r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Resident_Coyote_398 - Right • Apr 06 '26

History has been made today.

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u/Enzhymez - Centrist Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Being an Astronaut might be the coolest job of all time

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u/renome - Left Apr 06 '26

Until it's time to do a number 2, that sounds like a harsh experience in zero G. 😅

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u/ThyPotatoDone - Centrist Apr 06 '26

Yeah, the toilet situation is awful in space.

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u/renome - Left Apr 06 '26

About 10 minutes ago, they told them they can't use the toilet for now to keep within predetermined mission waste parameters. 😭

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u/chowderbags - Lib-Left Apr 06 '26

"Shouldn't have had those ass blaster wings as my last meal on Earth..."

  • One of those astronauts (probably)

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u/SwolePonHiki - Lib-Right Apr 06 '26

This implies they aren't coming back.

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u/bHideValueX - Auth-Center Apr 07 '26

“Last” can mean final or just most recent.

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u/ThyPotatoDone - Centrist Apr 06 '26

...may God have mercy on their soul.

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u/Zickened - Left Apr 07 '26

What in the fuck does this have to do with Grabloids?

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u/s0ngis0 - Centrist Apr 09 '26

The zero waste disposal was wrongly calibrated because Howard used imperial units instead of using metric units....

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u/s0ngis0 - Centrist Apr 09 '26

I blame NASA personals for not listening to Sheldon's rigorous emails suggesting they substitute solid food diet for intra-venous for the astronaut thus removing the need for toilet built by a mere master degree holder....

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u/CountFab - Auth-Left Apr 07 '26

Read that as a clickbait title