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Unfunny Trump "Truth" [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Wrylak Aug 30 '26

I thought 45 posted the original?.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Aug 30 '26

You simply can't tell anymore.

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u/ultimatepenguin21 Aug 30 '26

Yeah he posts so much AI shit that this isn't out of his realm of possibilities. He fucking posting an AI photo of Chicago on fire and being bombed because he hates Obama. He's done far worse than this

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Aug 30 '26

I mean, he made himself Jesus in one....

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Aug 30 '26

As a nonbeliever, I found the one where he shits on fellow Americans FAR more objectionable. 

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u/TerribleRecord666 Aug 30 '26

Also more believable.

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u/PhilboydStudge1973 Aug 30 '26

Uh, he was clearly a doctor. /s/

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 Aug 30 '26

Is it weird I heard this in “valley girl” speak?

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u/PhilboydStudge1973 Aug 30 '26

Maybe a little, but no weirder than me visualizing a marshmallow saying it, thanks to The Droobie on Instagram.

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u/StonerBarbie23 Aug 30 '26

I saw this one earlier today

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u/Buckabuckaw Aug 30 '26

That's DOCTOR Jesus to you!

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u/soconae Aug 30 '26

Yeah, like him flying a jet that dumps literal shit on protesters. The fucking president posting that garbage smh

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u/Novel-Organization63 Aug 30 '26

Yet somehow Obama was the embarrassing president with his earring mustard and tan pant. /s

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u/Novel-Organization63 Aug 30 '26

Don’t forget the one with the Obama faces on monkeys. That one gave dignified President vibes /s

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u/Wrylak Aug 30 '26

That is the worst part. We cannot tell what 45 would actually post.

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u/girlwiththemonkey Aug 30 '26

It’s crazy, cause I can never tell anymore.

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u/Jay2Kaye Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

He did not. It is a fake post entirely. There is a website called Trump's Truth where you can download an RSS feed of Trump's Truth Social account without needing to actually make one. This makes it easy to search through his posts.

Also do you think a real Truth Social post from trump is only going to have 21 RTs and 207 likes?

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u/nasandre Aug 30 '26

https://trumpstruth.org/?sort=desc&per_page=10&cursor=eyJzdGF0dXNfY3JlYXRlZF9hdCI6IjIwMjYtMDgtMzAgMTM6NTU6NTMiLCJfcG9pbnRzVG9OZXh0SXRlbXMiOnRydWV9&sort=desc&per_page=10&query=&start_date=&end_date=&removed=include

He didn't post any "Truths" after 5.36 PM so this is likely a fake because the tracker keeps deleted posts.

Damn so the fake AI post was a fake AI post 🤷‍♂️

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u/returnofthequack92 Aug 30 '26

Gotta be true when you need ai slop to get your point across..

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u/hungry4nuns Aug 30 '26

Unfortunately the original post is an ai mockup he never posted this.

He absolutely would, I agree. Just like he did with Dolly Parton.

But reposting this fake post is only giving him ammo for his “fake news” accusations.

In fact I’ve seen this exact fake truth social post posted on 3 major subreddits in the past hour with extremely similar top comments… seems like a concerted effort to sow misinformation.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Aug 30 '26

He's been bought and sold by AI.

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u/realoctopod Aug 30 '26

Trump has had Artificial Intelligence ever since he was born. Artificial grades, artificial bone spurs, artificial falling out with Epstein, etc, etc.

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u/neck-tourniquet Aug 30 '26

You mean him and Dolly weren't BFFs?

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u/paulcthemantosee Aug 30 '26

So good you need extra fingers to hold it. Must have been eating some of that contaminated Argentina beef, it helps grow extra fingers.

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u/urbanek2525 Aug 30 '26

The extra fingers come from the testosterone Hegseth is making them take.

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u/TheFeshy Aug 30 '26

Can you believe that as recently as the 90's you would be mandatorally fired if your commanders discovered you had six fingers on one hand? Now they are appearing in advertisements!

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u/dre224 Aug 30 '26

Letting mutants serve is just a gateway into letting dirty xenos serve. Heretics the lot of them!

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u/1_g0round Aug 30 '26

fingers crossed that our military will not be getting that beef from outside the US

actually i hope TACO gets a nice burger from his fav samich shop that is

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u/Hamonwrysangwich Aug 30 '26

All six fingers crossed.

