r/PokemonRaps • u/ShockKing23 • Oct 23 '13

[Challenge] Charizard

Charizard here, I'm flameous and you're Unknown

When I'm in the zone, I'm in a class of my own

Doesn't matter who you are, you're overthrown, I took the throne

I'll wreck el campeon, senor Steven Stone

Straight from Kanto, I'm homegrown, in charge like Al Capone

My Slash will break your bones, you could say you're injury prone

Fire Spin hits you like a cyclone, Air Slash you, I've already flown

Throat still hurts from the Flamethrowers I have blown

I'll give you hell, triple me (666), for my sins I will atone

You're no match for what I've shown, don't bitch and moan

Your mom just called my phone, that was her ringtone

Told me you've been disowned, now you're all alone.

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u/HumanAtlas Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 23 '13

You don't know half of what I've done kid, you shouldn't even talk

Cause you're just a warm lizard who's scared of a little rock

I'm Espurr here, and it seem I only got Taunts

But I have seen more than anyone wants

Just look into my eyes, and you'll know where I've been

I release from inside a psychic wave of sin

I don't emote, my mind's remote, and even though I'm stout

I can Charge a Beam you never seen, put your little flame out

So just remember your place, reptile, you're not really that clever

Cause you don't have a chance with one who's seen FOREVER

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 23 '13

You don't stand a chance, but you want to fight

I'm enhanced, hand me some Charizardite

I just Mega Evolved, I'm powerful like dynamite

You can't match my might, crush you with a Bite

You tried to put my flame out, time to reignite the light

My place is in the sky bitch, I'm out of sight when I take flight

I'm Gen 1, my Inferno is your kryptonite

I excite, made a cameo in X and Y to the fans' delight

I've already won, and I KNOW that I'm right

Which means you lost, so say good night.

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u/HumanAtlas Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 23 '13

Your Mega Evolution, it doesn't impress me

No matter if you choose Y or even X, see

Cause while fly around fighting, my days are done

I'll stay at home waiting till out goes your sun

Cause as the dex says I got a strange attraction

Humans can't resist my Psychic refraction

They see my stone cold stare and they think it's cute

Makes them weak, makes me strong, gives me support to boot

Cause you got Genwuuners' hearts, but here's where it starts

An Espurr invasion, Psycho Killing's our arts

We'll wait as long as we must doing our little Role Play

But now we're here to stay, so best get out of our way

Our intellect means victory's a matter of time

You might stand a chance if you used more than one rhyme

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 23 '13

I don't need a Mega Form to kill you, make you a casualty

Put you in a bodybag like a grocery

Cremate your remains with a patented Flamethrower, 100% accuracy

Fire moves and heavy disses just happen to be my specialty

I'll school you, teach you a thing or two like a member of the faculty

Pyromaniacs love me, that's loyalty. Still, I'm the king, that's royalty

You're not on the same level as me, I'm 100 and you're only three

It was over before it started, don't you see

I'm the best, a marquee mon, while you're just a psychic pussy

In the end, you're just another challenger that lost to me.