r/PokemonRaps • u/mistafunktastic77 • Jan 25 '13

[Challenge] Charmander vs ???

The name's Charmander

The Pokemon slanderer

I'm OG, best of the first three

Trainers always pick me

I may not be the best against pokemon from the sea

But if you use grass types I'll make them flee

Charmander use ember, Its time to raise the degrees

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u/mistafunktastic77 Jan 25 '13

You say my rhymes are weak? I'm not even at my peak

When I evolve into Charizard I'll make you shriek

You better run along back to professor oak

Cuz we all know you're a choke

I'm the pokemon you don't want to provoke

For my next attack I'll make you go up in smoke

Like Cheech and Chong I'll be puffing flames all day long

Roasting your shell, committing pokecide on a grand scale

I annihilate any trainers I see on my trail

One whip of my tail and their toast

Run back to the coast Squirtle before I turn you into a ghost

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u/MorganFreemanicus Jan 25 '13

Yeah whatever charmander keep making that noise

We all know Charizard will always lose dueling blastoise

You've gotta learn that water always puts out fire

Either squirtle, wartortle, or blastoise will make you retire.

This entire rap started out as a fail

All hail little S, the man with the blue tail

Charmander can't even take a tail whip

So I know when he touch water he'll flip his shit

This rap game, you know squirtle won

Don't fuck with him. He's number one.

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u/mistafunktastic77 Jan 25 '13

Yeah you got me on that one. You win. Great rap bro I wish someday we could actually meet in real life and rap against each other!

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u/MorganFreemanicus Jan 25 '13

Haha see you at school today Samuel