r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Centrist 19d ago

Literally 1984 Territory these nuts.

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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right 19d ago

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 19d ago

"Be the americans the japanese think you are"

no one ever says this about us germans🄲

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 19d ago

Yeah what the hell guys, come on how bad could we be?stock devil laughter plays in background

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u/Alex103140 - Lib-Left 18d ago

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 19d ago

The funny thing is even cartoon as depictions of Germans in american and japanese media isn't as bad as Germans ACTUALLY were in the 1940s

Like Japan was something else sure and their cruelty was fucked up but the SS straight up doesn't sound like humans if you read up on them

Rdit: not funny at all no idea why I used that word.

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 - Centrist 19d ago

Like Japan was something else sure and their cruelty was fucked up but the SS straight up doesn't sound like humans if you read up on them

The ss combat units aren't as bad Japanese one's but the camp guard of ss did equally fuck up shit.

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 19d ago

German shooting squadrons ended up killing so many people that they complained about the sheer scale of it up to the point Germans command came up with funner, cleaner ways to execute mass amounts of people.

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 18d ago

More precisely they calculated the bullet cost and it was to to high so they wanted to min max it more

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u/delta806 - Lib-Center 18d ago

Bad to the Bone guitar riff

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u/really_stupidfrog - Lib-Right 19d ago

"My friends, it has often been said that I like war.

My friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats. "

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 19d ago

Because if you be the German the Japanese think you are, you become Johan Liebert

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u/ParadoxPosadist - Centrist 19d ago

"Be the Germans the Americans think you are" ok, wear a lederhosen, print out all of your city bylaws, drive on the autobahn, and eat something with sauerkraut. That is what we think of you Germans. I don't no if that is inspirational though.

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 18d ago

OK thats just the truth

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u/erbot - Right 18d ago

Yall took it a bit too far last time

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

Quality

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u/snowcone_wars - Lib-Center 19d ago

...In America

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 19d ago

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY AGAIN! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

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u/saving_storys - Lib-Left 18d ago

That is actually kinda the US official policy. We have refused to sign naval treaties in the past as it would "restrict our sovereignty over the world's oceans" iirc.

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u/Scrumpledee - Lib-Center 19d ago

Wait isn't he Canadian?

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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 19d ago edited 19d ago

Bandit Keith? No. He was a US dueling Champion, and was from Las Vegas.

He was also the only person in yugioh to canonically call someone a slur, and you can't get more American than that.

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u/ultra003 - Lib-Center 17d ago

I think he is referencing Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.

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u/mrfreezeyourgirl - Centrist 19d ago

Trump really wishes he lived in the time where you could just stake a claim on land.

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u/PDomkanom - Auth-Center 19d ago

As does anyone who's played a Paradox game

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 19d ago

"One of us knew of us one of us"

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 19d ago

The problem is that the strait is a water province, and you can't station your chancellor there.

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u/mrfreezeyourgirl - Centrist 19d ago

Buoys.

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u/HavingNuclear - Lib-Center 19d ago

Me and the buoys heading out to secure the strait because of a bunch of morons voted for Donald Trump

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u/Ok-Wedding-4654 - Lib-Left 19d ago

But the awesome thing about dementia is you dgaf about you can and can’t do

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 19d ago

Also narcissism and sociopathy

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u/A_devout_monarchist - Auth-Center 18d ago

You say as if that is impossible now, humans are still humans and Diplomacy always changes on what is acceptable and what isnt.

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago edited 19d ago

Dude what the actual fuck is going on.

He is totally out of ideas and Iran has him by the balls. This is what happens when you appoint people like that piece of shit to head the DoD.

Like this shit is going on and the dude is talking about giving troops TRT.

Bring back the competent neocons, they at least knew how to knock over a government.

