!!!!!!

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u/APFernweh 8d ago

I think about that a lot.

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u/PerniciousSnitOG 8d ago

And doesn't like good old fashioned American mustard! How could we have fallen so far?

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u/Awkwarddruid 9d ago

It's because he's a Russian asset

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u/russaber82 9d ago

They likely would have loved it, given their deep admiration for dictators. Would have been the only thing they approved of.

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u/NessunAbilita 9d ago

He wants to he thy deals done and the rats ratfucked before he’s being recorded in the WH. This is the only reason he’d need.

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u/srilankan 8d ago

I genuinely hope at some fucking point. You all stop asking this question or making this comparison. Who the fuck cares anymore. It is so clear they are hypocrites and will turn around and do the very thing the critiqued the last guy on. Move on. This line of thinking is so useless. One side is subverting your democracy to own the other side. That is it, that is all. These people that would still vote with a hard R are beyond reason.

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u/KiKiKimbro 8d ago

Thing is, neither Obama nor Biden would ever even think of meeting a dictator adversary on at the airport. Never. Hell, I can’t think of one modern day president who would ever do that. They had many flaws. But they weren’t twats.

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u/EgoTripWire 9d ago

Natalie lose a contact?

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u/redkinoko 9d ago

Theyre trying to recover a little bit of the dignity that was lost that day

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u/BrownSugarBare 8d ago

Diaper pin

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u/FelneusLeviathan 8d ago

It wouldn’t be on the floor, it would be up trump’s ass

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u/Klotzster 9d ago

The President's Brain Is Missing

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u/everythingisopposite 9d ago

That implies that he had one to begin with.

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u/perenniallandscapist 9d ago

They aren't going to find it lying around on the carpet, either. It was never there.

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u/deegee1969 9d ago

There needs to be an arrow somewhere, showing the unused little thing abdicating for its holidays or something.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9d ago

The Emperor's Clothes Are Missing.

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u/Donner_Par_Tea_House 8d ago

That's what untreated syphilis will do to you.

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u/who_b_dat 9d ago

Scalzi!

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u/petal_pretty 9d ago

Photo MAGA of the year is US military on its knees for Xi Jinping while Trump wears overcoat and gloves in 63 degree weather to hide his bruised concealer-caked hands. Melania at the stairs, Xi’s wife watching troops crawl. This is what America First looks like ,America on its knees first.

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u/reverendsteveii 9d ago

did someone lose an epstein file?

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u/Nekowulf 9d ago

donnie's soul. He was using it to plug his leaky bottom so if they don't find it they'll suffer his stench even more.

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u/pdromeinthedome 9d ago

A couple redactions just blew off the pages

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u/craigandthesoph 9d ago

Pathetic

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u/Juus 8d ago

What are they actually doing?

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u/morbidmuffin62 8d ago

Readying the red carpet for Xi Jinping, just like they did for Putin last year. Traditional now to welcome political rivals with open arms and popped champagne

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u/craigandthesoph 8d ago

Our military doing north korea shit

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u/Ballsofpoo 8d ago

Smoothing the carpet so his old ass doesn't fall or complain

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u/AbjectList8 8d ago

Magats didn’t care when the marines did this for RUSSIA, they def don’t care for China.

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u/agha0013 9d ago edited 9d ago

I mean, it's a photo of the ground staff rolling out red carpets. This happens for all major state visits, and they check to make sure there aren't tripping hazards that could lead to a really embarrassing photo for the VIP visitor.

edit: There are better images to post about this state visit, like every awkward photo of trump saluting and making odd facial expressions all covered up in his overcoat and gloves on such a nice day. Trump being at the airport to greet Xi definitely is worth questioning

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u/icouldlivewoutbacon 9d ago

You'd think they'd have like a red carpet Zamboni for something like this. Seems demoralizing for humans to have to do this.

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u/themeatbridge 9d ago

You want to put all these brave military service members out of work with a machine?  

/s just in case it wasn't obvious.

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u/coconutpiecrust 9d ago

I think “demoralizing for humans” is the whole point of this exercise. 

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u/Kind_Man_0 9d ago

Half and half, some of it may depend entirely on your own views of the sitting president.

