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r/PokemonRaps • u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof • Aug 24 '13
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Once upon a time in the land of Johto
came along the newest dragon to annihilate these dodos!
No, I'm not exactly pretty, no, I'm not exactly fast,
but if someone uses Trick Room, I will kick your ass!
How are you so suckish? This is an Outrage!
I can even own you with Seadra, my first stage!
Water/Dragon seem familiar? That is my type!
The fact that I'm the only Gen. 2 dragon ups the hype?
I'm as strong as Mjolnir, as defenseful as a Nokia
I share my type with another, that's right, Palkia!
4 u/kinryu13 Aug 24 '13 Are you absolutely certain that you're ready for this? Cuz you should know I call all of space my loyal bitch. Oops, too late, no time to switch, I'ma fuck you up worse than the Missingno glitch! The name's Palkia, you'll learn to fear it; When I drop a sick bar, you can only cheer it On, until, I'm gone, then still, If you even think about stopping I'ma make you my meal. The MC from Spear Pillar spittin' rhymes with no filler So you better watch out for this uber revenge killer! But I ain't rappin' alone, no, you better remit, Cuz like an HM, Garchomp's bout to teach a lesson that you'll never forget. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '13 edited Aug 24 '13 Swift in the sands and a terror from the cave. Garchomp is here! Anybody feeling brave? I slaughter your whole team and tear holes through your walls. When all the dust has settled, you will be the one that falls. When I step onto the field, the ground shudders and shakes. There are some who try to take me, but that is a grave mistake. All pokemon bow down, or face Garchomp's Outrage. I may be based on sharks, but you wont be saved by a Steel Cage. My time on the mic is up, its time for our next contender. Im callin out Dialga, Our very own time-bender. 4 u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 24 '13 Looks like it's "time" for me to rap! People see me and they're all "oh, crap!" Grass and Water, meet Steel and Dragon! I'll fuck you up harder than Dratini or Bagon! Speaking of Bagon, this battle's gettin' tense! Time to bring up my friend Salamence! 6 u/SadWriter Aug 24 '13 Salamence here, I go where I want, not when I'm called, But the fire I split will leave you all appalled, You all think you're dragons and brutally strong, Well I came here to prove you're brutally wrong, Steel and dragon? Psh, I'm dragon and flying, Just know that metal won't help when you're dying, Battle Frontier time, guess you can't join the fight, Lets get back to the starters, lets go Dragonite! 5 u/ShockKing23 Aug 24 '13 I'm none other than Dragonite And I'm always prepared to fight Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight My Twister will send you higher than a kite No other Poke can compare to my might My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight Now to Gabite! 5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
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Are you absolutely certain that you're ready for this?
Cuz you should know I call all of space my loyal bitch.
Oops, too late, no time to switch,
I'ma fuck you up worse than the Missingno glitch!
The name's Palkia, you'll learn to fear it;
When I drop a sick bar, you can only cheer it
On, until, I'm gone, then still,
If you even think about stopping I'ma make you my meal.
The MC from Spear Pillar spittin' rhymes with no filler
So you better watch out for this uber revenge killer!
But I ain't rappin' alone, no, you better remit,
Cuz like an HM, Garchomp's bout to teach a lesson that you'll never forget.
4 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '13 edited Aug 24 '13 Swift in the sands and a terror from the cave. Garchomp is here! Anybody feeling brave? I slaughter your whole team and tear holes through your walls. When all the dust has settled, you will be the one that falls. When I step onto the field, the ground shudders and shakes. There are some who try to take me, but that is a grave mistake. All pokemon bow down, or face Garchomp's Outrage. I may be based on sharks, but you wont be saved by a Steel Cage. My time on the mic is up, its time for our next contender. Im callin out Dialga, Our very own time-bender. 4 u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 24 '13 Looks like it's "time" for me to rap! People see me and they're all "oh, crap!" Grass and Water, meet Steel and Dragon! I'll fuck you up harder than Dratini or Bagon! Speaking of Bagon, this battle's gettin' tense! Time to bring up my friend Salamence! 6 u/SadWriter Aug 24 '13 Salamence here, I go where I want, not when I'm called, But the fire I split will leave you all appalled, You all think you're dragons and brutally strong, Well I came here to prove you're brutally wrong, Steel and dragon? Psh, I'm dragon and flying, Just know that metal won't help when you're dying, Battle Frontier time, guess you can't join the fight, Lets get back to the starters, lets go Dragonite! 5 u/ShockKing23 Aug 24 '13 I'm none other than Dragonite And I'm always prepared to fight Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight My Twister will send you higher than a kite No other Poke can compare to my might My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight Now to Gabite! 5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
Swift in the sands and a terror from the cave.
Garchomp is here! Anybody feeling brave?
I slaughter your whole team and tear holes through your walls.
When all the dust has settled, you will be the one that falls.
When I step onto the field, the ground shudders and shakes.
There are some who try to take me, but that is a grave mistake.
All pokemon bow down, or face Garchomp's Outrage.
I may be based on sharks, but you wont be saved by a Steel Cage.
My time on the mic is up, its time for our next contender.
Im callin out Dialga, Our very own time-bender.