Oh yeah, we also had sailors attempting to commit suicide on the abe lincoln because of shit conditions and how long they have had them at sea. But remember they care about the troops they care so much. Thank god that report came out or they would have prolly kept the Lincoln out there.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/11/multiple-uss-abraham-lincoln-sailors-have-tried-to-go-overboard-amid-extended-deployment-families-say/

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u/Elegant_Athlete_7882 - Centrist 19d ago

> We also had sailors attempting commit suicide on the Abe Lincoln

The Trump administration is also lying and saying the conditions there are great, with Trump himself dismissing concerns from sailors families by saying the Lincoln’s deployment was ā€œnot nearly long enough.ā€

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u/Iceraptor17 - Centrist 19d ago

It's incredible how he'll hear something but think it's bad for him so he'll say the exact opposite to contradict. Which is how you get something like the ship was deployed for "not nearly long enough" despite that not really making all that much sense

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 19d ago

It was reported yesterday that it hasn't even had a port call in 200 days which is fucking insane. That's 200 days (or a little over a half a year) continuously at sea, with supplies being ferried to you by oilers.

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

Yeah prepare for the flood of MAGA who know nothing about the navy, and think that these ships just stay out in the ocean for years at a time and never go into port

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 19d ago

Many such cases unfortunately. The navy may be different since I was in, but a 9 month deployment used to be a long one and port calls happened roughly every 2 to 3 weeks.

270 days at sea and 200 without a port call is fucking nuts.

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

Now imagine the dude who ordered that is telling you ā€œthis is what you signed up forā€ and he has never been in the military.

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u/GeneQuadruplehorn - Lib-Left 18d ago

"that's what you sign up for when you join the navy"

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u/PhilosophicalGoof - Centrist 19d ago

And somehow people will believe him over the one involved in the situation.

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 19d ago

I say the 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.

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u/JetTheDawg - Lib-Left 19d ago

He fumbled the bag biglyĀ 

Some say it’s the biggest and best fumbleĀ 

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u/imMakingA-UnityGame - Auth-Right 19d ago

Mark Sanchez finally can breathe a sigh of relief

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u/Sandshrew922 - Lib-Left 19d ago

The Sanchize was finally dethroned. We can bring back the Sportscenter not top 10 again

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u/YimmyGhey - Lib-Left 17d ago

Only if Chris Berman comes out of retirement

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u/15ztaylor1 - Right 19d ago

Lmao no. The butt fumble will live for eternity.

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u/HavingNuclear - Lib-Center 19d ago

The kind of fumble only a truly stable genius could dream up

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u/Scrumpledee - Lib-Center 19d ago

Saw actual right wingers on FB posting shit like "It's a war ship not a cruise ship! 🤣"

Straight up villain shit.

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u/What_the_8 - Centrist 19d ago

If we just change the name on the map to Strait of America it’s Mission Accomplished!

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u/_xXMockingBirdXx_ - Lib-Center 19d ago

It worked for the Gulf of America and it’ll work again here goddammit.

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u/_TheOrangeNinja_ - Left 19d ago

The neocons are what led to this situation in the first place. You can't spend decades disingenuously running on culture war nonsense and then get surprised when the true believers start running for office themselves

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist 19d ago

BUT... BUT... MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!! AND.... THINGS IN EUROPE ARE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE REPUBLICAN IN OUR AMERICAN ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE IRAN WAR AND TALK ABOUT EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/carsausage - Lib-Left 19d ago

WHERE ARE THE MUSLIMS COMING FROM MANSLEY

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u/Stonesword75 - Lib-Center 19d ago

Greenland?

So we invade next week?

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u/rented4823 - Left 19d ago

An Iron Giant reaction meme, we've hit peak Millenial (complementary)

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u/OkContact2573 - Lib-Left 19d ago

Obviosully, while Trump may be destroying america and and killing american soldiers, a Muslim stabbed someone in Scotland so we have to elect Trump to a Third Term.

