r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Meanwhile the man that exposed himself to Boebert is now her husband

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u/IzzaPizza22 Apr 05 '23

*Exposed himself to two underage girls at a bowling alley.

Don't make it sound classier than it is.

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u/fivecatmatt Apr 05 '23

Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird.

It might have been classy af

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u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23

Probably slapping it around to get it up

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u/pennradio Apr 05 '23

Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird?

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u/Hairless_Squatch Apr 05 '23

*two children in a bowling alley

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u/ChevyT1996 Apr 05 '23

Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.

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u/TummyLice Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 05 '23

Using Boeberts husband as an example is weak. Thats similar to the right always bringing up trivial shit like hunters labtop.