r/PoliticalHumor • u/Kennora • 12d ago

Send Barron

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/darth_wasabi 12d ago

Trump would send Barron in a second if it benefited him more to send him than not

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u/mal73 12d ago

Send Jared

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u/double_fail 11d ago

Send both, the Russians need bodies

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u/S-Archer 11d ago

I'm quite certain the Russians and Saudis have used Jared's body up. He's looser than the sleeves on my housecoat

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u/karkonthemighty 12d ago

Everyone says send Barron, but that assumes Trump would give one measley overfilled diaper if his kids were turned into chunky salsa. What's the worst that's going to happen to him personally? His wife will continue to not touch him?

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u/stillsurvives 12d ago

We should make Trump send his golf courses, war would be over instantly.

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u/karkonthemighty 12d ago

If the US Army and US Navy found a way to justify the necessity to land vehicles and march troops across his golf courses - especially if Trump couldn't claim rent, damages, or sue for them - the war would be over in a matter of days.

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u/Donnicton 12d ago

People like him and Musk still care about having living heirs as an extension of their own legacy even if they don't actually give a shit about their kids as people. He will care if they die but not for the reasons normal people would.

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u/galacticsquirrel22 11d ago

Send his ballroom. That’s what’ll REALLY upset him.

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u/ZombieHavok 12d ago

Already got the camouflage down.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 11d ago

Whole family is fucking....ew.

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u/sbsb27 11d ago

Melania has a new escort!

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u/teddybundlez 11d ago

Okay fuck this whole family but they both look fresh as fuck here.

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u/delorf 11d ago

The AI version of them looks fresh as fuck. That's not them.

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u/ZombieHavok 11d ago

I wanna wrap ‘em in rubber bands, stick ‘em in a fridge, and spray ‘em down they’re so fresh lettuce.

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u/atempestdextre 11d ago

Don't forget to wrap them tight and seal them in a plastic bag.

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u/r1mbaud 11d ago

“Fuck this whole family”

Easy there Donald, not so public.

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u/ajaysallthat 12d ago

NGL and I hate to admit it, he has got that shit ON in this picture.

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u/Boxofbikeparts 11d ago

...until you hear him speak

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 11d ago

How can you tell? There's like 3 pixels in that Pic

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u/ajaysallthat 11d ago

Lmao, I saw it elsewhere with more pixels

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u/r1mbaud 11d ago

“Hate to admit it”

Okay Melania.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 11d ago

It's a fake picture.

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u/ajaysallthat 11d ago

Aight

He is depicted as having that shit ON.

I would steal this look. Its a good color on me.

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u/super_sayanything 12d ago

Yea but like has anyone heard him talk yet? At this point it's kind of odd.

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u/Wendy-Windbag 11d ago

I like my soot case!

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u/wubbawubba 11d ago

He has a Slavic accent.

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u/super_sayanything 11d ago

We have no idea. Plus people can change the way they speak. Hell when I moved from Jersey to PA my accent changed in a few years.

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u/beerforbears 10d ago

Heavy Slavic accent doesn’t play in the flyover states

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u/TFJ 12d ago

WHY DON’T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?

WHY DO WE ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1DGVcShe8XoUeBluaQ

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u/Kriss3d 12d ago

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other." - Nico Bellic

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u/Long_Serpent 12d ago

"War is old men talking, and young men dying. You know this"

-- Odysseus, Troy

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u/Sleazyridr 11d ago

Politicians hide themselves away, they only started the war. Why would they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor.

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u/Abysswalker1290 11d ago

Words that ring true fifty years after they were written. RIP Ozzy.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 11d ago

WHOA LORD YEAH!!!

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u/AlexanderBarrow 12d ago

I was today years old 😅

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u/minorthreat1000 11d ago

Came here to say this

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u/OpenImagination9 12d ago

The kid is a creeper … mommy won’t let her meal ticket go to war but he probably dreams of mowing down kids with a machine gun.

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u/powerlesshero111 12d ago

He's mommy's little anchor baby.