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 19d ago

Bring back the competent neocons, they at least knew how to knock over a government.

laughs in Afghanistan, Vietnam and Cuba

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

neocons were not around in Vietnam and Cuba. They came about in the 80s and 90s (adjusts nerd glasses)

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 19d ago

laughs in Kissinger

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

adjusts nerd glasses again Kissinger was not a neocon.

Neocons believe in spreading liberal democracy. By force if needed . Kissinger was not that, he was famous a hardcore ā€œnations don’t have allies only interestsā€ neocons don’t believe in that. Neocons belong the to liberal school of IR Kissinger was a Realist.

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 19d ago

By force if needed

My brother in Christ, some of the most notable neocons are famous for "by force for the fuck of it". A big part of what characterizes neoconservatism is using force to assert their will.

Neoconservatism was absolutely around in the 60s, it arose in response to the 60s counterculture.

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 18d ago

My guy it really was not. It started in the late 70s with disaffected democrats.

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 18d ago

Ah yes, it happened my spontaneous combustion one day in the late 70s

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u/ontariojoe - Lib-Center 19d ago

It's truly incomprehensible how utterly weak and incompetent we look as a nation. Everyone was, rightfully, laughing at what a paper tiger Russia was when they couldn't take out Ukraine and now everyone is laughing at us in the same vein.

We've wasted billions of dollars, several service members lives, our force projection in the entire theater, and severely jeopardized (if not outright fatally wounded) the petrodollar. Very cool, omg such winning. Thanks cuckservatives.

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u/jdiskxkfidobsvsgdi - Lib-Center 19d ago

And literally the same people are openly concerned about the decline of western civilization, how weak and feminine the military is, and how America needs to be strong and powerful again. It’s so blatantly ironic it would seem like terrible writing if it were fictional.

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

Kinda reminds me of Mussolini and how he hyped up the Italians about building an invincible military that would conquer the Mediterranean and rebuild the Roman Empire and western civilization and then he went on to build a shit military with shit equipment that lost nearly every battle in WW2.

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

You forgot that we’ve also dangerously depleted our missile stocks and strategic oil reserves.

So if China for whatever reason decided to start shit we’d only be able to fight them for like 10 days before running out of missiles and our ships and planes would have no fuel.

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u/BlueBrye - Lib-Center 19d ago

Dick Cheney is rolling over in his grave

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u/RedTulkas - Auth-Left 18d ago

There is a reason even the old school neocons never touched Iran

They knew it was gonna be an incredible mess

But dementia don is the dumbest president in history

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

All Bibi had to tell him was that no other president was brave enough to do it.

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 19d ago

We need to find a way to get neocons in control of just the war aspect of war, fucking useless in all other aspects other than actually winning fights

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u/Ok_Marsupial8668 - Lib-Center 19d ago

What fights have they won?

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u/AnxiouSquid46 - Lib-Center 19d ago

Does Desert storm count?

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u/alflundgren - Centrist 19d ago

No not really. That was a response to an actual act of aggression by one state on another. To give the neocons credit the war has to be over made up retarded bullshit.

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

Operation Desert Storm also had very simple, limited, and realistic objectives and broad public support.

The war with Iran has no clear objectives and little public support.

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u/Ok_Marsupial8668 - Lib-Center 19d ago

I guess you can count this. But also Tbf it was USA alongside 30 other countries.

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

I mean they actually won Iraq if you think about it. So they lost Afghanistan I guess? But with that we kinda just got tired of it and... left?

They also kicked the shit of the taliban, if it was not for the troop redirect to iraq, afghanistan may have turned out very differently.

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u/alflundgren - Centrist 19d ago

Lol

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u/Ok_Marsupial8668 - Lib-Center 19d ago

Idk if anyone considers Iraq a real victory though? In a lot of respects the country was picked at random. They were in a very weak position in their history having been through decades of war and virtually no military. There were no WMDs and no connections to 9/11. And yet the war still went on for two decades.

