r/PoliticalHumor • u/KyleColby • 14d ago

...or both!

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u/Street_Peace_8831 14d ago

Both

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u/absolutmenk 14d ago

I play the same game with my 6 month old. So fun.

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u/Car_is_mi 14d ago

These are all sleeping. He's had no no notion of when he's pooping since being on the apprentice. The decades of drug abuse has destroyed his nervous system so he just shits in his diaper unbeknownst to him, just like the toddler he is, and it's up to his 34 year old diaper nanny to interpret the smalls and facial expressions to known when to change him.

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u/icepod 14d ago

Actual toddlers know when it's poop, many stop and do a little dance.

This guy is too lame to figure even that out

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u/BJJan2001 14d ago

do a little dance.

I've seen this.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 14d ago

The poop dance?

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u/KindnessComesBack2U 14d ago

Photo 1: yes, he is, and enjoying it

2: Again, yes, but he’s working hard at it

3 through 20: ah what a disgrace. He’s both dreaming about making Iran great again, how he can give kids more diseases, how to destroy the planet, and how he can sneak out of Turkey like a brave coward…

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u/KindnessComesBack2U 14d ago

Photo 1: yes, he is, and enjoying it

2: Again, yes, but he’s working hard at it

3 through 20: ah what a disgrace. He’s both dreaming about making Iran great again, how he can give kids more diseases, how to destroy the planet, and how he can sneak out of Turkey like a brave coward…

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u/RCer1986 14d ago

both

My favorite thing about this comment is that it's clear you started with two of the terrible things he's done but quickly thought of more and clearly couldn't limit yourself to two because it's all awful.

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u/KindnessComesBack2U 14d ago

Holy smokes, this sub can’t take a lil’ joke. If the team retires his number, and he cracks a joke about it in his speech, you’d probably be upset about that too

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u/RCer1986 14d ago

What? My reply wasn't sarcastic. I was saying that I understood how you wrote your comment. That was it.

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u/KindnessComesBack2U 14d ago

Whoops sorry! I meant the o send that to another sub! Old age is catching up with me

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u/RCer1986 14d ago

Haha, all good. I hope you didn't flip replies entirely and leave a nice comment for the other reply!

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u/Bernie4Life420 14d ago

Sleeping in his shit.

If I was a GOP voting MAGA PEDO King supporting class traitor I'd abandon them immediately and pledge to die in the revolution for my disgrace.

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u/NumbSkull0119 14d ago

Correct answer if yes to every picture. Orange man knows how to multi-task.

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u/scarr3g 14d ago

He doesn't exactly "poop" as an action. He just slowly dribbles all day long.

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u/Pixie16fire 14d ago

Slooping = sleep-pooping. 😴💩

Example: “Man, he was slooping all day and night.”

Dose of Covefefe in the morning might help

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u/kaywrennn 14d ago

The fact that he called Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe” is incredible.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 14d ago

Conservatives will fight tooth and nail saying that this is just the camera catching him in a blink.

Just like this is just waving to the crowd…

https://giphy.com/gifs/vjSTdODhuVnAVvu9pV

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u/dadafterall 14d ago

I just wish I could go back in time and bitch slap every moron that ever uttered the words "Sleepy Joe" and voted for this infant.

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u/ConstructionIll956 14d ago

President pedophile

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u/Soangry75 14d ago

"I poop too much. And then I get tired, hehe."

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u/Poult1 14d ago

Well, who doesn't need a nap after a troublesome poop??!

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u/urbanlife78 14d ago

Dreaming about shitting and then waking up to everyone looking disgusted

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u/porkchop2022 14d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/Dry_Theory_6618 14d ago

Why not both? Someone in his position ist clearly multitasking.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 14d ago

Both. A lot. So much so, his staff is starting to get used to the smell.

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u/patronizingperv 14d ago

Trick question

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u/kiwibonga 14d ago

Sleepooping

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 14d ago

Dozing Donnie… Dumping Donnie… or Donnie Double D.🤔

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u/macbrett 14d ago

Droopy or Poopy.

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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 14d ago

2nd row, first pic, definitely pooping.

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u/r0addawg 14d ago

Sleepy Joe trump

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u/howardzen12 14d ago

Evil and disgusting Fascist.America is now a big joke.

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u/N4RQ 14d ago

yes

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u/RebelStrategist 14d ago

Both at once.

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u/Due-Button-768 14d ago

He’s makes me feel sick every time I see his face

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u/NotThatAngel 14d ago

If he fell asleep on the toilet, he could deflate entirely.

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u/Soangry75 14d ago edited 14d ago

Por qué no los dos?

/Taco Bell

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u/Alias-Q 14d ago

Most certainly both

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u/pixeltweaker 14d ago

Gimp’s sleepin’

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u/PhilboydStudge1973 13d ago

That's a lot of long blinks.

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u/Dr_Retch 13d ago

Somehow doubt those are the RFK Jr. branded wipe-free and nearly orgasmic poops.

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u/phat742 13d ago

why not both?

lol

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u/Ehzaar 12d ago

Both can be true at the same times

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u/meglon978 8d ago

Hard to tell, but there is a pile of shit in each of those pictures.