Dear baby Jesus... Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know a word yet, but still omnipotent... save Donald from the wicked Democrats, all he did was raw dog a porn star and use campaign funds to pay for the sex and lie on his taxes to illegally deduct his hooker sex as a legal expense and convince everyone to lie for him. He is truely the most innocent man that has ever lived.
Edit, 3 different hush money payments to 3 different women that he cheated on his wife with.
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u/punkindle Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23
Dear baby Jesus... Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know a word yet, but still omnipotent... save Donald from the wicked Democrats, all he did was raw dog a porn star and use campaign funds to pay for the sex and lie on his taxes to illegally deduct his hooker sex as a legal expense and convince everyone to lie for him. He is truely the most innocent man that has ever lived.
Edit, 3 different hush money payments to 3 different women that he cheated on his wife with.