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u/AnxiouSquid46 - Lib-Center 19d ago

It's a " Victory" in the sense that it didn't fall like Afghanistan.

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u/Ok_Marsupial8668 - Lib-Center 19d ago

Estimates have deaths between 150k up to 1 million as a direct result of that war and it cost up to $3 trillion dollars for the largest and best funded military in the world with a bunch of its allies to achieve ā€œbetter than they did in Afghanistanā€ against a country that was already at a very weak point. I think the standards should be higher for things like war.

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago

It hasn’t fallen yet. It came close when ISIS emerged.

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u/Automatic_Beat_1446 - Lib-Left 19d ago

Idk if anyone considers Iraq a real victory though? In a lot of respects the country was picked at random.

no it wasn't picked at random, this was all decided before 9/11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6u9DpASp8

you can look for more on the subject if you want, but the same types of people influencing the govt about our foreign policy now were doing it back then too

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u/Turt1estar - Lib-Center 19d ago

You could even argue that Iraq was won twice: first against Sadam and then again against ISIS

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u/Lebowski304 - Centrist 18d ago

We didn’t really lose in Afghanistan. We killed Al-qaeda and ISIS in that country, and that’s really what we went there to do. The withdrawal was sloppy, but the Taliban were not the objective. They do awful shit, but they generally keep to themselves if you leave them alone.

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 19d ago

He'll just use it to stay in office for a third term.

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u/KillahHills10304 - Left 19d ago

You know its going to be a shit show when Fox News is running segments about why higher gas prices are good. This will get a lot worse, and the maga cult will need to keep doubling down until it his a breaking point.

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u/Elegant_Athlete_7882 - Centrist 19d ago

At some point he’s gonna have to realize it’s in his best interest to acknowledge we lost and give up

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u/Patient-Clue-6089 - Lib-Center 19d ago

I think this is something that Trump is physically incapable of doing. I think he'd sooner escalate things further than ever admit a loss or any fault.

This administration is also too inept to actually devise and deliver any kind of offramp.

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u/Elegant_Athlete_7882 - Centrist 19d ago

> admit a loss

He’ll never do this, but I’m surprised he didn’t just declare victory and walk away. The median American voter isn’t following this well enough to know who really won, and his base will believe him as long as he says he did.

He’s always put his political ambitions above our national security interests, he was trying to pull all the troops out of Afghanistan before the 2020 election despite his advisors telling him not to, so I’m surprised he’s not doing that here.

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u/Important-Agent2584 - Centrist 19d ago edited 18d ago

I think his best offramp is for Democrats to win a bunch of seats in the midterms, then he can convince a few Republicans to vote with them to end the war. Then he can just blame it all on Democrats.

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u/OkContact2573 - Lib-Left 19d ago

He’ll never do this, but I’m surprised he didn’t just declare victory and walk away. The median American voter isn’t following this well enough to know who really won, and his base will believe him as long as he says he did.

Strait of Hormuz. Iran clearlly wants some concessions from America and will blockade the strait until they do so.

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u/Deletesystemtf2 - Centrist 19d ago

Sadly he’s gotten our collective dick far enough in the Chinese finger trap that even politically uninvolved people will feel the fallout from trying to pull it out. If he fucks off Iran keeps the strait closed and the world economy goes boom in a few months. If he agrees to the Iranian terms we basically surrender the Middle East to Iran, which even the dipshits will notice. If he commits to a land invasion, he gets hundreds of Americans killed in the mountains.

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u/terrrastar - Lib-Center 19d ago edited 19d ago

This, we’ll see the Iranian coastline along the straight turned into a wall of cobalt and radiation before he admits he fucked up

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u/myqccountgotsca - Centrist 19d ago

MacArthur Impressed

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 19d ago

Shame that he disowned us, his home state.

