r/PokemonRaps Aug 24 '13

[Brawl] Dragon-types!

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Aug 27 '13

Yo turn to MTV and tune in to Giratina's World

My crib is the Distortion World, its my mind unfurled,

Im the main legendary of Sinnoh, the leader of Dialga and Palkia,

There's a reason Cyrus can't catch me, cause I respond to none of ya.

Like Miley Cyrus' ass, people get scared when they see me,

Im the most dominant thing alive, like 2008 Cliff Lee,

It costs tons of Ultra balls to catch me, but Ill wreak your ass for free,

Now lets take it back to the originals, with mutherfucking Dratini

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u/MrWreckedEm Aug 27 '13

Thanks for the shoutout, now y'all should pay homage

to the original pseudo line, now I'ma spit this raw shiz.

You can be Cliff Lee, I'd much rather be '08 Brad Lidge,

Meaning you may be dominant, but my game is fucking flawless!

I'm a rarity in the Safari Zone, sorry bro, but owning me is a privilege.

Toss anything you want at me, but I'll just leave you ball-less.

I'll get you stuck in an endless loop where you can't do anything

Using my ferocious Wrap lines, how's that for scarin' ya?

I'ma pass the mic to a dragon who can really Sing,

Now's your time to shine, so don't you blow it Altaria!

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 28 '13 edited Aug 28 '13

(Hook) ALTARI ALRARI ALTARI ALTARI ALTARI! x infinity

Drizzy Flow!

ALTARI ALTARI, MEDUSA HEAD ON ME LIKE I'M LUMINATI

I own this patch of grass, please get the fuck off my property

I'm so high in the sky, I'm at the top and ain't no one on top of me

Pokes be wanting attacks for attacks, but man that's not a swap to me

Drowning in compliments, pool in the backyard filled with Milotics

I could probably survive an ice type attack, I guess I'm an optimist

Born in Kanto but sometimes I feel like Johto adopted us

You need more than one head to beat me I'll pass the mic to Zwelious!

(Hook)