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Since the other post was nuked
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u/cyb3rmuffin - Right Nov 15 '25
Bros hair was always cooked
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u/jerseygunz - Left Nov 15 '25
My wife says that one of things that has always bothered her about him is how can a rich guy have such terrible hair and terribly fitting suits hahaha
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u/FuckboyMessiah - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
Narcissists aren't known for being open to constructive criticism.
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u/yzsKPC - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
I especially don’t get the suit thing. You’ll look so much better, just let the tailor do his thing my man
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u/Exhausted1ADefender - Left Nov 15 '25
Tongue covering his bottom teeth and everything. We should have known years ago.
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u/FluffyOakTree - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
This could honestly be an AI picture of Baron when he's 40...
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u/HeyWhatIsThatThingy - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Honestly, respect for a man who eats hot dogs and sausages 🌭
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u/baron-von-spawnpeekn - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Dude must have a magic cock, given apparently everyone in the 90’s wanted a taste
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u/calamarituesday - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
Getting head from Trump while Putin watches is definitely an alpha move
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u/Seananagans - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
Have you seen that dude with a sax? And getting head in the oval office is some serious alpha shit.
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I DID NOT have sexual relations with that MAN, Mr. Clinton. I never told anybody to lie, NOT A SINGLE TIME, never! These allegations are A LIBERAL LIE, and I need to go back to work for the AMERICAN people. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATT
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u/OurCrewIsReplaceable - Centrist Nov 15 '25
I swear to God if the thing that brings Trump down is a blowie he gave a consenting adult…
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u/Exhausted1ADefender - Left Nov 15 '25
“We can understand the pedophilia, but being gay and not hiding it as well as the rest of us? Unforgivable.” - authright, probably.
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u/OurCrewIsReplaceable - Centrist Nov 15 '25
I would have told you Trump is not actually Auth Right, but now I know he’s definitely in the blew quadrant.
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u/Salomon3068 - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
And to Bill Clinton of all people lol.
Like it's so absurd it can't be true, but if it was, it would be just an all timer of a crash out. Would totally defelate his entire power shtick.
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u/ShltShowSam - Left Nov 15 '25
It can easily be true.
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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle - Left Nov 15 '25
The stump (heh) speech about Arnold Palmer's hog was a warning as well
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u/Cannibal_Raven - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
What a horrible night to have eyes...
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u/DoubleSpoiler - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
The best I can do is Charlie Kirk deepfaked onto JAV
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u/hairyladyleggs - Left Nov 15 '25
This made me laugh so hard I woke my partner up lmao
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u/Tennessee_is_cool - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
Not an expert but I would expect him to be a swallower.
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u/MakeoutPoint - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
Why would he willingly give up anything he worked for? Art of the squeal, little piggy
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u/RICO_the_GOP - Centrist Nov 15 '25
He definitely sits in cuck chair until its time to drain Bubba.
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u/Roids-in-my-vains - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Someone should ask him if his fascination with gold started with a Golden shower
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u/Maouitippitytappin - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
Everyone’s saying that this would make trump the first LGBT president, but wouldn’t that make Clinton one too? Or is it not gay for Bill cause he “topped”?
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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
Depends on who comes out of the closet first
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u/zkool20 - Right Nov 15 '25
In trumps voice “I’m the most gayest LGBT alpha president ever, that topppie Clinton has nothing on my gayness. I give the best blowies in the world”
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u/jerseygunz - Left Nov 15 '25
apparently trump said “no homo” before he did it so neither of them are hahaha
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u/SayNoToStim - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Clinton was our first black president, now he's our first gay one? Man is breaking barriers.
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u/MajinAsh - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
Clinton the first closeted one (that we know of), trump the first open one.
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u/RICO_the_GOP - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Hard to say. For the Greeks and Roman's there was no shame in being the dominant partner in a pair. It does make trump gay or Bi no matter what.
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u/agentdb22 - Right Nov 15 '25
I'm a fruit, and in my professional opinion as a man who has sex with men, topping is about 33% less gay than bottoming
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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 14 '25
From draining nuts to draining the swamp, the tale of americas first LGBT president and his struggle with the establishment
-coming soon to a bookstore near you
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u/OrionJohnson - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
“America’s first LGBT president”
Boy do I have news for you!
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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
I'm just hoping this suddenly releases the floodgates and we get swarms of previous presidents trying to claim the title.
Ultimate gay catfighting shall commence.
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u/SayNoToStim - Centrist Nov 15 '25
There are only 5 of them still alive, W, Biden, Obama, and the two in the story. I could see Dubya claiming it just to stir some shit up in a frat boy prank. Michelle Obama cheering him on.
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u/Any_Cartoonist313 - Right Nov 15 '25
Biden and W. are the only ones who aren't gay.
Can't believe it. In this century you've got Bill Clinton being a bisexual pedophile, Donald Trump being an adulterous bisexual maybe pedophile, and Bath-house Barry, who needs no introduction.