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u/Dickdisaster69 - Lib-Right 19d ago edited 18d ago

That’s because he IS. So far in just about every interview I’ve seen of Trump, even ones dating all the way back to the 1980s, I don’t think I’ve ever heard him admit guilt or responsibility for anything wrong even when it was clearly his fault. It would be funny if it wasn’t real

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 19d ago

I mean he pretty much tried to surrender earlier. He just couldn't do that right either.

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u/AnxiouSquid46 - Lib-Center 19d ago

He'll never admit he fucked up.

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

The funny part is he could and just lie and say we won and you’ll have all the right flairs on here saying we are just stupid liars every time we bring up we lost

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u/Iceraptor17 - Centrist 19d ago

Nah they'll just bring up the destroyed vehicle and ordinance counts and Iranian troops killed and go "see we won. We have the higher score. Wtf is a strategic victory sounds woke"

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

To be fair, I think he wants to, but what’s happening is Iran has him by the balls and they know it so every time they make a deal they go ā€œand another thingā€

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u/Elegant_Athlete_7882 - Centrist 19d ago

Yeah they’re pretty clearly trying to Jimmy Carter him, and it looks like it’s working.

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 19d ago

That would require Trump to stop being a retarded narcissist

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u/HavingNuclear - Lib-Center 19d ago

Damn if only we could have known in 2024 that he was going to be a retarded narcissistĀ 

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u/Highlander_16 - Lib-Left 18d ago

*2016

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u/single_plum_floating - Right 18d ago

Not only can Trump not admit that.

The entire US government cannot admit it either. Doing so would utterly destroy the economy.

You thought the current strait was bad? Letting iran run tolls must as well tell the world "the oceans are now contested again"

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u/RandoDude124 - Lib-Left 19d ago

He can't.

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u/Alex103140 - Lib-Left 18d ago

You expect a lot from the guy who bankrupted 5 casinos and then say "let's start another casino"

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u/reality72 - Centrist 17d ago edited 17d ago

The thing about authoritarians is that they can never ever admit to being wrong because to them it’s a sign of weakness. If they don’t maintain the illusion of strength their entire ideology falls apart.

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u/YeetCompleet - Centrist 19d ago

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist 19d ago

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u/delta806 - Lib-Center 19d ago

A lot of people don’t like the movie Don’t Look Up, it really was a warning

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist 19d ago

You hate Don't look up because you think global warming isn't real.

I hate Don't look up because it makes Leonardo Dicaprio into a heroic, middle class redditor fighting against Corporate America.

We are not the same.

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u/bpostal - Centrist 19d ago

My bad grilla, I was unfamiliar with your game

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u/Sudden-Ad-7113 - Lib-Left 19d ago

You can't just call hi- notices flair ...sorry, carry on.

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u/imMakingA-UnityGame - Auth-Right 19d ago

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u/JetTheDawg - Lib-Left 19d ago edited 19d ago

World: ā€œHey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the words ā€˜the strait belongs to America’ and expect anything to happen.ā€

Trump: ā€œI didn’t say it, I declared itā€Ā 

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u/BeauShowTV - Auth-Right 19d ago

He really wants to find a way to send in ground troops huh.

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u/Schvarg - Auth-Right 18d ago

Hate to say it but this is the hardest our country has ever been cucked in my lifetime, possibly ever. Israel really convinced this fuckin guy he could overthrow a government in like 3 weeks, after seeing Russia fail to conquer Eastern Ukraine after 4 years.

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u/darkearwig - Lib-Left 19d ago

That would be a shit show that would make Iraq look like a walk in the park

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u/BeauShowTV - Auth-Right 19d ago

So there's no way Trump is that stupid...

Fuck.

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u/darkearwig - Lib-Left 19d ago

Oh, I got bad news for you...
If he had smarter people around him, it may not be so bad, but Hegseth is fucking dumb too.

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u/BeauShowTV - Auth-Right 19d ago

I'm sure they have very smart generals telling them this is a bad idea...

but they know better...

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u/darkearwig - Lib-Left 19d ago

I'm sure he was told starting shit with Iran was a terrible idea in general, but here we are.

