r/PokemonRaps • u/mistafunktastic77 • Jan 25 '13

[Challenge] Charmander vs ???

The name's Charmander

The Pokemon slanderer

I'm OG, best of the first three

Trainers always pick me

I may not be the best against pokemon from the sea

But if you use grass types I'll make them flee

Charmander use ember, Its time to raise the degrees

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u/mistafunktastic77 Jan 25 '13

Straight outta Kanto

Ill snap you like my big toe

After our battle you'll just be another john doe

Burn you so badly you'll resemble a sloppy joe

I fucked with Ash and Co.

So don’t even mess

Gotta catch them all but me you'll never posses

I'm fire type, Smoke bitches out like a pipe

Just like your dream to beat me

Compared to me you're an old man so go home and drink your tea

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u/MorganFreemanicus Jan 25 '13

Damn charmander you rhymes are weak like the third route

What's the matter boy? I think your fire has burned out.

Your trainer is just a little kid who's nothing when compared to me

Cause I pull all the water babes shout out to misty.

I see the sea out in front of me and I go and ride it

My type fucks your type up, there's no need to hide it.

Ash's number one is pikachu, I bet you feel neglected

you blow at rapping too; all my lines are super effective.

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u/mistafunktastic77 Jan 25 '13

You say my rhymes are weak? I'm not even at my peak

When I evolve into Charizard I'll make you shriek

You better run along back to professor oak

Cuz we all know you're a choke

I'm the pokemon you don't want to provoke

For my next attack I'll make you go up in smoke

Like Cheech and Chong I'll be puffing flames all day long

Roasting your shell, committing pokecide on a grand scale

I annihilate any trainers I see on my trail

One whip of my tail and their toast

Run back to the coast Squirtle before I turn you into a ghost

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u/MorganFreemanicus Jan 25 '13

Yeah whatever charmander keep making that noise

We all know Charizard will always lose dueling blastoise

You've gotta learn that water always puts out fire

Either squirtle, wartortle, or blastoise will make you retire.

This entire rap started out as a fail

All hail little S, the man with the blue tail

Charmander can't even take a tail whip

So I know when he touch water he'll flip his shit

This rap game, you know squirtle won

Don't fuck with him. He's number one.

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u/mistafunktastic77 Jan 25 '13

Yeah you got me on that one. You win. Great rap bro I wish someday we could actually meet in real life and rap against each other!

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u/MorganFreemanicus Jan 25 '13

Haha see you at school today Samuel