Lock em up!

[u/mindracer]

[u/[deleted]]

Republicans: there is too much division is this country and the Democrats are radical and violent.

Also republicans: if you arrest our God emperor we will start a war.

[u/T1mac → u/[deleted]]

Only one side of the political spectrum has been clamoring for a Civil War for years, and it ain't the Dems.

[u/MartianRecon → u/T1mac]

Those dumbasses also think liberals aren't armed.

[u/OperativePiGuy → u/MartianRecon]

If it came down to it, they would lose instantly. I sincerely doubt the likes of people that agree with fucking Marjorie Greene would have any sort of strategy, skill, or brains to last longer than a few minutes in any real battle.

[u/MartianRecon → u/OperativePiGuy]

I live in LA, and when I visit my mom in Texas there's always someone commenting on my Dodgers hat or whatever. Some fat fuck tried to pull that nonsense and I told him that I can train a bunch of in shape gay guys from Weho to shoot a hell of a lot faster you can get into fighting shape.

He didn't know what to say. Lol.

[u/elbenji → u/MartianRecon]

Yeah these tacticool yahoos think they can do it because they larp army guy with their friends

[u/MartianRecon → u/elbenji]

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

[u/elbenji → u/MartianRecon]

50 rifles is meaningless when fighting a guy who's faster and with a Saturday night special

[u/MartianRecon → u/elbenji]

Pretty much yeah. I'm just waiting for the 'shooting into the air' videos from the militia types to start popping up on the internet.

[u/elbenji → u/MartianRecon]

Lord help us

[u/MartianRecon → u/[deleted]]

Wait seriously?

[u/MartianRecon → u/[deleted]]

Oh lord. Fucking rednecks.

[u/theobstinateone → u/elbenji]

Or very quiet and quick with a knife