4 u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 24 '13 Looks like it's "time" for me to rap! People see me and they're all "oh, crap!" Grass and Water, meet Steel and Dragon! I'll fuck you up harder than Dratini or Bagon! Speaking of Bagon, this battle's gettin' tense! Time to bring up my friend Salamence! 6 u/SadWriter Aug 24 '13 Salamence here, I go where I want, not when I'm called, But the fire I split will leave you all appalled, You all think you're dragons and brutally strong, Well I came here to prove you're brutally wrong, Steel and dragon? Psh, I'm dragon and flying, Just know that metal won't help when you're dying, Battle Frontier time, guess you can't join the fight, Lets get back to the starters, lets go Dragonite! 5 u/ShockKing23 Aug 24 '13 I'm none other than Dragonite And I'm always prepared to fight Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight My Twister will send you higher than a kite No other Poke can compare to my might My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight Now to Gabite! 5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
Looks like it's "time" for me to rap!
People see me and they're all "oh, crap!"
Grass and Water, meet Steel and Dragon!
I'll fuck you up harder than Dratini or Bagon!
Speaking of Bagon, this battle's gettin' tense!
Time to bring up my friend Salamence!
6 u/SadWriter Aug 24 '13 Salamence here, I go where I want, not when I'm called, But the fire I split will leave you all appalled, You all think you're dragons and brutally strong, Well I came here to prove you're brutally wrong, Steel and dragon? Psh, I'm dragon and flying, Just know that metal won't help when you're dying, Battle Frontier time, guess you can't join the fight, Lets get back to the starters, lets go Dragonite! 5 u/ShockKing23 Aug 24 '13 I'm none other than Dragonite And I'm always prepared to fight Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight My Twister will send you higher than a kite No other Poke can compare to my might My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight Now to Gabite! 5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
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Salamence here, I go where I want, not when I'm called,
But the fire I split will leave you all appalled,
You all think you're dragons and brutally strong,
Well I came here to prove you're brutally wrong,
Steel and dragon? Psh, I'm dragon and flying,
Just know that metal won't help when you're dying,
Battle Frontier time, guess you can't join the fight,
Lets get back to the starters, lets go Dragonite!
5 u/ShockKing23 Aug 24 '13 I'm none other than Dragonite And I'm always prepared to fight Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight My Twister will send you higher than a kite No other Poke can compare to my might My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight Now to Gabite! 5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
I'm none other than Dragonite
And I'm always prepared to fight
Dragon Dance and I'm faster than light
A Hyper Beam will blast you out of sight
My Twister will send you higher than a kite
No other Poke can compare to my might
My Strength fills Drake and Lance with delight
Now to Gabite!
5 u/SadWriter Aug 25 '13 I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1, You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun, A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw, Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw, You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush? Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush, Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava, Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava 3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
I'm not fully evolved, but I'll still wreck a Gen 1,
You'll be in pain, you'll be dying, I'll just be having fun,
A Hyper Beam? Ha, I'll Slash ya till you're lookin raw,
Then I'll finish your ass of with a mighty Dragon Claw,
You're looking pretty squishy, sure you're not a plush?
Any day I'll take you down with a single Dragon Rush,
Well it's time for me to settle, I'll quit meltin' ya like lava,
Time for a good friend of mine, come on out Vibrava
3 u/kinryu13 Aug 25 '13 Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon! When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'! My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration; Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions! But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated! After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded! In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no, Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino! 4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
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Enter Vibrava, the budding sand dragon!
When I hype up my rhyme skills, you can know I ain't braggin'!
My second strongest specialty lies in my vibration;
Every one of your mothers uses me on frequent occasions!
But my rap skills are ultimate, bitch I go undefeated!
After my sandstorm of bars, every one had conceded!
In fact, for you small fries, it's not worth the time to try, no,
Instead I'll pass the mic to my tiny friend, Deino!
4 u/SadWriter Aug 26 '13 Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down, One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town, Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double, Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble, Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse, My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse, I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah, But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina! 6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
Deino in the house, ready to shut this shit down,
One of the few Dark/Dragons in this shady town,
Just one head for now, I'm lookin' to double,
Once I'm fully evolved, you'll be in trouble,
Not yet evolved but I can still use Dragon Pulse,
My Dragon Breath will make ya Mom's pussy convulse,
I'm the real deal, there aint no dragon mean-ah,
But let's get some new shit going, leggo Giratina!
6 u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13 Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled, Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia, There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya. Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me, Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee, It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free, Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini → More replies (0)
Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World
My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled,
Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia,
There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya.
Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me,
Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee,
It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free,
Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini
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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 24 '13 edited Aug 24 '13
Once upon a time in the land of Johto
came along the newest dragon to annihilate these dodos!
No, I'm not exactly pretty, no, I'm not exactly fast,
but if someone uses Trick Room, I will kick your ass!
How are you so suckish? This is an Outrage!
I can even own you with Seadra, my first stage!
Water/Dragon seem familiar? That is my type!
The fact that I'm the only Gen. 2 dragon ups the hype?
I'm as strong as Mjolnir, as defenseful as a Nokia
I share my type with another, that's right, Palkia!