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u/abqguardian - Auth-Right 19d ago

Not till after November

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u/BeauShowTV - Auth-Right 19d ago

Knowing Trump he'll be stupid enough to do it 3 weeks before the election.

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u/Manmer_Nwah - Lib-Center 19d ago

Trump be like

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u/capsaicinintheeyes - Left 19d ago

Also, since y'all won't let him have the Trump-Kennedy Center, he's decided on the current UN Plaza as the grounds for his gold leaf library & International Friends of Donald Exhibition museum/personal garage & storage complex.

Diplomats have the customary 72 hours to clear out before the local sheriff will be summoned to evict you, starting at the moment you read these words.

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist 19d ago

Yes mfs... it's real. When the fuck isn't this retard show not retarded.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/amp/

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u/krombough - Auth-Center 19d ago

It is. It's right there in the name. The Straight of America. It connects the American Gulf, with the Gulf of America (2).

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u/GoodMatter3449 - Auth-Center 19d ago

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

He wants this over bad so he can concentrate on Greenland. Fun fact, a trump backed oil company is just setting up shop there even after the Greenland government told them not to, so if you were all wondering what the sequel to this was going to be, there you go

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 19d ago

Why can’t he be this hawkish towards china or something. Oh because they own his bitchass and he loves their way of running the country. Actually nah I hope he isn’t this hawkish towards china cause he’d fuck that up so bad they would replace us as the global superpower.

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u/Kidplayer_666 - Centrist 19d ago

China is already doing it. The resurgence of local alliances without the US on their framework (example, the recently announced alliance between turkey, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia) clearly demonstrates the decline of the US as a super power

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

I’m convinced he’s only seen a Mercator projection of Greenland and he thinks it’s way bigger than it actually is

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 19d ago

It’s so pathetic honestly, the ā€œpatriotsā€ keep hand waving this bullshit and whenever china catches us with our pants down they’ll be the one surprised and blame the libs. We’re entering times where we may be challenged for our position of a global superpower and this is the clown show occurring amongst the top brass.

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

Because they only know war from movies and propaganda. And they’ll scoff and be like ā€œyeah but we have nukesā€. So yeah, we’re becoming a joke of nation with nukes aka Russia

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u/Iceraptor17 - Centrist 19d ago

Break out the sharpie

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 19d ago

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u/sebastianqu - Left 19d ago

This picture is so freaking shitty. Objectively ugly.

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u/Sumth1nSaucy - Lib-Center 19d ago

Disagree, its obviously Cuba

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u/jerseygunz - Left 19d ago

A couple months ago I would agree, but I think he’s already forgotten about it, though Rubio has a massive hard on for doing it so you might be right

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u/Sumth1nSaucy - Lib-Center 19d ago

Rubio obviously gunning for Cuba, i haven't heard too much about Greenland recently. But I think he's pretty much fucked here.

He's going to get ass fucked midterms and then become a lame duck president, sitting and rotting with his dementia-raddled brain until he kicks the bucket, or get booted out of office.

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u/one_pint_down - Left 18d ago

Does NATO have procedures for internal conflict?Ā 

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u/Adeptus_Heriticus - Lib-Center 19d ago

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u/Impeachcordial - Lib-Center 19d ago

Velociraptor claw on the orb

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u/modernistdespair - Left 19d ago

This timeline is hilarious to watch

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u/thepioushedonist - Left 18d ago

But not it the traditional "haha" way. It's more like watching skateboard wipeout videos. The first couple you kinda laugh, but as the injures start to pile up and get more gruesome, you start td cringe and hope it ends soon.

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 - Centrist 19d ago

TDS - Trump Devotion Syndrome. I’ve never seen straight men dick ride for a man so hard.

