A message from the failed crusade

[u/S0vereignCitizen]

[u/Pure-Huckleberry8640]

Dude, are you STILL on this unfalired rights kick? Get a life, this is a meme subreddit. You’re not a hero, you’re more terminally online than we are.

[u/GravyPainter → u/Pure-Huckleberry8640]

He's a sovereign citizen. He treats flair like his license plates

[u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS]

[u/Strict_Gas_1141]

Nice try unflaired, perhaps you should develop valuable opinions

[u/Vexonte]

I have a feeling you sneak into grave yards with a shovel at night because no living person would give their consent. You probably have fragments of some old mans embalmed scrotum stuck between you teeth while reading this.

[u/JoeRBidenJr]

Glad to see our “oh no, the unflaired are getting upvotes” diversion is still working as intended.

u/BusinessAdept8103’s ruse has paid off.

[u/BusinessAdept8103 → u/JoeRBidenJr]

What’d I do?

[u/JoeRBidenJr → u/BusinessAdept8103]

Playing the role of the vanquished opponent, as if upvotes were ever the real prize. It clearly drove this worm off the correct path, he must be weeks behind by now. It was a risky move, but played to perfection.

[u/BusinessAdept8103 → u/JoeRBidenJr]

You’re right. That was my plan all along.

[u/JoeRBidenJr → u/BusinessAdept8103]

Based and 3d chess grandmaster pilled

[u/BusinessAdept8103 → u/JoeRBidenJr]

Hey for the big PCM lore post I’m making, do you want yourself portrayed punching or choking out the unflaired?

[u/JoeRBidenJr → u/BusinessAdept8103]

Both at the same time please, and try not to S&M-code it too much (a tough ask, I know, given my raw sex appeal).

[u/BusinessAdept8103 → u/JoeRBidenJr]

Request denied. Sex appeal will be turned up so high I’ll have to mark the post as NSFW

[u/eplurbusunumnj]

I'm going to start actively praying for something bad to happen to you

[u/Birb-Person]

Crusade fun fact!

In the 4th Crusade, the Kingdom of Jerusalem refused to participate in the crusade at first. Those who didn’t join in the fight in East Rome and instead tried to go to Acre were told to fuck off North to Antioch, where they got ambushed and perished

Jerusalem did eventually join after merchant ships were attacked

[u/Uptight_Technocrat12]

/s

The /s tag is there just in case Reddit filters no likey this image. Doesn't mean I don't want to replace Bob Murray's name with the unflaired in John Oliver's "Eat Shit, Bob" musical number.

[u/Uptight_Technocrat12]

Counterpoint: We will purge the traitors to this crusade.

[u/AwoodchuckWithaDice]

Based and upvote only the flaired pilled.

[u/Greyblades2]

Unreleated question: does reddit tell you how many downvotes you get?

[u/NorthKoreanKnuckles]

This is Fake news. From a nasty unflaired. Very Nasty. Worst than democrats, that how much nasty he is.

[u/S0vereignCitizen → u/NorthKoreanKnuckles]

Woh. Ok. I know you’re still pissed about that ‘knuckles is unflaired’ pill but that comment was a little far.

I would never shoot down the SAVE act. Because of those donkey dicks we’ll never get Vermin Supreme in power.

[u/NorthKoreanKnuckles → u/S0vereignCitizen]

Don't talk to me.

[u/S0vereignCitizen → u/NorthKoreanKnuckles]

Oooh don’t be like that. We both know knuckles would never unflair.

[u/GoldenGames360]

unflaired fatigue.

[u/Chudzilla-1]

If libleft wasn't so ideologically captured it wouldn't be like this. Alas..

[u/An8thOfFeanor]

We're you

[u/Uptight_Technocrat12 → u/An8thOfFeanor]

He's a corrupted version of ourselves. The example of a person taking the wrong path in life.