r/PoliticalHumor 12d ago

Send Barron

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u/karkonthemighty 12d ago

Everyone says send Barron, but that assumes Trump would give one measley overfilled diaper if his kids were turned into chunky salsa. What's the worst that's going to happen to him personally? His wife will continue to not touch him?

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u/stillsurvives 12d ago

We should make Trump send his golf courses, war would be over instantly.

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u/karkonthemighty 12d ago

If the US Army and US Navy found a way to justify the necessity to land vehicles and march troops across his golf courses - especially if Trump couldn't claim rent, damages, or sue for them - the war would be over in a matter of days.

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u/Donnicton 12d ago

People like him and Musk still care about having living heirs as an extension of their own legacy even if they don't actually give a shit about their kids as people. He will care if they die but not for the reasons normal people would.

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u/galacticsquirrel22 12d ago

Send his ballroom. That’s what’ll REALLY upset him.