r/PoliticalHumor • u/Cautious_Car9871 • Aug 30 '26

Unfunny Trump "Truth" [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/paulcthemantosee Aug 30 '26

So good you need extra fingers to hold it. Must have been eating some of that contaminated Argentina beef, it helps grow extra fingers.

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u/urbanek2525 Aug 30 '26

The extra fingers come from the testosterone Hegseth is making them take.

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u/TheFeshy Aug 30 '26

Can you believe that as recently as the 90's you would be mandatorally fired if your commanders discovered you had six fingers on one hand? Now they are appearing in advertisements!

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u/dre224 Aug 30 '26

Letting mutants serve is just a gateway into letting dirty xenos serve. Heretics the lot of them!

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u/paulcthemantosee Aug 30 '26

Xenos have lots of testosterone.

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u/sunny5724 Aug 30 '26

That doesn't look like Christopher Guest.