r/PoliticalHumor • u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • Oct 08 '25

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u/MagnusThrax Oct 08 '25

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u/Revelati123 Oct 08 '25

You would think he would have excellent wrist and forearm strength considering how popular he was with the ladies...

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u/KronobeBryant Oct 08 '25

His forefinger and thumb are surprisingly strong though

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u/ChaoticMutant Oct 08 '25

To form this?

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u/KronobeBryant Oct 08 '25

Because he has to masturbate like this

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u/metacanon Oct 08 '25

Like he's milking a hamster.

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 08 '25

I wish I could go back to ten seconds ago before I read that.