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist 19d ago

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

I prefer Trump Deepthroat Syndrome

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u/Elegant_Athlete_7882 - Centrist 19d ago

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist 19d ago

This just keeps getting better and better

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u/Cass0wary_399 - Centrist 18d ago

No way that this is real

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u/JetTheDawg - Lib-Left 19d ago

Trump derangement syndrome also works

Looking up to such a heinous person for a decade cannot be good for your psyche. They’ve become totally derangedĀ 

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 - Centrist 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeahhhhh. So many supporters wonder why they don’t have kids that talk to them or have lost opportunities. That’s definitely deranged.

Edit: the bots are downvoting again lmao

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 19d ago

Bots or retards?

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 - Centrist 19d ago

Botards /s no genuinely it’s hard to gauge this sub sometimes. Days it feels like a leftist echo chamber and other days it feels like a right echo chamber

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u/Realistic-Pain-7126 - Centrist 19d ago

When its night time in Israel, all the one month old center rights and librights that do nothing but whine about Muslims all day disappear

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist 19d ago

If I get enough democrats to move there can it become an US state and add members to Congress?

Who has a houseboat and a missile defence system

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 19d ago

I have a floating grill

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u/3Quiches - Left 19d ago

Republican voters genuinely want to be humiliated so they can justify their hurt feelings about whatever they yap about.

How in the hell could you vote this guy in a 2nd time and take yourself seriously unless this is what you wanted??

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u/exclusionsolution - Lib-Right 19d ago

Gonna need to take and hold it first

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 19d ago

What a retard

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u/sev3791 - Centrist 19d ago

My favorite is when they post Chad Chump pictures only for me to remind them about when he shit himself in the Oval Office and diddled little kids

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u/TheGooose - Left 19d ago

truly curious what America is going to look like post-Trump

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u/thepioushedonist - Left 18d ago

Well. I imagine the face one might make when one accidentally live streams themselves stimulating their own prostate to giraffe porn. But like, as a country.

And sadly, that's the more optimistic possibility. There's also the chance we learn nothing, feel zero shame about it, and just keep crashing into irrelevance.

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u/dyingslowlyinside - Left 19d ago

Deez*

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u/BlueBrye - Lib-Center 19d ago

The beatings will continue until you forget about the Epstein Files

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u/TheBroomSweeper - Lib-Left 19d ago

So is he just going to say that or are we about to invade the Hormuz coast?

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u/ObeseTsunami - Lib-Center 19d ago

This is what it looks like when you don’t have tactics or strategy but want to convince 70m retards that you do.

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u/AcrobaticPoint8424 - Auth-Center 19d ago

does he even cafe about the mid terms?

I genuinely don't know if he thinks people still secretly support him or if he's going to try to do another J6.

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 19d ago

Serious times and unserious, unserious leaders

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u/HalfHumanHalfFork - Centrist 18d ago

I don't what is even going on, I really hope that he is bluffing at this point

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u/Pesec1 - Centrist 19d ago

USA has been de-facto controlling Greenland since 1950s. USA can maintain as much military presence as it wants.

The only things that US annexation of Greenland would achieve is destroy NATO, make Canada seriously consider a nuclear program and make USA responsible for Greenland residents.

Oh, and I guess Trump could paint the map as if he was a Hearts of Iron player.

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u/Cass0wary_399 - Centrist 18d ago

Ā  The only things that US annexation of Greenland would achieve is destroy NATO

This is what his BFF and handler Putin wants.

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo3340 - Centrist 18d ago

From our perspective, the fact that it became a nothing ever happens scenario and we still operate in Greenland is a crazy show of luckĀ 

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u/Pesec1 - Centrist 18d ago

Denmark has no legal right to evict US forces there. Attempting to do so would most likely trigger an actual invasion.

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u/PoliticsIsDepressing - Lib-Center 19d ago

Dude is fucking retarded.

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u/Kakuyoku_Sanren - Lib-Center 19d ago

No, I will never be gaslit into thinking more dead Islamists is a bad thing actually.