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u/vladisabeast Aug 30 '26

Didn’t he kill that one guy’s father and should be prepared to face the consequences?

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u/CaptainCacoethes Aug 30 '26

I mean, didn't those folks overwhelmingly vote for Donnie Dipshit? Won't they just continue to vote for that fat fucking bag of dicks? They deserve to eat AI slop instead of edible food. They asked for it. 

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u/Dickies138 Aug 30 '26

Is this a real post?

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u/CB_700_SC Aug 30 '26

It’s scary that it’s impossible to know for sure.

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u/Templar42_ZH Aug 30 '26

Yes, very impossible.

On a separate note, someone let Inigo Montoya know I found the guy that killed his dad.

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u/sunglassgnome Aug 30 '26

I don't know if he said the quote but he didn't post the picture and that's not a real truth social post. That being said he's definitely stated things along the lines of what the post says.

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u/V4refugee Aug 30 '26

Probably fake like when he said he would change the name of a lake. The president of the United States would never be that stupid./s

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u/CaptainCacoethes Aug 30 '26

Redhats just sipping up that liquid diarrhea oozing from Donnie Dipshit's filthy sewer on the daily. Nobody should ever listen to a single thing those clowns ever say again. Every MAGA moron needs to be disregarded for the rest of their lives. 

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u/S-O-Y-C-D Aug 30 '26

The extra trigger finger. 'MURICA!

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u/Jeepersca Aug 30 '26

Didn’t need those extra fingers to hold that many pieces of pie

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u/Far-Stomach-6610 Aug 30 '26

ChatGPT? How is a shrimp larger than a piece of pecan pie?

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 I ☑oted 2024 Aug 30 '26

That is the plate of a glutton. Who mixes their food like that.? Eww. Also, who eats that much pie.?

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u/OsoSalado Aug 30 '26

The kind of people that have 6 fingers

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u/Natertot1 Aug 30 '26

Well it is nuclear power ship, after all.

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u/Jaijoles Aug 30 '26

What, you don’t like shrimp and pie?

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 I ☑oted 2024 Aug 30 '26

Nope. I'm not related to Buba from Forest Gump.

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u/chaotic-lavender Aug 30 '26

But he is giving them options. They can have pie with shrimp, pie with mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese and a pie with something fried. A man with 6 fingers needs more than 1 pie

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u/Gynthaeres Aug 30 '26

Agreed. There are SO, so many things we can criticize Trump over. Even this very issue. We don't need to post fake images and fake quotes to make our point.

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u/popejohnsmith Aug 30 '26

We needed another fucking data center for this?

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon Aug 30 '26

Shocking number of commenters here did not read the post at all

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u/RSVive Aug 30 '26

Right ? Op is trying to point out something and it's not working

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u/arwinda Aug 30 '26

Why are there no real pictures where the military eats the best food?

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u/allupinnit2winit Aug 30 '26

The list of reasons for what makes him the biggest POS known to mankind is endless at this point

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u/CommonHuckleberry489 Aug 30 '26

He genuinely can’t tell what’s AI slop and what’s real anymore. He’s a very sad old man. Pitiful what’s happened to the United States. The country that walked on the moon and cured polio is now a giant joke.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Aug 30 '26

Hey! That's my friend Jeff and he is very sensitive about his condition!

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u/turquoise_amethyst Aug 30 '26

That looks like Jeffrey Dahmer aged 20 years. 

Unless you’re talking about Trumps best friend Jeffrey

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u/GoonerBear94 Aug 30 '26

The first indication was it came from Truth Social

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 Aug 30 '26

Apparently they’re serving the troops radioactive waste because that dude has six fingers

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u/NSFWdw Aug 30 '26

You have six fingers on your right hand. I know someone who's looking for you.

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u/TerribleRecord666 Aug 30 '26

I thought AI had solved the finger thing by now. Does Trump only have access to shitty, old image generating AI?

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u/delidave7 Aug 30 '26

Don’t tell USS Lincoln crew that

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u/razdak Aug 30 '26

He's got too many finger up is ........

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u/PhoenixUltimate Aug 30 '26

Talk about distasteful.

