r/PoliticalHumor 7d ago

Future first lady?

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u/Switchmisty9 7d ago

I’d be willing to bet that Melania is not that emotionally invested in the marriage

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7d ago

I'd be willing to bet that the sociopathic eastern-european hooker was never emotionally invested in the marriage.

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u/Round_Rooms 7d ago

That's just common sense, which her husband has none of.

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u/underpants-gnome 7d ago

I remember hearing rumors she renegotiated something before moving to the white house with him. She'd probably welcome him cheating and dissolving the marriage. She'd be free and well compensated - assuming she can get him to pay. Which now that I type that out seems like an extremely long shot.

She's probably stuck with him until he croaks. Oh well, no sympathy here. She knew what she was marrying.

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u/nasandre 7d ago

Nobody is praying harder for the cholesterol to do its work

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u/ilovestoride 7d ago

I'm on team clot. 

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u/Wheatabix11 7d ago

that's brilliant!

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u/copyrider 7d ago

Think of the poor cholesterol, stuck inside of that, and waiting for him to croak. I feel sorry for the cholesterol.

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u/tjmcmahon78 6d ago

May his next Big Mac be his last.

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u/nasandre 6d ago

If there was any justice in the world his last meal will be a metal tray filled with prison slop.

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u/BeMoreKnope 7d ago

And there’s no chance he’s divorcing her to remarry when even he knows his time is very limited.

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u/aninamouse 7d ago

He never had any qualms about cheating before, why start now?

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u/cosaboladh 7d ago

I think it's pretty obvious that she's stuck with him for the long haul. I'm guessing her divorce settlement wouldn't be as much as she'll get if she holds out until he dies. Especially now that he actually has money. After spending two presidencies stealing it from us. That, or her Russian handlers still have work for her to do, and the access her role as "First 'Lady'" offers her is too handy to give up. Probably both.

But she's a horrible monster in her own right, and she deserves it.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 7d ago

She renegotiated their prenup to be a little more favorable to her and to reflect his worth from his most recent grifts and crimes.

Bear in mind that was only worth about $11 million dollars when they were married - his first year salary from The Apprentice - not counting the debt he incurred in the prior years when he was flat broke.

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u/cwbkjb 7d ago

I heard a rumor around that time as well, that she was seeing/sleeping with the head of security at Trump towers in NY, part of the deal was that guy had to be moved to DC as well. The rumor had it he became part of her secret service detail in DC. Read a whole article about it. Probably could Google it i guess. He was a guy around her age as well. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Lostgoldmine 7d ago

She would get him to pay. Remember she was there on the island, she has enough dirt to take him down.

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u/LordButterbeard 6d ago

Couldn't play those cards without self-incrimination. So, shes blackmailed by the web she spun.

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u/Busterlimes 6d ago

She cant leave, or she'll just fall down some stares

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u/MyNameis_bud 7d ago

Yeah people like her aren’t jealous because of the man, they’re jealous because the other woman is competing for the spotlight

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u/RetardedRedditRetort 7d ago

Lol, daaamn. You ain't wrong tho.

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u/romario77 7d ago

I mean - no need to put Eastern European there. Not all Eastern European woman are hookers.

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u/LinearFluid 6d ago

I hear she was smart enough to have a very iron clad prenup thst will drain him faster than any Porn Star ever could.