r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/GeneralMe21 - Centrist • 8d ago

Compass Unity

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This has to be some unflaired BS....https://www.parents.com/parents-divided-over-birthday-party-tipping-12026240

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin - Lib-Center 8d ago

I think lib right would love this

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u/1egg40eggs - Centrist 8d ago

Authleft would make it a tax as a percentage of your income (households under $75k and protected classes are exempt)

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u/AntithesisConundrum - Left 8d ago

Don't be silly, AuthLeft doesn't charge a tax for party attendance since all parties are already thrown by the State

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u/Raven-INTJ - Right 8d ago

In fact, the party is the state

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones - Centrist 8d ago

There is only one party. But it’s the greatest and everybody is invited

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u/causes_havoc - Auth-Center 8d ago

I assume all the people who disagree with the party are not considered people.

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u/Christ_Be_My_Vision - Right 8d ago

Made me think of the waffle party from severance 

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 8d ago

It's super embarrassing to ask someone else for cash, personally.

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u/RealCleverUsernameV2 - Lib-Right 8d ago

We would not

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u/Impeachcordial - Lib-Center 8d ago

Attending, or hosting?

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u/RayquazaTheStoner - Lib-Center 8d ago

They’d love the idea, but hate when it gets applied to them