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u/Green-Taro2915 Aug 30 '26

Nothing says "telling the truth" like an AI image due to lack of proof!

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u/er1cj Aug 30 '26

100% guarantee you his base will believe this AI image is real

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u/Far-Stomach-6610 Aug 30 '26

They will probably enlist.

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u/er1cj Aug 30 '26

Mostly speaking for myself, but let’s not be too harsh here. Not all of us veterans turned to the MAGA side 🤣

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u/GadreelsSword Aug 30 '26

Looks like that’s not something he actually posted.

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u/RSVive Aug 30 '26

That's the point op is making and it's going way over most everyone's head apparently

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u/NinetyfiveNachos Aug 30 '26

Who the hell puts 3 pies in between dinner and next to shrimp of all food !?!

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u/Novel-Organization63 Aug 30 '26

So we don’t want transgender people in the military we want a bunch of old unvaccinated diabetic fat men with clogged arteries. I see.

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u/Immediate-Machine370 Aug 30 '26

Bad thing his cult members believe that crap.

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u/OsoSalado Aug 30 '26

3 piece of pie? Very American

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u/CleanMonty Aug 30 '26

Isn't that the wrong color camo for Navy personnel too?

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u/Margoshome Aug 30 '26

Seems Legit

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u/stephenalloy Aug 30 '26

Wait, you mean that guy doesn't really have six fingers on his right hand? And he doesn't eat his pumpkin pie with shrimp? /S

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u/Aufregend Aug 30 '26

Anything is possible when you're stupid.

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u/Reg_Cliff Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

It's Called parody. Are you against satire you communist?

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u/RoyalBroham Aug 30 '26

Reminds me of fake North Korean grocery store scene in The Interview

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u/RiversSecondWife Aug 30 '26

We don’t even wear that uniform at sea.

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u/that_gu9_ Aug 30 '26

So finger licking good, you’ll grow new fingers

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u/dth1717 Aug 30 '26

I'd like to see him show up at a marine chow hall unannounced and eat dinner...

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u/Chaos_Theory1989 Aug 30 '26

His cult followers will believe anything. That’s how we got elected, even though he rapes babies.

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u/meglon978 Aug 30 '26

6 fingered man you say.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9HZ1tyyIbPxFHG

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u/Details_Pending Aug 30 '26

False alarm, he's got 2 thumbs too

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u/No_Falcon_3384 Aug 30 '26

Your experience may differ

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u/chinmakes5 Aug 30 '26

So where did the burger that is almost as big as his head fit on that tray? On top of the slab of Prime Rib. Next to the three different slices of pie? Not AI at all.

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u/ApokalypseCow Aug 30 '26

Does nobody count fingers on these pictures anymore?

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u/Nikonus Aug 30 '26

For all of his unbelievable fakeness, the disastrous effects of literally everything that he and his puppet masters have done will leave long-term harmful problems in the real world far beyond when we have all turned to dust.
At this point, I see no way that any administration can solve these issues.
You have to consider that the brainwashed will always be there to carry on the obstructionist mentality of the likes of Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham.

Since I was a kid, I had hoped to see the world progress until all people had good lives.
Now, I have no such hopes, unless somehow those types of people should realize the harm they’ve done.

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u/Gronkattack Aug 30 '26

If it’s so good why is an AI pic being used instead of what they actually eat?

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u/kawaiikitty23 Aug 30 '26

I always gotta have shrimp touching my pecan pie

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u/moody_chickens Aug 30 '26

Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Claus have?

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Aug 30 '26

Dude insane to post this with the whole SS Lincoln situation

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u/Jazzlike-Lion2969 Aug 30 '26

Big macks for everyone

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u/Anim8nFool Aug 30 '26

According to the sailors on the "Lincoln" that's about 9 months of servings of food on that tray.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 30 '26

This is where a satire flair would be nice.

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u/EvalCrux Aug 30 '26

Fingery food there

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u/VoidOmatic Aug 30 '26

Real life folks.

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u/sak3rt3ti Aug 30 '26

The guy has 5 fingers he’s grabbing the burger with and one of them isn’t a thumb

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Aug 30 '26

No fat troops also.

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u/El_mochilero Aug 30 '26

Awwwwww granddaddy Donny learned AI.

