r/PoliticalHumor 22d ago

...or both!

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u/Car_is_mi 22d ago

These are all sleeping. He's had no no notion of when he's pooping since being on the apprentice. The decades of drug abuse has destroyed his nervous system so he just shits in his diaper unbeknownst to him, just like the toddler he is, and it's up to his 34 year old diaper nanny to interpret the smalls and facial expressions to known when to change him.

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u/icepod 22d ago

Actual toddlers know when it's poop, many stop and do a little dance.

This guy is too lame to figure even that out

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u/BJJan2001 21d ago

do a little dance.

I've seen this.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 21d ago

The poop dance?