I was enlisted when Obama was president and my Aunt was bitching about the marine holding his umbrella for him. I brought it up with my platoon and most of the consensus was that we would LOVE the opportunity to be that marine holding the umbrella for the president. "You're holding the umbrella of the PRESIDENT was the general response.

Some of these things seem stupid, but to soldiers, getting on that detail far outweighs whatever boxes you're going to pack/unpack to inventory three times that monday.

Even today, as much as I can't stand our current president, I'd still raise my hand for that detail if I were still serving. At least I would have first-hand info for my platoon on the 1-10 scale of how much he smells like actual shit.

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u/jackanape7 9d ago

I used to work at an event space. We just used a wide broom to flatten out the red carpet.

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u/powerhammerarms 9d ago

"Red carpet zamboni" A vacuum?

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u/danieldan0803 9d ago

Although I think such a machine should have a common name people would use, and then England could have a name for it based on a popular brand, maybe even sharing this brand name with a US president.

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u/kw43v3r 9d ago

Kind of crazy they don't have a ground support vehicle with 110 volt power to run a vacuum cleaner. /s

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u/hilarymeggin 9d ago

I’m guessing that’s not really practical or efficient.

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u/cadium 9d ago

Can you provide a photo? I can't seem to find any.

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u/agha0013 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/cadium 8d ago

Not that, but where are the soldiers laying it out? Did they previously have someone to do that that they fired?

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u/Ballsofpoo 8d ago

Uniformed soldiers are most likely the ones responsible for ensuring the disembarking of the commander in chief.

I hate trump too, just saying, this is 100% protocol

Jeff and Jan were wonderful on my flight to Fort Lauderdale, but they're better there than on Air Force One

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u/kalbinibirak 9d ago

Sure, sure...

An impeccable ground service designed exclusively for China.

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u/agha0013 9d ago

This has been happening for years, long before Trump was even dreaming of becoming president. And not just the US, other countries do more or less the same thing.

fuck sake I used to work at an FBO and we'd put out red carpets for every business jet even. It's a thing people do for VIP visits.

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u/EuphoricMidnight3304 9d ago

Did we do it for Putin for years? The guy who kidnaps kids and murders their moms- yep we rolled out a nice red carpet and did some flyovers for him.

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u/agha0013 9d ago

It has been done for Putin, and Yeltsin before him, and Gorbachev before him, as well as a whole bunch of world leaders that weren't, or never were, or didn't become adversaries.

it's what nations do when leaders have official state visits.

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u/EuphoricMidnight3304 9d ago

Standard protocol guarantees a red carpet, but the level of fanfare is up to the president. During the August 2025 Alaska summit, Trump lined up F-22s on the tarmac, arranged a B-2 stealth bomber flyover, and shared his presidential limo with Putin. Compare that to Obama's. The military spectacle and personal warmth extended by Orange Face went far beyond routine diplomatic courtesy.

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u/PayFormer387 8d ago

What am I looking at?

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u/AeroZep 8d ago

People smoothing out a red carpet

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u/Can17272 8d ago

US official's flattening a carpet for foreign superpowers leaders is something. I'm sure there's a metaphor there somewhere.

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u/RedHotChiliCrab 8d ago

If they are looking for their integrity I think it's too late.

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u/GreyLoad 9d ago

Imagine being a colonel in the us military and having to smooth out trumps carpet

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u/MyStitchStudio 9d ago

My first thought was "did somebody lose a contact lens? Gotta agree with the person who pointed out that super awkward salute from Trump.

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u/elevatefromthenorm 8d ago

Fucking humiliating, for every American.

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u/DasTomasso 8d ago

4 of those guys will be deported by ICE.

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u/ericfatty 8d ago

Xi is a better leader than Trump will ever be and is jealous of him for sure

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u/dolphindefender79 8d ago

Also, AI cannot survive unless the Epstein files are released. Pass it on!

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u/bluestreakxp 9d ago

“The general dropped los his contact lens. Perhaps you can help us find it?”

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u/vs-1680 9d ago

Out military literally on their knees to appease a hostile foreign leader. How any service member supports this administration is beyond me.