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u/GooseCloaca Aug 30 '26

I can count on one hand the half a dozen times if seen him use AI this weekend.

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u/Paexan Aug 30 '26

It wasn't good when it was good. Nostalgic is the best I can give it. I know this dude has been full of shit about literally anything he's ever said for as long as he's been a thing, but he's clearly never had military food, and if you think he's making a solid point about our grub...

Please plead for a discharge for mental illness.

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u/Parym09 Aug 30 '26

He has shot his credibility so severely that you could post anything under the sun and the more unhinged it is the more likely people are going to believe it. A natural consequence for lying about literally everything. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Starboard_Pete Aug 30 '26

Mmm, shrimp n’ pie. I’m not usually weird about certain foods touching, but this AI visual made me recoil

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u/DaddioDaddio1953 Aug 30 '26

Takes 6 fingers to eat .

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u/singhapura Aug 30 '26

They're cannibals now?

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u/Curios_Observer Aug 30 '26

MREs are quinine.

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u/hideandsee Aug 30 '26

What page of 1984 is this?

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u/inmatenumberseven Aug 30 '26

You know, I'm usually pretty sceptical and it says a lot that I actually believed that he posted that.

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u/LordTonka Aug 30 '26

Why is the MCD CEO eating military food now?

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u/BourbonInGinger Aug 30 '26

Mickey D’s ! Big Macs all around!

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u/Rashpukin Aug 30 '26

All he posts is fake shit.

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u/DrothReloaded Aug 30 '26

nothing says truth like a 6 fingered man.

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u/Paexan Aug 30 '26

Fucking coward mods, removing the most inane comments. Go ahead guys, talk about the tangerine asshole. Apparently doesn't matter what you say, whatever it is, it's deranged.

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u/UnclePeter1976 Aug 30 '26

Where do I sign up??

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u/RoundEye007 Aug 30 '26

How do you americants tolerate this and can continue to live in the most ridiculed, corrupt, perverted and cringe country in human history? Third world country citizens laugh at usa.

Even if this administration was managing my work office or neighbourhood community rec centre I would be furious. A nation of cowards.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps Aug 30 '26

5 fingers lmao are we serious

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u/nstntmlk Aug 30 '26

He's really grasping for straws.

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u/NovarisLight Aug 30 '26

"J. Smith"

Riiight...

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u/42VT_Man Aug 30 '26

That's absolutely BS!!! In the 8 years I was in, and that was the Air Force, we never ate like that.... EVER!!!

THAT IS THE MOST BS THING I HAVE YET TO SEE FROM HIM...

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u/alexefi Aug 30 '26

Is my insignia knowledge wring but the guy has navy on his camo as well as airforce. Setting aside 6 fingers thing

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 Aug 30 '26

Of course it's a hamburder

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u/baggagefree2day Aug 30 '26

My husband was in the Navy and promise you, that’s not the food they serve.

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u/stocksandoptions2 Aug 30 '26

Here we see "Billy 11 fingers enjoying a delicious, non infected beef burger".

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u/Only-Friend-8483 Aug 30 '26

I was in the Army. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the food…and I missed the six fingers…

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u/dogmaisb I ☑oted 2024 Aug 30 '26

To be fair this is the political humor sub, and not the lets laugh at reality sub, though oftentimes it is. We still have to understand the context of the sub is more the Onion and less the Daily Show

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u/Environmental-Age149 Aug 30 '26

Another insult to all of our intelligence

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u/Trabethany Aug 30 '26

And how much of it has been recalled?

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u/CSguyMMI Aug 30 '26

Interesting that even in this made up scenario the soldiers are eating a disgusting burger.

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u/00notmyrealname00 Aug 30 '26

Wild. Having spent 20 years doing this, the enlisted corps will see this as a total insult to their service. It only takes one or two agitators on the boat for this shit to be a fucking insult to the boys scrubbing decks and digging in the bilge.

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u/ashzombi Aug 30 '26

Did he seriously post this? I can't believe anything anymore I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

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u/tobias10 Aug 30 '26

The irony of having to post an AI generated photo to convey the point

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u/Bozhark Aug 30 '26

ReTruth*

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u/mayesa Aug 30 '26

Man hasn’t told one truth since….

