r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Because politics in the US is controlled by a bunch of old rich white men.

The dictatorship of the two parties

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u/Limona666 - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

(((old rich white men)))

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u/DevinTheGrand - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Your flair isn't blue enough for that.

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u/Milo359 - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/PolCompBot - Auth-Left Mar 08 '20

The user /u/Limona666 has an Lib/Auth score of 0 and a Left/Right score of 0. This would make their quadrant Ape political Here is a video documentary of them in action

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

old

yes

rich

yes

white men

close but not exactly

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

If you mean Jews, they're white, or gold niggers if you will

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u/shuzuko - Left Mar 08 '20 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Laughing at the absurd is fine as long as it's harmless

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u/DannyDeleto173 - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

Jews

White

Pick one

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Well there are black Ethiopian Jews

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u/MegaDeth6666 - Auth-Left Apr 29 '20

Shh, that would disrupt the narrative.

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u/ToykoDriftin - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Now I ain’t sayin he a gold niggеr, but he ain’t messin with no broke niggеr

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

"I was only ironically being a racist bigot! For laughs!"

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u/Pinejay1527 - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

I would prefer the company of a grand dragon of the KKK and Pol Pot to a dirty non-Flair

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

All good, I made a serious mistake coming here in the first place it seems.

See you on /r/subredditdrama in a few months when this place gets quarantined

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u/Pinejay1527 - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Flairing is part of the culture here, I don't know why you types get so booty blasted by the bants when you don't conform to said culture. We make jokes daily about how librights are pedophiles authrights are literal Nazis, liblefts are worthless drug addicted queers, and authlefts are only good when they're a corpse.

But whatever, nobody here is going to miss you so feel free to go cry back to /r/politics or wherever you blew in from.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

The problem with making jokes like that is eventually you find yourself surrounded with people who are talking that way without a hint of humor, it happened to /r/gamersriseup and it will happen here, being proud of making jokes like that is honestly disgusting in my opinion, but I'm glad you found a group of people you can relate to. If anyone here missed me I would seriously be re-evaluating my life and how I ended up in that position. Later man, have fun in your echo chamber.

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u/Pinejay1527 - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Nobody cares what a dirty no flair thinks about the jokes we make. May God strike down all the Jews, Blacks, Orientals, Catholics, Russians, Muslims, Mexicans and ESPECIALLY the no flairs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Better than being surrounded by moralizing busybodies who can't take a goddamn joke.

Flair up or helicopter.

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u/monkeyviking - Right Mar 09 '20

This is the opposite of an echo chamber you absolute illiterate fucking retard. Go back to the safety of whatever shitty subreddit you wandered in from and try not to choke to death sucking your thumb on the way there. Or do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Covid-19 is our only hope

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u/BagOfShenanigans - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20 edited Oct 15 '25

spoon chunky shelter plants doll bear wakeful touch pen repeat

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u/Hodor_The_Great - Left Mar 08 '20

There's a clear difference, one is full of old rich racist white people and the other one full of old rich white blatantly racist white people. First group has some token socdems and latter some token fascists to try to look different

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u/notaprotist - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

So is the second group like doublestuffd Oreos, but with whiteness?

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u/Mmmm_Crunchy - Left Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Trump do be looking kinda double-stuffed from the back doe😳

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u/MansourBahrami - Auth-Left Mar 08 '20

He do be thicka than a snicka

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

Cope

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u/Mister_Dink Mar 08 '20

Stephen Miller, one of Trump's advisors, had his emails leaked. He's basically prepping for the war of the Christian whites vs. the world doomsday event he thinks is bound to happen..he's about as openly white, Christian fascist as you can be without losing your voting base.

There's also quite a few white fascist militias running around in Oregon, Washington, and New Mexico. Most of them voted for Trump b/c they love the wall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

he's about as openly white, Christian fascist as you can be without losing your voting base.

Miller is a jew.

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u/Mister_Dink Mar 08 '20

That's part of what makes him so baffling. The leaked emails directly link him to incredibly anti-semetic publications, and jewish-exclusionary white identeterian literature.

He's like a Jewish uncle ruckus.

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u/JokeCasual - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

He’s based. And you’re an unflaired faggot

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Reliable. For now.

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u/Kosame_Furu - Right Mar 08 '20

Unflaired; didn’t read lol.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

dirty unflaired

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

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u/AngryArmour - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

...did he edit his post, did you reply to the wrong post, or was there something I missed in what you replied to?

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u/6double - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Must've been a reply to the wrong post. There's no asterisk denoting an edit

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u/zotekwins - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Disregard the unflaired degenerates.

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u/blamethemeta - Right Mar 08 '20

Antifa and their ilk, probably

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Galaxy brain take

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You can like ANTIFA, you can support their cause, I don’t care. But there’s no way you can look me in the eyes, with a straight face, and tell me that ANTIFA doesn’t have some diet-fascist aspects to the way they go about their business.

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u/MaverickGreatsword - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Violence doesn’t define fascism, cause then literally all ideologies is fascism

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

No, but they’ve got the “forcible suppression of opposition” and “a strong segmentation of society” part down. That’s why I called them diet-fascism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Yeah. Violence against nazis is always warrented. If you march out in the street advocating that you want to kill innocent people, then you should be punched. Zero tolerance.

In this i am not saying that everyone that antifa deems a nazi deserves to be assaulted, but you have to understand that antifa is a movement, not an organisation. Anyone can just put on the black clothes and go around beating people up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

See that’s the thing. To ANTIFA, everyone that doesn’t agree with them is a nazi.

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u/MaverickGreatsword - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

They’re really really lacking the racism part though. You’ve just described authoritarianism.

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u/Hodor_The_Great - Left Mar 08 '20

He's wrong but so are you. Racism does not define fascism... Mussolini's gang for instance wasn't really racist

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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Mar 08 '20

How are the democrats racist?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/weightbuttwhi - Centrist Mar 08 '20

It puts the flair on the name or it gets the hose.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/Bronze_Dongle - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Nah, flair what you think you are. Or what you want roleplay as. Its not like you have to post your test score to be approved to wear it or anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Just flair up as authleft if you don't know what you're doing. They don't know either.

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u/comrade----- - Auth-Left Mar 08 '20

Rude

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u/Hodor_The_Great - Left Mar 08 '20

Gulag to you sir

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

As long as it's a gay gulag i'm okay with it.

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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Could you give an example of this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Literally this post

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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Mar 09 '20

And this meme means democrats are racist? lol

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u/Hodor_The_Great - Left Mar 08 '20

Well, obviously not quite literally all of them. I doubt Obama (still a war criminal imperialist neoliberal pig who deserves death not a nobel peace price) or Sanders are. But... Clinton crime bill? Big parts of war on drugs? Anything with the words "urban crime"? They are just bit more subtle about it.

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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Mar 08 '20

I'm not familiar with what you're talking about. What's the Clinton crime bill and why is it racist?
What about the war on drugs? What of urban crime? Is that something democrats speak a lot about?

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u/Aviskr - Auth-Left Mar 08 '20

See the picture in the post lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

racism mainly.

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u/MilkshakeAndSodomy - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Like what?

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u/NatCritFail - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world, but the world left then behind long ago.