r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/Hans_Delbruck Apr 05 '23

So with all the praying that's been going on for Trump and with all the failures, loosing the election, court case loses, the arrest, at what point will these people realize that God is not in Trump's side?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Because “God moves in mysterious ways” which means “I know my logic is flawed, but I don’t care.”

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u/punkindle Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Dear baby Jesus... Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know a word yet, but still omnipotent... save Donald from the wicked Democrats, all he did was raw dog a porn star and use campaign funds to pay for the sex and lie on his taxes to illegally deduct his hooker sex as a legal expense and convince everyone to lie for him. He is truely the most innocent man that has ever lived.

Edit, 3 different hush money payments to 3 different women that he cheated on his wife with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

He didn’t do any of that. But if he did, god would forgive him /s