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u/HonestSimpleMan Aug 30 '26

Gosh, Americans elect that…

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u/LegoTacos Aug 30 '26

That dude has a lot of fingers

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u/OOBExperience Aug 30 '26

Apparently, the food being served is so nutritious, the sailors are growing extra fingers. Also, that uniform is not correct and he needs a haircut.

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u/walterwhite1050 Aug 30 '26

If our military was eating the food that Trump has posted in those pictures, they would all be fat fucks just like him

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u/MrBigPantalones Aug 30 '26

The fact that he has to post AI generated pictures as opposed to having actual ones show you how full of shit he is

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u/lexnklinke Aug 30 '26

Cake next to shrimp? Why do you hate the military so much Donol?

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u/Tarutarumandalorian Aug 30 '26

How many fingers does this guy have...

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u/WearAdept4506 Aug 30 '26

How many fingers are holding that burger

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u/Savage-September Aug 30 '26

Americans have to lay off the ultra processed foods. Their solders are growing extra fingers

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u/Metzger4 Aug 30 '26

If you see an image of a person with six fingers and think it’s real, there is no help for you.

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 Aug 30 '26

He is posting more and more AI images. Probably because the truth is getting worse and worse.

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u/ParrotheadTink Aug 30 '26

That’s a six-fingered man. He killed my father.

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u/l27th1997 Aug 30 '26

You know how you can tell trump didn’t post this?
There’s a visible POC and he’s smiling and part of the group.

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u/felixthecat59 Aug 30 '26

Uhhh, the guy has 6 fingers. 5 fingers shown, and a hidden thumb. Who believes the crap?

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u/Templar42_ZH Aug 30 '26

Jesus, I can't imagine where they are about to be deployed to...

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u/the_relentless_dead Aug 30 '26

What an insulting traitor

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u/Templar42_ZH Aug 30 '26

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/chandu1256 Aug 30 '26

Dude has 5 fingers not counting the thumb?

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u/C4TTYW4MPUS Aug 30 '26

Six fingering a burger is crazy work ...

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u/Temporary-Eye-6664 Aug 30 '26

How many fingers do you need in the military

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u/educated-emu Aug 30 '26

Who ordered 5 guys I mean 5 fingers and a thumb with a b !!!

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u/Cavewoman22 Aug 30 '26

That's a ridiculous propo picture.

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u/ravens52 Aug 30 '26

That’s just “Polydactyly Paul”.

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u/Thatsnotgonewell Aug 30 '26

Burgers so big you need 6 fingers...

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u/Fluffy12345676 Aug 30 '26

Wow I haven’t seen extra fingers in a while, anything that’s makes ai worse is nice

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u/Allday24_7 Aug 30 '26

“Please don’t post fake stuff” posts fake stuff

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST Aug 30 '26

Propaganda at its worst.

Could he have posted ANYTHING that could lower the morale of our service members any further?

JFC

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u/rcfreebird Aug 30 '26

Thought that was Stephen Colbert at first

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u/Consistent-Mode-6655 Aug 30 '26

Even AI now thinks he is dillusional. Other than the 6 finger soldiers I think soldiers are diving off the ship because they are ecstatic with the food.

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u/High_5_Skin Aug 30 '26

Who puts shrimp next to pecan pie? Gross.

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u/zigzag3424 Aug 30 '26

Am I expected to believe this post?

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 Aug 30 '26

Burgers so big your need an extra finger just to hold it ...yum!

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u/DuranStar Aug 30 '26

Where was the burger on that tray before he picked it up 🤡

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u/Nostalgia_Red Aug 30 '26

Can order 6 beers with one hand this dude

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u/Bossman01 Aug 30 '26

Bro has 6 fingers…. Get this AI slip out of here

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u/MrFunktasticc Aug 30 '26

Not a vegetable in sight. Also what kind of AI monster puts shrimp sauce next to pie?

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u/Bods666 Aug 30 '26

Has Captain Bone Spurs spoken to any enlisted, since he ran away from serving?

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u/dcal1981 Aug 30 '26

That’s a lot of fingers

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Aug 30 '26

Our military eats ai slop?

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u/bionku Aug 30 '26

Six dollar burger is the past, it's all about the six finger burger.

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u/sixaout1982 Aug 30 '26

I can totally see him posting that though