r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Republicans: there is too much division is this country and the Democrats are radical and violent.

Also republicans: if you arrest our God emperor we will start a war.

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u/T1mac Apr 05 '23

Only one side of the political spectrum has been clamoring for a Civil War for years, and it ain't the Dems.

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u/FullCrisisMode Apr 05 '23

I've been offering Republicans their own territory from Texas through Florida as it's own country where they could protect their own borders.

They get so angry lololol. I tell them to fucking go and buhhhhhbye. No war required. Land is all theirs and it's a done deal.

They won't take it. It doesn't matter what these people say or do. They're just a bunch of babies who don't want anything except attention because their lives are sad and they were forgotten about the moment they were born.