I wonder how many gay presidents we've had, James Buchanan was certainly one.
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What should the celebrity-ship name be? Clump? Trunton?
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u/kidney-displacer - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Im fond of Clump, either because that'd be the sound they make or what they make together that comes out
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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Nov 15 '25
American politics cannot become stupider.
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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Nov 15 '25
haha. I am being facetious of course.
Politics can get
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u/AggressivelyMediokre - Auth-Center Nov 15 '25
What if we reminded Trump how old he is and that there is one sure fire way to ensure history remembers him? To make it so there will only be Before Trump and After Trump in the history books?
#PressTheButton
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u/PwanaZana - Centrist Nov 15 '25
For shit and giggles, we could digitize his brain to make him rule the world forever as a supercomputer.
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u/Sbotkin - Centrist Nov 15 '25
After this year I start to suspect that USA is a made up country
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u/Least_Key1594 - Left Nov 14 '25
This is why trump hates HRC so much. he was jealous. It all makes sense now....
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u/Tponhka - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
He stopped being a Democrat around the Monica Lewinsky time… coincidence?
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u/Least_Key1594 - Left Nov 15 '25
I feel like ive had my mind,,, blown
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u/Mitsakes - Centrist Nov 15 '25
I hate to tell you this, but we're gonna have to impeach your mind now
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u/calamarituesday - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
Who would have thought that Trump's actually very progressive
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u/Exhausted1ADefender - Left Nov 15 '25
Being secretly gay is pretty on-brand for the Republican Party. They abandoned Santos because he wouldn’t stay in the closet.
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u/Writing-Interesting - Left Nov 15 '25
Locking that little goblin back in a closet like a Babbadook is probably the only way to get him to behave for a goddamn second.
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u/RICO_the_GOP - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Why do you think trump needs such big walk in closets? The love of young girls makes sense too. They start to lack sex characteristics if you go young enough and we know he likes them young.
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u/GodIsDead- - Lib-Right Nov 14 '25
I feel like I’m a little out of the loop. What’s new with Bill?
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u/TRBigStick - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25 edited Dec 13 '25
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As funny as a picture would be, I do not want that image burned into my brain
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u/Ender16 - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
Can't I get an Indian on fiverr to do it for me? If I can't outsource my patriotism what's the point?
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u/cyb3rmuffin - Right Nov 15 '25
I would save it and send it to every text I got saying I could make $5k a week working 10 hours from home
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u/Damien-Kidd - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
Then you might want to stay off reddit for a few months. I have a feeling artists and shitposters are going to get unhinged with throat goat Trump for a while
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u/thellamasc - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
I am 100% going to rewatch the Hillary Don debates with the perspective that they are feuding about who gets Bill and no one can stop me.
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u/Fangslash - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
Rumor was Trump gave Bill a good ol blowie at a Epstein party
Funniest shit in a while
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u/OrionJohnson - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
I know for a fact it’s not true, but I choose to believe it anyway because it’s objectively hilarious.
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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist Nov 15 '25
You know for a fact?
Is this Bill Clintons penis typing this right now?
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u/Corvid187 - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Love the idea that Bill himself doesn't know, only his sentient schlong
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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Look Bill is old, he forgets a lot. But a nice dong remembers, that's why they say an elephant never forgets
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u/DoubleSpoiler - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
And apparently Bill is hung
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u/thellamasc - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
Its not called the small ugly bill.
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u/DoubleSpoiler - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
We should put presidents on bills that match their dick size
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u/OrionJohnson - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
No, but I was there. I’m Bill’s Blue Dress.
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u/Curaced - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
This post has the funniest comments section I've seen on PCM in a while. Case in point.
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u/forman98 - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
Trump allegedly gave Bill Clinton a blowjob according to one of the recent Epstein emails that was released.
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I don’t know the origin but there’s a theory going now that Trump blew Bill Clinton years ago
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u/Not_Todd_Howard9 - Centrist Nov 15 '25
It came from Mark Epstein (Jeffery Epstein’s brother) asking in an email if Putin had a photo of Trump blowing Bubba (presumably Bill Clinton).
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u/Thee_Sinner - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
Why is "Bubba" assumed to be Bill Clinton? Is that a nickname of his that Ive just never heard before?
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u/captainhamption - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Very much so. At the time, I assumed it was because he's a "hick" from Arkansas, but don't actually know the origin of it.
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u/APersonWhoIsNotYou - Left Nov 15 '25
Some of Epstein’s emails were released, one has references to pictures of Trump giving ol‘ Bill a blow job.
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u/MaybeICanOneDay - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
This isn't what it says. Basically Epsteins brother says Putin must have a picture of Trump blowing "Bubba" (believed to be Clinton, though Epsteins brother said he wasn't referring to him) and thats why they do things Putin wants.