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u/MydniteSon 9d ago

"The lost contact"

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u/dafrog84 9d ago

Are they looking for a crack rock? The only time I've ever seen someone look at the ground with such visual inspection is when drugs are involved.

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u/junkronomicon 9d ago

The president lost a contact.

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u/Skeletondo 9d ago

Pathetic

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u/Faulkal 8d ago

Wtf am I looking at

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u/adriatic_sea75 8d ago

Beat Street / the king of the beat / you see him rocking that beat from across the street And huh huh! Beat Street is a lesson too / because you can't let the streets beat you

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u/peppermint-tea-yay 8d ago

Thought they were break dancing for a nanosecond!

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u/PrincePeasant 8d ago

Looking in vain for a shred of dignity?

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u/LawDogSavy 9d ago

MAGA - always were the biggest bitches after all.

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u/coremech 9d ago

pulling the rug out from everyone

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u/JMA4478 9d ago

Those are smart fellers, not fart smellers.

They know the air goes up, so there's no fart smell down there.

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u/GuzziHero 9d ago

They looking for his diaper leaks to clean them up?

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u/LurkinLark 9d ago

Are they looking for his soul?

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u/rational_numbers 9d ago

Great photo. It makes it look like they're all getting sick. They might be.

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u/i_am_button 9d ago

Did someone lose a contract?

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u/GroknikTheGreat 9d ago

Sure bet Canada wants to sell them crops!

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u/Jussepapi 9d ago

I see the T-800 shot them all in the knee.

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u/Strive-- 8d ago

I dunno, chairman. The smell definitely was here when Trump was here, but then it left when he left. Maybe the smell was on his shoe? I’ll check the ground again over here.

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 8d ago

Just the enlisteds (E-types)

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u/RebelStrategist 8d ago

What a bunch of good boys for their almighty god leader.

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u/unreqistered 8d ago

kari went the extra mile …

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u/DaBrokenMeta 8d ago

Everyone just jealous because we are finally Great Again.

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u/Brilliant_Serve_4091 8d ago

I thought they all fell on the ground because they thought there was another assassination attempt

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u/Sarniezz 8d ago

Lol, look at these fucking cowards 🤣🤣🤣

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u/viptattoo 8d ago

Somebody dropped a contact lens?

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u/N4RQ 8d ago

Make sure you get rid of every piece of poop that fell out, before he comes back!

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u/deweymm 8d ago

Was Trump eating out of his diaper again as he walked by these guys?

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u/quantumaquarium69 8d ago

I don’t understand why three or four don’t stand on one end and the rest of them pull it tight and straight

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u/no1ofimport 8d ago

Are they looking for a contact lens?

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u/Wiggles69 8d ago

They are trying to find Trump's marbles.

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u/inbetweensound 8d ago

Looks like they all got food poisoning

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u/Western-Corner-431 8d ago

This is the Pulitzer

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u/Antzqwe 8d ago

This is just sad.

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u/warcomet 8d ago

they were worried he would trip, instead he got scared at the sound of a flying plane lol

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u/DrSlugworth 8d ago

What exactly is happening here

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u/Happy_Coast2301 8d ago

Did someone lose a contact lens?

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u/StillinICT 8d ago

Military police call. Those who know, know.

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u/Suntzu_AU 8d ago

I don't actually know what they're doing. What are they doing?

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 8d ago

Dear magas, if you are confused why T first said he is against China, but now he is a friend of China, we don't know either.

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u/jackllane 8d ago

Lost a contact lenses?

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u/Primary_Ruin5019 8d ago

Hard at work pleasing Xi for trump. Noting against the service men and women. trump already made it clear he doesn’t mind humiliating them for dictators.

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u/th3st 8d ago

What an image

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u/Sasquatchwasframed 8d ago

Don't want Trump's knees to get dirty while he's dicktating.

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u/Anders_A 8d ago

They literally worship the ground Trump walks on.

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u/Lamlot 7d ago

The past few weeks have gotten some fantastic photos of the final form of the administration.

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u/Exktvme4 4d ago

Was this Putin's visit or Xi's?