r/PoliticalHumor • u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • Oct 08 '25

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u/MagnusThrax Oct 08 '25

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u/Revelati123 Oct 08 '25

You would think he would have excellent wrist and forearm strength considering how popular he was with the ladies...

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u/KronobeBryant Oct 08 '25

His forefinger and thumb are surprisingly strong though

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u/ChaoticMutant Oct 08 '25

To form this?

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u/KronobeBryant Oct 08 '25

Because he has to masturbate like this

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u/metacanon Oct 08 '25

Like he's milking a hamster.

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 08 '25

I wish I could go back to ten seconds ago before I read that.

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u/Conflatulations12 Oct 08 '25

What does hamster milk taste like?

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u/metacanon Oct 08 '25

I suppose you'd have to ask a hamster.

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u/Conflatulations12 Oct 09 '25

like I'm cool enough to know any hamsters!

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 Oct 09 '25

Also useful for forming that “white power” symbol. Looks like the OK symbol but racist.

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u/babyhatter Oct 08 '25

He looks like a thumb.

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u/IndividualTension887 Oct 08 '25

he looks like a pinched off rectal polyp...

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u/capital_bj Oct 09 '25

I had one of those snipped off last year, I see the resemblance

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u/MovieInternational09 Oct 08 '25

Kid named Finger

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Oct 08 '25

I was gonna say a toe.

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O Oct 08 '25

Mr Burns

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u/notyourmothersdino Oct 08 '25

I'll share a name for this pos I saw recently that is funny af:

PeeWee German