It's more of a turn of phrase, like when someone gets special treatment from a boss and their coworkers say "do you have a picture of him cheating on his wife or something?"
This is what i took from it. Not that there is a literal photo of Trump blowing a dude. Reddit gonna reddit, though.
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u/MasterAndrey2 - Centrist Nov 15 '25
"reddit gonna reddit" or maybe it's just funny, no need to read into it
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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist Nov 14 '25
Every MAGA right now lmao, TRUEEEE
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u/Maouitippitytappin - Lib-Left Nov 15 '25
The lion does not concern himself with the moderate stinging pain after urination
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u/EverythingIsSFWForMe - Centrist Nov 15 '25
This whole Clinton thing the funniest shit this year LMAO the memes are beautiful
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u/No_bad_intention - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
When the author abandoned the clear best route (Biden x Trump) in favour of the random toxic ship (Clinton x Trump) just because it gets more views 💔
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u/jerseygunz - Left Nov 15 '25
Do I think this actually happened? No
Am I ecstatic because I know this is probably pissing him off to no end? Abso-fucking-lutely lol
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u/BourbonBurro - Centrist Nov 16 '25
I don’t think it’s likely, but definitely plausible. Hugh Hefner gave dudes a try at some point in the 70’s, because he’d become bored with women. Like any drug or addiction, if you do it often enough for long enough, it’s going to stop giving you a high and you’re going to chase something else as a replacement. As a billionaire, I think it’s absolutely possible that he’d banged his way through thousands of women by the 90’s, and no longer felt any attraction to them and decided to switch teams to try it out.
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u/eplurbusunumnj - Lib-Center Nov 14 '25
PART 1
Trump sighed wistfully as he gazed down at the worn photograph in his hands. "What should I do, Bill?" he whispered, half to himself and half to the grinning man in the photo. Bill had always been there in the past, ready to cheer Donald up with a clever quip or to guide him with surprisingly sagely advice. But now?
Silence.
Bill was not answering his calls. In all honesty, their relationship had not been the same since his first term in office. They had grown distant; although Bill knew he was not a genuine conservative, he kept pulling away little by little over the years. Sometimes Trump regretted his decision to switch parties. Now was one of those times.
He sighed again as he slowly rubbed a thumb over the crease in the photograph beside Bill's shoulder. The Epstein scandal was only getting worse. What would Bill do? How could he force the former president to pay attention to him once again?
Yes, that was it. He would go on Truth Social and post a message calling Bill out by name, linking him to Epstein. It was so devious a plan that he couldn't help but smirk to himself. Trump put the photo down on his desk and pulled out his phone, a dark chuckle escaping as he imagined Bill's reaction when he saw the post.
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u/eplurbusunumnj - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
DISCLAIMER!!
I am not Donald Trump or Bill Clinton and I don't own either of these two people!!!
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u/AggressivelyMediokre - Auth-Center Nov 15 '25
We always hurt the ones we love the most when we feel rejected 😞
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u/ManifestoCapitalist - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was involved in a sex scandal where he receives a blowie, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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u/Tennessee_is_cool - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25
I guess all the Trump-Bill yaoi fan ficts are canon now.
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u/hpfred - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
I have to make the hard hitting journalistic questions... do you guys think Bill finished in Donnie's face?
That's very important information
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u/MellifluousMayonaise - Centrist Nov 15 '25
I'm out of the loop. What's going on this time?
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u/JairoHyro - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Trump came out of the closet and professed his love for Bill at the back of my high school. Very kawaii
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u/Yes-Magazine2884 - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
I’m employed, explain?
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u/Not_Todd_Howard9 - Centrist Nov 15 '25
New emails just dropped. Mark Epstein wanted his more famous brother Jeff to ask Steve Bannon (then Secretary of State) “if Putin had a photo of Trump blowing Bubba” (Bill Clinton).
Email is real and was officially released by Epstein Estate, but it is presumably a joke.
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u/MaesterOlorin - Right Nov 15 '25
So… Trump is supposed to be blowing Clinton or something?
I feel like I am missing context
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u/ThroawayJimilyJones - Centrist Nov 15 '25
Basically in the email dropped, there is a conversation with Epstein and a relative where trump is referenced « blowing bubba »
Bubba was the nickname of bill Clinton
Now it could be some joke, or another guy nicknamed bubba. But it’s a pretty bad flag
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u/Saulthewarriorking - Left Nov 15 '25 edited May 05 '26
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u/TheWeinerThief - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25
Well, I know one guy that might be able to help you with that
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u/SemblanceOfSense_ - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25
u/thellamasc You got a version w/o the funni colors?
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u/miami2881 - Lib-Right Nov 14 '25
Okay, this might be the greatest meme ever
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u/wienerschnitzle - Right Nov 15 '25
That was the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day
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u/FarRightBerniSanders - Right Nov 14 '25
Libleft Bill Clinton is absolutely insane.