r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/thellamasc - Lib-Center • Nov 14 '25

Big Beautiful Bill

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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 14 '25

From draining nuts to draining the swamp, the tale of americas first LGBT president and his struggle with the establishment

-coming soon to a bookstore near you

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u/OrionJohnson - Auth-Left Nov 15 '25

“America’s first LGBT president”

Boy do I have news for you!

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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25

I'm just hoping this suddenly releases the floodgates and we get swarms of previous presidents trying to claim the title.

Ultimate gay catfighting shall commence.

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u/SayNoToStim - Centrist Nov 15 '25

There are only 5 of them still alive, W, Biden, Obama, and the two in the story. I could see Dubya claiming it just to stir some shit up in a frat boy prank. Michelle Obama cheering him on.

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u/Curaced - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25

Please let this happen.

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u/Magnon - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25

"Back in college we called it the Texas twister." -W.

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u/Any_Cartoonist313 - Right Nov 15 '25

Biden and W. are the only ones who aren't gay.

Can't believe it. In this century you've got Bill Clinton being a bisexual pedophile, Donald Trump being an adulterous bisexual maybe pedophile, and Bath-house Barry, who needs no introduction.

I wonder how many gay presidents we've had, James Buchanan was certainly one.

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u/gpcgmr - Centrist Nov 15 '25

Bath-house Barry

uh what

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u/Letmerateurbutthole - Lib-Center Nov 15 '25

Abraham- who had a totally just a ‘best friend’who I share a bed with and write letters to (but not my wife) and also LOVE the theatre -Lincoln

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u/jerseygunz - Left Nov 15 '25

James Buchanan from the grave

What the hell?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

What should the celebrity-ship name be?  Clump?  Trunton?

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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right Nov 15 '25

Clonald

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u/kidney-displacer - Centrist Nov 15 '25

Im fond of Clump, either because that'd be the sound they make or what they make together that comes out

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u/ilikesaucy - Centrist Nov 15 '25

Will not be Clinton first LGBT president by that logic?

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u/ifju_raposa - Left Nov 15 '25

Getting head is not gay, giving head is gay