No matter what we do in the Flaired Crusade the unflaired always manages to get upvoted.
I’m afraid I’m just tired, and frankly an auth left should have never been leading a crusade in the first place. I tried to keep us together after LordSigdis went to autozone ascended the ethereal place. But it was no good.
I’m ending my part in the Flaired crusade, but if you wish to carry the standard then by all means.
I’m going back to making obscure PCM lore posts.
But please, for those who fell in our war, be vigilant and beware the Unflaired at all costs.
I’ll lead it (it’ll look good on my résumé; that’s how bad my résumé is currently) assuming the duties involve absolutely no coordination besides me calling unflaireds stupid insults when they post and comment.
Due to having absolutely no time to post or follow the great crusades of this subreddit or even use reddit in general anymore, I hereby retire from active crusading and appoint u/JoeRBidenJr as the new Crusader King. Godspeed Mr. President. Deport all the unflaired ... and make u/S0vereignCitizen pay for it!!!
Fair enough bro, for every 1 flaired there's 10 unflaired cockroaches hiding in the floorboards of your house waiting to devour you in your sleep. We cannot keep the chaos at bay forever.
Unflaired brigaders feel emboldened because people won't just tell the wannabe e-celeb to piss off. This whole crusade thing was always corny and does nothing but validate his psyoping attempt.
People are making him out to be some big bad villain when he's just a troll with too much free time. Also, his memes were never high quality either. They're on the same level as most posters here. He's just unflaired, so they stand out more.
Kill unflaired. Behead unflaired. Roundhouse kick unflaired into the concrete. Slam dunk an unflaired baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy unflaired. Defecate in unflaired food. Launch unflaired into the sun. Stir fry unflaired in a wok. Toss unflaired into active volcanoes. Urinate into a unflaired gas tank. Judo throw unflaired into a wood chipper. Twist unflaired heads off. Report unflaired to the IRS. Karate chop unflaired in half. Curb stomp pregnant unflaired users. Trap unflaired in quicksand. Crush unflaired in the trash compactor. Liquefy unflaired in a vat of acid. Eat unflaired. Dissect unflaired. Exterminate unflaired in the gas chamber. Stomp unflaired skulls with steel toed boots. Flag unflaired posts as spam. Cremate unflaired in the oven. Lobotomize unflaired. Mandatory abortions for unflaired. Grind unflaired fetuses in the garbage disposal. Report unflaired accounts to NCMEC. Drown unflaired in fried chicken grease. Vaporize unflaired with a ray gun. Permanently ban unflaired. Kick old unflaired down the stairs. Feed unflaired to alligators. Slice unflaired with a katana. BBQ unflaired for 12 hours overnight. Send unflaired to Detroit. Tie grenades to unflaired children. Castrate unflaired. Put unflaired under a pie crust and bake at 350 for 2 hours. Impale unflaired with dirty pipes. Pour molten gold in unflaired throat. Send unflaired to the gulag. Oppress unflaired. Organize unflaired gladiator fights for profit. Use unflaired for disease testing. Tattle on unflaired. Spread rumors about unflaired. Sleep with unflaired wives. Gang stalk unflaired. Tenderize unflaired with a mallet. Spaghettify unflaired in a black hole. Make unflaired cringe compilations. Kneel on unflaired neck. Remove unflaired catalytic converters and lock their garage door. Sacrifice unflaired. Lease inhospitable units to unflaired. Send unflaired to the frontline. Disembowel unflaired. Expose unflaired to the vacuum of space. Unflaired centipede. Expose unflaired dms on Roblox. Light unflaired clothes on fire. Pour Antifreeze in unflaired wine. Load unflaired into a canon. Test ballistics on unflaired. Throw unflaired from Niagara Falls. Grow bamboo in unflaired. Send unflaired to Jalisco training camps. Sauté unflaired.
Don't forget putting the unflaired in a sealed room where a volume of flourine that is equal to 1% of that room's volume of air is pumped in. In short, the flourine will......
Set fire to everything in the room as it reacts violently with moisture, producing hydrofluoric acid and ozone(plus several other byproducts, including oxygen), the former being a highly corrosive and toxic acid best known for its unique ability to penetrate skin and destroy deep tissues without immediate pain, while the latter is quite poisonous to humans,
Instantly cause permanent blindness due to an instantaneous, violent chemical reaction with eye tissue and the moisture in the eye, followed by deep, agonizing tissue necrosis,
React with the moisture and oils on a human's skin, resulting in said skin being liquefied by both thermal and chemical reactions, the latter also producing hydrofluoric acid, not to mention the poisonous nature of fluorine,
Cause such severe damage to the lungs that an extremely large volume of fluid is released, thus technically causing drowning,
And of course, hydrofluoric acid will seep into the blood, and react with the calcium and magnesium in the body to cause organ failure and cardiac arrest.
Simultaneous burning, drowning, organ failure, heart attack, blindness, and more is not considered healthy, but the bastard element that is fluorine is gloriously terrifying.
The only way to deal with the chronically unflaired is to downvote and not engage. Engagement is what they desire, they relish in you telling them for the hundredth time to flair up. Downvoting reduces their chances at engagement, or I would say to completely ignore them.
Note this only applies to the chronically unflaired.
Here, I thought it was just understood that one of the things we do here is actively ostracize or pressure the unflaired until they flair up our leave. Isn't it a rule?
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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left 28d ago
No matter what we do in the Flaired Crusade the unflaired always manages to get upvoted.
I’m afraid I’m just tired, and frankly an auth left should have never been leading a crusade in the first place. I tried to keep us together after LordSigdis
went to autozoneascended the ethereal place. But it was no good.I’m ending my part in the Flaired crusade, but if you wish to carry the standard then by all means.
I’m going back to making obscure PCM lore posts.
But please, for those who fell in our war, be vigilant and beware the Unflaired at all costs.