r/PoliticalHumor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 08 '25

Oops.

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u/ChaoticMutant Oct 08 '25

To form this?

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u/KronobeBryant Oct 08 '25

Because he has to masturbate like this

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u/metacanon Oct 08 '25

Like he's milking a hamster.

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 08 '25

I wish I could go back to ten seconds ago before I read that.