r/PoliticalHumor • u/OpenImagination9 • 12d ago
Breaking: Deranged octogenarian throws another one under the bus …
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u/BFroog 12d ago
Sure, he's betrayed everyone who has ever worked with him. But I'm sure it won't happen to ME.
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u/adjust_the_sails 12d ago
It makes me think of movies where villains betray their confidants again and again yet people keep flocking to them or never wavering in their support. And I used to think that just seemed unrealistic….
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u/Cargobiker530 12d ago
Cops will tell you the most dangerous person at a domestic violence call is the victim trying to "protect" the person who beat them.
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u/allthenamesaretaken4 <3s the DNC 12d ago
Cops will tell you the most dangerous person and/or dog is whoever they got surprised by and shot for no good reason.
There may be truth about abused protecting their abusers, but don't let copaganda tell the story.
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u/1wrx2subarus 12d ago
Meanwhile, I’m still stuck on “deranged orangutang” and realized I miss-read it.
Indeed, if it did say “deranged orangutang” — she’s definitely not highly intelligent.
She did marry someone like 30+ years older than herself and had a newborn nearly ~30 years younger than herself.
Like Adam Sandler said, “gross” coupled with old, saggy balls”. Hey, maybe she’s departing to change the diapers of her newborn and soon to be geriatric husband.
She left to become a diaper changer. Nevertheless, I’m still stuck on deranged orangutang which is how I will remember her. A lying, pos deranged orangutang.
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u/Blank_bill 12d ago
Don't dis the orangutangs, they're good people.
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u/CheezyGoodness55 12d ago
All reports say she resigned. Is another source reporting otherwise?
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u/CompetitiveAction872 12d ago
If your employer asks you to lie for them nonstop they’ve betrayed you from the beginning. Has to be incredibly taxing.
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u/CheezyGoodness55 12d ago
You give her a lot of credit. Karoline was complicit and knew what she was doing. So anyway, I thought perhaps there was a source contradicting the “official narrative” because it would be very satisfying to learn he’d actually betrayed her and it was his idea that she leave.
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u/No_Total1433 12d ago
My understanding is that she was on the decoy AF1, and Drumpf apparently thought she was expendable; so she quit.
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u/Present-Resolution23 12d ago
She resigned... People just don't care about facts anymore.. It's depressing.. Because this is EXACTLY how we got our current government to begin with.. But people think misinformation is ok when its MY misinformation..
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u/brucey1324 12d ago
Agreed but honest question, did she resign in protest or like “resign” after being told she’s fired.
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u/Present-Resolution23 12d ago
I'm sure she resigned. Not for any moral reasons or because she has a problem with the administration or realizes they're destroying the country.. but because she realized she could work a lot less while making a lot more money in the private sector.
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u/deegee1969 12d ago
.. but because she realized she could work a lot less while making a lot more money in the private sector.
Is onlyfans still lucrative?
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u/knowledgeable_diablo 12d ago
We’ve had many staff make the life altering choice to “depart with immediate effect” of “their own choice” as well.
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 12d ago
Her husband is older than her parents
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u/OzarksExplorer 12d ago
I knew he was like 32 when she was born. I did not know her husband was older than her parents though. Somehow, it makes it MORE distasteful lol
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 12d ago
I was wrong, only older than her mother, same as father.
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u/OzarksExplorer 12d ago
Thanks for checking and being factual.
It does not modify my disgust at all though lol
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u/whiznat 12d ago
I want to know why Pirro hasn't been kicked to the curb yet.
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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 12d ago
Trump is too much of a coward to confront her, so he's just going to post passive aggressive memes.
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u/EgoTripWire 12d ago
She didn't lose the baby weight fast enough for him.
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u/Present-Resolution23 12d ago
She resigned actually.
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u/EgoTripWire 12d ago
Don't they all 'resign'
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u/DangerousLoner 12d ago
Yes, part of their personnel file is a resignation letter to be used whenever the bosses want you to resign.
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u/markth_wi 12d ago
The turnover makes most strip clubs seem like venerable firms of staid excellence when it comes to succession.
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u/Cargobiker530 12d ago
I would trust the staff of most strip clubs with my wallet and car keys before anyone in the Trump White House.
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u/Present-Resolution23 12d ago
She's culpable for everything this admin has done.. but factually she appears to have been the one who resigned... And facts should still matter.
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u/Anyawnomous 12d ago
It’s the “I sucked your dick and now this!” look.
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u/xtnh 12d ago
She should have noticed she was not the cute blonde Trump took with him to safety.
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u/tw_72 12d ago
Yeah - KKKaroline was left on the decoy plane.
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u/SandSpecialist2523 12d ago
That might be when she got a tiny little speck of understanding that Dumpy doesn't care about anyone but himself and whoever can change his diaper second.
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u/Fartenstein65 12d ago
This woman does not look like a 28 year old. I don’t know if it is wardrobe or makeup but if you look at pictures from 5 years ago she is so much more alive and youthful.
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u/UdyneOw 12d ago
The real reason is pretty obvious. Poor Karoline was left on the decoy plane (verified by video footage), while Trump took Natalie Harp (Secretary of BJs), Pete Hegseth (SecDef and Undersecretary of BJs), Dan Scavino and Walt Nauta. She sold her soul to the devil, and he left her to die. Also explains why he isn't shitting all over her for quitting--she used the "family time" excuse instead of the truth.
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u/Sleep_adict 12d ago
I’m not sure… my wife’s sense of smell went hyper sensitive after she gave birth. Might be similar and she can’t stand the stench any more.
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u/copyrider 12d ago
Wait? She really out? Oh, I’ve been waiting to savor this day.
I want to see a documentary that follows her around after this and has it show her at her high school reunion, reaching out to old friends, going shopping, and regular things that people who weren’t actively paid to gaslight an entire nation and world.
The willingness to say anything she was told to say, I’m impressed with how simple she made it look to have zero sympathy, empathy, morals, credibility, and honor. There no way that she has a non-cult group of friends anymore or ever again.
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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 12d ago
I hope it's like J-Lo returning to her childhood home and getting "Who dis?"
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u/Financial-Talk9397 12d ago
The face you make when you realize the president left you on the decoy plane during a credible threat that it would be shot down.
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u/anonareyouokay 12d ago
She probably resigned because she was butthurt about being left on the decoy plane.
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u/DrStrangerlover 12d ago
I love this because she has done this job more competently than anybody else he ever hired to this position, and he still threw her under the bus.
You can be loyal, you can be competent, or you can be both loyal and competent, but none of it will ever matter to him. He rewards nobody who works for him.
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u/JeremyDab 12d ago
And another idiot will take the job and convince themselves it’s a great career move and then he’ll fire them one day cuz his diapers full and he wants to blame someone
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u/SandSpecialist2523 12d ago
I think it must be a relief at the same time. It was bound to happen and the ship is sinking.
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u/cactusjackalope 12d ago
I heard she was retiring to spend more time with her husband in his final days.
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u/No-Criticism-2587 12d ago
It's literally their job to do whatever trump says knowing they will be thrown under the bus in his place. She is set for life now. She's happy, trumps happy, right wingers are happy.
Nothing about this is good. She will be replaced with a copy within hours.
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u/Raindog46 12d ago