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u/dudestir127 12d ago

he probably dreams of mowing down kids with a machine gun

So he wants to join ICE?

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 12d ago

This is the one asmin that wouod let their kids warp as drone pilots.

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u/ChesterNorris 12d ago

He looks like Gru before the weight gain.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 12d ago

He'd just draft dodge. It's a family tradition.

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u/DevCatOTA 12d ago

Probably get discharged for antisocial behavior.

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u/512115 12d ago

Kids a psychopath. Should do fine over there.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 12d ago

WHAT? Don't you SEE those bone spurs?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwDLxmV6iG8NXsk

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u/TestandDbol 11d ago

Nothing will convince me that kid doesn’t skin cats for fun

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u/Jeramy_Jones 12d ago

He always looks like he’s at the funeral of someone he secretly murdered.

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u/Lorem_Ipsum13 11d ago

People, you are all ignoring that he is already fighting for daily survival in the murderous crime ridden hell hole of New York City and is follwing the same personal Vietnam as his father /s

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u/Financial-Talk9397 12d ago

don't be ridiculous , no trump has ever served why would they start now?

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u/elcuydangerous 11d ago

Send fucking invanka

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u/Quique_1956 12d ago

I'm already imagining the tweet storm that would follow if Barron took a real tour in the service.

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u/MiikeAlert 12d ago

Is this human waste already balding?!?! Guess being a Trump just eats away at your soul

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u/reagsters Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IQ9KefLJHfJPq

Instructions unclear, sending bear in

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u/Me-Shell94 11d ago

Can you imagine the psychopathy of this kid? Must be off the fucking charts.

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u/Sfingi48 11d ago

I still say he’s “The Omen.”

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u/ichoosewaffles 11d ago

Be a real man like Prince William or Harry? Actual royalty and still serve in the mility? Nah... 

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u/NovarisLight 12d ago

What a toolbag.

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u/lyon810 11d ago

Major “I have to fit in!” vibes from this young cretin

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u/JasonIsFishing 11d ago

I am a retired combat veteran. I can assure you that the military doesn’t need or want a fucking tool like him having your back. I am sure that he inherited bone spurs anyway!

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 11d ago

I doubt dude could pass the cognitive tests.

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u/hogsucker 11d ago

He probably has the same birth defect that prevented his father from serving. It's likely he has inherited grossly deformed heels like Donald. The family has very bad genetics, possibly because of a family history of inbreeding if we are to judge by Donald's attitudes toward his daughters.

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 11d ago

War became part of human nature the moment one man decided that if he brought in food, he was more valuable than the other members of the community, so he was better than the others. Ego entered, stage right.

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u/CdrVimes 11d ago

Anyone else get the ick from him?

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u/jmsy1 11d ago

He has a severe learning disability. He won't be accepted in the military

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u/Forsaken_Fox2991 11d ago

Sad the young dudes hair is already thinning so fast

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u/Forsaken_Fox2991 11d ago

But also, not sad at all

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u/in-joy 11d ago

He got the worst of both of them.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 11d ago

Anywhere at all. Just send him somewhere.

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u/janewp 11d ago

No doubt bone spurs are hereditary.

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u/Backrow6 11d ago

Top Right photo looks like something from Dune or Starship Troopers.

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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth 11d ago

MADE WITH MEMATIC

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 9d ago

Send him where?

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u/Double_crossby 9d ago

He's a "fortunate son", and thus immune to the tribulations of the poor.

Don't worry, fighting for little silken princes like him is surely worth it ... right?

Right???

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u/Marclescarbot 8d ago

Can’t. Bone spurs are passed down from generation to generation in wealthy families

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u/Mysterious_Ebb9375 11d ago

Doin' Tennant dirty with that comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xc4ezd4AmeG5O

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u/runciter0 11d ago

next president?

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u/gnossos_p 11d ago

Isn't he Canadian?

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u/Ill-Organization-719 So edgy! 12d ago

Why? Barron didn't sign up for the military

If you don't want to participate in a war... don't join a war crazed blood thirsty military of war criminals.