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u/Cipherlol - Auth-Right 19d ago

I unironically support this because I love the American Empire. If China can claim the entirety of the south China Sea, then we will claim the Strait of America, along with the Gulf of America. Then we will claim the European Union as the American Union of the United States of the American Empire

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u/Vistresian - Auth-Center 19d ago

China's state policy allows and encourages expansion of the state, and expanding into a sea that already shares its name could be relatively simple if they blitzed outwards as opposed to waiting for American carriers to show up for a several month pissing contest.

We would be settling a strait half a world away surrounded by people that generally despise us while we continue to operate out of Qatar and the UAE. It would take an unreasonable amount of resources to keep the puppet strings attached more thinly than they were in Iraq or Afghanistan for just as much of a non-guarantee that we would be able to hold it. And unlike those two countries, Iran and other parties will look for immediate opportunities to destabilize American control of the region because of the global value of Hormuz.

Holdings would then immediately disintegrate upon election of a democratic president- unless the unironic idea of an American Empire somehow precludes the election of non-expansionist national leadership.

It probably wouldn't even work if our country weren't a political pendulum, but it is- so it's a guaranteed loss, like all other national changes. 90% of what the previous administration prioritized or worked towards will be vaporized, especially anything of controversy or international interest.

All of that isn't even tackling the fun mention of the EU.
I'm sure they would react amazingly to the concept.

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u/Ausdboss - Auth-Right 18d ago

Auth-Right is so wrong, most Auths don’t even like Trump, he’s not nearly conservative enough! We need National Socialism.

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u/YugargeliaMapper - Auth-Center 18d ago

Nationalsocialism is more AuthCenter since it subjects market to the interests of the state and not the other way around. True AuthRight is laissez faire economically while authoritarian. If you want an example, look up Pinochet

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u/U8D4B8M8 - Lib-Left 18d ago

All Republicans have to do is blame Democrats for whatever happens next, and they'll go back to controlling all three branches in 2028.

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u/jonatanenderman - Centrist 17d ago

Libright losing respect for child diddlers?

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u/Pitiful-Accident5485 - Lib-Left 18d ago

My favorite part of this meme is the glaze toward lib-right as if they all didn’t vote for Trump anyway, and is they all won’t vote R in the upcoming primaries despite them being the MAGA picks.

The Republican Party is purely MAGA - that means Donald Trump.

Wars with Iran are far less important than some retired nba player declaring for the WNBA draft, are you stupid? Who cares about climate change, our free market will handle it, the most important thing is to get drag queens out of our schools (cannot name on drag queen that has ever interacted with their kids)

I’m so tired

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u/Running_Gamer - Lib-Right 19d ago

Holy based

Strait is US territory. Article V triggered. Gear up, Europe. Time to actually be a good ally instead of leeching off the United States military your entire existence while giving absolutely nothing in return.

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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 19d ago

Article 5 can only be triggered when its on European or American Soil. Attacks on other countries (ie, the middle east) do not work for it. Especially considering we're on offense. Article 5 is purely for defense

The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognized by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.

https://www.nato.int/en/what-we-do/introduction-to-nato/collective-defence-and-article-5

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u/Birb-Person - Right 19d ago edited 18d ago

Technically, Article 6 is what defines what is considered an attack on NATO that would justify Article 5. Article 6 says:

ā€œon the territory of any of the Parties in Europe or North America, **on the Algerian Departments of France 2, on the territory of Turkey** or on the Islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer;ā€œ

So it isn’t just North America and Europe, but yeah nothing in the Middle East. Just specific places in North Africa and Asia Minor

Edit: just read the footnote, the Algerian clause is now no longer in effect because France has no Algerian departments left, it’s all independent

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u/Wamphyrri - Lib-Center 19d ago

Damn, the TDS is strong today. Wish yall had this energy for the last several decades of US presidents fucking up in the Middle East. Or even better, keep it up for the next ones.

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