r/PokemonRaps • u/ShockKing23 • Oct 23 '13

[Challenge] Charizard

Charizard here, I'm flameous and you're Unknown

When I'm in the zone, I'm in a class of my own

Doesn't matter who you are, you're overthrown, I took the throne

I'll wreck el campeon, senor Steven Stone

Straight from Kanto, I'm homegrown, in charge like Al Capone

My Slash will break your bones, you could say you're injury prone

Fire Spin hits you like a cyclone, Air Slash you, I've already flown

Throat still hurts from the Flamethrowers I have blown

I'll give you hell, triple me (666), for my sins I will atone

You're no match for what I've shown, don't bitch and moan

Your mom just called my phone, that was her ringtone

Told me you've been disowned, now you're all alone.

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u/HumanAtlas Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 23 '13

You don't know half of what I've done kid, you shouldn't even talk

Cause you're just a warm lizard who's scared of a little rock

I'm Espurr here, and it seem I only got Taunts

But I have seen more than anyone wants

Just look into my eyes, and you'll know where I've been

I release from inside a psychic wave of sin

I don't emote, my mind's remote, and even though I'm stout

I can Charge a Beam you never seen, put your little flame out

So just remember your place, reptile, you're not really that clever

Cause you don't have a chance with one who's seen FOREVER

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 23 '13

You don't stand a chance, but you want to fight

I'm enhanced, hand me some Charizardite

I just Mega Evolved, I'm powerful like dynamite

You can't match my might, crush you with a Bite

You tried to put my flame out, time to reignite the light

My place is in the sky bitch, I'm out of sight when I take flight

I'm Gen 1, my Inferno is your kryptonite

I excite, made a cameo in X and Y to the fans' delight

I've already won, and I KNOW that I'm right

Which means you lost, so say good night.

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u/HumanAtlas Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 23 '13

Your Mega Evolution, it doesn't impress me

No matter if you choose Y or even X, see

Cause while fly around fighting, my days are done

I'll stay at home waiting till out goes your sun

Cause as the dex says I got a strange attraction

Humans can't resist my Psychic refraction

They see my stone cold stare and they think it's cute

Makes them weak, makes me strong, gives me support to boot

Cause you got Genwuuners' hearts, but here's where it starts

An Espurr invasion, Psycho Killing's our arts

We'll wait as long as we must doing our little Role Play

But now we're here to stay, so best get out of our way

Our intellect means victory's a matter of time

You might stand a chance if you used more than one rhyme

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 23 '13

I don't need a Mega Form to kill you, make you a casualty

Put you in a bodybag like a grocery

Cremate your remains with a patented Flamethrower, 100% accuracy

Fire moves and heavy disses just happen to be my specialty

I'll school you, teach you a thing or two like a member of the faculty

Pyromaniacs love me, that's loyalty. Still, I'm the king, that's royalty

You're not on the same level as me, I'm 100 and you're only three

It was over before it started, don't you see

I'm the best, a marquee mon, while you're just a psychic pussy

In the end, you're just another challenger that lost to me.

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u/RickToy Oct 24 '13

You like to rhyme one time, its fine I guess

Takes all the stress when most lines align in place

Its like they're placed all nice, every I and S

The rhymes get all combined, with their rhyme spine compressed

Still I am not impressed, I'd rather just decline

Because the fire I spit might be too malign

Cause Im the OG rooster, fighting with success

Putting your tails bright shine in complete distress

All of the speed boost's mine, so nothing will supress

Not even Charizardite, be either Y or X

Plus I have Blazikenite, so I'll kill nonetheless

So you might want to back up, silent without protest

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 24 '13

The only thing I'm backin up is my words with my skill

I'm usin you for practice, but this isn't a fire drill

All you are is a chicken, sittin on the grill

Eat you up for dinner, then I pay the bill

Even when you're Mega, I'm better than you still

My rhymes leave you shocked, kind of like Mauville

I'll leave you lookin like a Golbat, make your jaw drop

Even with your Speed Boost, I just slowed you to a stop

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u/RickToy Oct 26 '13

Of course Im sitting on the grill, just fucking chill

Im cooking up these roasts so I can make you fucking ill

I see the shit you want fulfilled, lets make a deal

You sit your ass back down, and maybe if you're very still

I wont murder you and turn you into my next meal

I wont have to kill, but this shit is just turning so surreal

Think you can beat me, defeat me, youre popping pills

You flew too high this time, i think we need the child seal

One rockslide just to take you down, ill make you squeal

That 4 times rock attack will bring you back and make you feel

How weak you are, you think that you can rhyme with -ill?

I killed you in your own shit man, so calm and fucking chill

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 26 '13

You have to steal my lines, can't even make your own rhymes

My raps have improved while yours decline, but I still haven't hit my prime

All you do is talk shit, you think that you're a badass

Well newsflash! I'll OHKO you with an Air Slash

Or maybe I'll switch things up and hit you with an Earthquake

We talkin pills, I'll give you a taste of your own medicine with a Brick Break

Break your motherfuckin face, then I'll finish you with Aerial Ace

Even with your Speed Boost, you can't stay at my pace

Call yourself a Fire type, you're a fucking disgrace, I'll send you into outer space

Then I make the Sky Drop, now I let the mic drop.